Lame ass joke of the day!!

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the Mad Mystic An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." The mother paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

thats a good one "mon petit singe d'âne"

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ahhh....that brings up yet another topic:

God bless abortions! :D

....This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..."

....These two strings walk into a bar... The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar... The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "aren't you a string?" String says, "No, I'm a frayed not..."

This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..."

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold beer. The bartender gives it to him and says "that'll be £10." A minute later making conversation the bartender says "We don't get many gorillas round these parts" The gorilla replies "I'm not surprised at those prices.."

A Panda walks in to a bar and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of lager and a ......................................................................................................packet of crisps"

The barman says, "thats fine sir, but why the big pause?"

The Panda hold up his arms and says "I don't know, we've all got 'em!"

Liv

Originally posted by Liv A Panda walks in to a bar and says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of lager and a ......................................................................................................packet of crisps"The barman says, "thats fine sir, but why the big pause?"The Panda hold up his arms and says "I don't know, we've all got 'em!"Liv

LIV ..how are you ?Have you still got ALL my posts?