Hey heyyyy

Hello... its me! There is a new net cafe right next to my house and i'll be back at uni soon.

Major is back. :D

rocket micks a bit quiet.

have the men in white coats payed him a visit, or is he being held for ransom. i hope he aint wandering round sheffield town centre pointing up at the sky, and dancing at the same time wearing a funny hat.

You never know, he might have got himself a job :D

Hello there Major Hope your birthday search for beer was successful! :D

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Hello... its me! There is a new net cafe right next to my house and i'll be back at uni soon. Major is back. :D

SHIT!! ;)

Originally posted by Johnny Giles > Originally posted by Kez-bah> You never know, he might have got himself a job :D>

Believe it or not that's exactly what's happened. He started last Monday. Hope he's alright, must be too knackered to post when he gets home.

Or he's too ashamed following last Saturday's result :D

MAJOR if you are back then so am I.Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends.:D As for you JOHNNY ....well done for keeping MUM so long.I am knackered but after LAST night...FANTASTIC....Saturday and your first win in 11...and how many trophies in 30 years is it for LEEDS.Now can you actually win it again to keep it to the GANG OF FOUR?:D:D:D:D You are only as good as your last result though so keep trying you LOUD gits...only joking and thanks for your gloating texts and the decent one about my job,Get you a pint when we meet soon. ROCKET MICK says to MAJOR TOM and JOHNNY GILES....better than CANTONA too. :p

Originally posted by ShugZV Welcome back "To our biggest fan....the one down the front with the big tits"

That Liv gets everywhere :D

Originally posted by ShugZV Welcome back "To our biggest fan....the one down the front with the big tits"That was what The Doves singer said at Old Trafford was it not Majorboy?;)Spoke to Stevie Boy earlier, he told me him an Paul are busking round Stoke as Peter, Paul & Mary (Stevie is dressed as both man and woman....he's Peter & Mary....and apparently some old guy said he had a lovely pair of tits )That'll be the last of the tit gags fer a while matey.....look forward to reading yer madcap reply the morra.....get a job and get posting.....in fact, get a job posting That pays well, and you'll be wide awake before you get to school:D

You need to think up some new jokes mate, i've been going to the gym a lot since i was last here. I'm down a whole bra size now. Its just a 36DD these days...