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Lady Gaga:

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Its been out for awhile, and yet the most titillating question on the net has yet surfaced in BCD...

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Towards the last option, one could state the same about Erasure, Baltimora, Spandau Ballet, The Dream Academy, and last but not least George Michaels.

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I think she's a woman...nothing else.

And as much as I don't listen to a lot of her music, that song 'Bad Romance' is stuck in my head.

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When people pay more attention to your shitty videos, and "fashion sense" then to your music, you're just a walking mockery of yourself. Sure you take in money, but you trade dignity and any notion of talent.

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She's clearly a woman (and a pretty one at that), but I think you would need to be incredibly beautiful to wear outfits like that and not be called a transvestite.

Anyway, I'm just driving my new Toyota Prius, chat later, cant stop!

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Missy Jem wrote: She's clearly a woman (and a pretty one at that), but I think you would need to be incredibly beautiful to wear outfits like that and not be called a transvestite.

Anyway, I'm just driving my new Toyota Prius, chat later, cant stop!

once again...has anyone ever seen Jemma and Miss gaga in the same room at the same time???

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What Jemma said. I'd bum her/him/it. Anyone who can make sparks come out of their tits is OK with me.

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Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: What Jemma said. I'd bum her/him/it. Anyone who can make sparks come out of their tits is OK with me.

but you would bum Shuggy...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: What Jemma said. I'd bum her/him/it. Anyone who can make sparks come out of their tits is OK with me.

but you would bum Shuggy...

Yes, Jeff, and you would pay many, many $US to watch.

:nod:

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Don't know any of her songs* but I know she wears big knickers :nod:

*The last top 40 I listened to was around 1989 :shrug:

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Did nobody get my 'joke'? :(

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Missy Jem wrote: Did nobody get my 'joke'? :(

I did Jem.

(Er, was it about a Toyota Prius?)

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I've always liked you Sam, cos you're dead clever! :love2:

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

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James Thomas wrote: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

You poker face.

Boom! Boom!

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i had a dream last night that i was lady gaga. i was performing at sea world....

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Missy Jem wrote: Did nobody get my 'joke'? :(

:drummer:

From April,all TOYOTA PRIUS's come with Brown stains on the upholstry as standard....

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She needs to cover key key karimba, then she'll have my respect.

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Why does she always cover up or fuck with her eyes? She doesn't connect with the audience with her eyes. She comes across as doll-like, sort of a living anime. Not much sparks thou, except for the fake ones shooting out of here tits. At least she doesn't have fake big tits. Yet.

She does have "balls" as a pop performance artist... most of her music is rather boring thou.

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Interesting some (more conservative) Americans get hung up on her appearance. As if that's the crux of the issue... anyway and more importantly, her music... well it's just boring innit?

Big tedious spectacle no-one will remember in 6 minutes time let alone 12 months. I was vaguely depressed to see articles of her "duetting" with Elton John all over the muso press... talk about a soundtrack to slitting your wrists. Him whining away in his sarf American warble while she wanders around the stage like a twat... waterboarding in confinement suddenly sounds positively attractive.

Mind you, she does come out with gems like this on occasion:

The fact that I’m into women, they’re all intimidated by it. It makes [Men] uncomfortable. They’re like, 'I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you

Oh go on Lady, have a threesome :nod: erm, with another "Lady".

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0_o wrote: Why does she always cover up or fuck with her eyes? She doesn't connect with the audience with her eyes. She comes across as doll-like, sort of a living anime. Not much sparks thou, except for the fake ones shooting out of here tits. At least she doesn't have fake big tits. Yet.

She does have "balls" as a pop performance artist... most of her music is rather boring thou.

Maybe her intention was to come across as like a real-life anime character.

I don't see anything wrong with her appearance---just that I'm not a fan of her music, although I've heard a few of her songs on the radio before.

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Missy Jem wrote: Did nobody get my 'joke'? :(

No worries, yours probably is fixed with the new Jiffy Pop airbag. Crash, and you can have a nice light snack, with low calories mind, while you wait on the ambulance:thumb:

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S(He) looks like a damn horse... not sure why people say she's hot:scratch: The one bubble outfit reminds me of a carnival game... oh only if that were true:\ohwell:

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most of the songs i've heard are anything but boring. the exception is love game, which is just retarded. but poker face, paparazzi and bad romance are brilliant!

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It's all been done before. Reminds me of the club kids and drag queens in the late 90's. So she is just 10yrs behind.

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Buck Hill wrote: It's all been done before. Reminds me of the club kids and drag queens in the late 90's. So she is just 10yrs behind.

David Bowie says he did it even earlier...

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Point well taken.

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