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Peter Shilton appearances 1005

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Gargantua:

Killing Ability; 98 Power Rating; 81

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World Cup Winners : Brasil 5

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European Cup Winners : Real Madrid 9

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Longest 24-Hour Bathtub Sail

The longest distance covered in 24 hours by paddling a bathtub on still water is 145.6 km. (90.5 miles), by 13 members of the Aldington Prison Officers' Social Club, Kent, England, from May 28 to 29, 1983.

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Bowhead whale: thought to have the longest life-span of any mammal. It was previously thought humans lived longest until a bowhead whale was caught with two stone headed harpoon tips embedded in it's flesh in 1995, thus dating it at over 100 years of age, as stone headed harpoons were replaced in the late 1800's. New research suggests they could live up to the age of 200 years.

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... that's me beat.

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(never fight a whale)

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Maximum elephants in a fridge at one time: 5

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Osama Bin Laden, Colonel Gdaffi, Saddam Hussain, Abu Hamza - all still alive and well.

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stale-dated milk: never fails to please

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"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" Spray Bottles:

Expiration Date December 24, 2002

Still on dairy shelves as of March 15, 2003 (When I found them towards the back and removed them)

April 10, 2003: I die of food poisoning as a result of said ICBIB spray :p

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i found a box of cheerios "millenios" in a store a couple weeks ago. shouldn't those things have been removed from the shelves once the year 2000 hit?

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I did a real rip snorter last night. Wow did it reverberate. The stench alone would have knocked cowboys of their horses at 50 paces.

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Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© I did a real rip snorter last night. Wow did it reverberate. The stench alone would have knocked cowboys of their horses at 50 paces.

My mate's eating egg sandwiches

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Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©I did a real rip snorter last night. Wow did it reverberate. The stench alone would have knocked cowboys of their horses at 50 paces.

even 3 legged horses, regret stylee?

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i once pulled something out of my nose that even made me wretch with horror ...

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did it support celtic???

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hmmm. small and green... sound familiar??

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