There`s nothing quite like a McDonalds

Before you non-Brits start writing in saying "Wheres the Double Camel Burger with Larks Vomit?" or whatever, the above list is based on everything I could remember from the UK menu. I know the McDs food differs from around the world, as my wife, being American, likes to remind me how much better the fast food is in her homeland than in mine.

Obviously some of the limited edition sandwiches that have been & gone which are similar to existing burgers (Mega Mac, Double Quarter Pounder) I haven`t included.

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Big Mac Meal is the daddy, fuck yer KFC and Burger Kings.And did anyone try the DOUBLE Big Mac? - trying to get one of them in yer mouth was painful

The Mega Mac, you mean? Yeah that shit was good! But I prefer the Quarter Pounder to the Mac cos there`s more meat & less bread.

Youll love the Double Quarter, tho everywhere around here has stopped doing it apart from the McD`s in Chesterfield Town Centre, which is the single worst McDonalds in the world ever.

Our local paper reported a story about a woman whose mouth and lips became covered in sores overnight. The doctor enquired as to what she had eaten, the last thing being a Big Mac that she had got from a drive through and eaten on the way home. She hadn't finished it, so was able to fish the remains out of the bin for analysis.

When the report came back, there were SEVEN DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEMEN in the mayonnaise.

Enjoy your lunch!!

Seven different types no less and there's people saying working at McDonalds is no fun ...

This thread is an absolute disgrace.

give me burger star any time

The McChicken sandwich is McTasty.

Wsa that seven different types of human semen or were there other mammal varieties? Its just that a blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of semen at one time. So if anyone sees a blue whale in McDonalds getting excited then be prepared to swim.

BK burgers are leagues ahead of Maccy burgers and always will be unless mac makes their burgers twice the size and flame grills them!

The best thing about MacDees is their bbq sauce, and the fact its free!! :D

That semen story has been floating around for ages.. (excuse the pun ;) )

I guess semen is that secret sauce on the big mac everybody loves. Anyways my favorite is and always has been the big mac. Here on the west coast the best fast food is either in & out (mmmm. double double), or carls jr. (mmm. guacamole bacon six dollar burger)

Haven't set foot in a McD's in ages, and having one across the street from my house makes it even less appealing, especially w/ the trash left by the local high school teens in the yard.

You know, I have to say the McDonald's paplatte is one I have a love/hate relationship with, as I often trek there on my work break and, depending on how many days I work in a row, I get pretty damn sick of the whole thing. But there's not much else to pick from.

If I had to choose (as the point of this poll would suggest) I'd have to go with the classic Big Mac. The cheesburgers aren't too bad either, and while being neither "big" nor "tasty", the Big N' Tasty will do in a pinch.

quarter pounder. it's like a cheeseburger,but bigger. big mac once in a while....it's a pretty damn ugly burger with all that weird sauce dripping out....but it tastes alright.

as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!!

Big Mac, classic hangover cure.

they never should've gotten rid of the Cajun Chicken sandwiches. At a buck a piece, those were the classic deal.

Originally posted by Old Blue Our local paper reported a story about a woman whose mouth and lips became covered in sores overnight. The doctor enquired as to what she had eaten, the last thing being a Big Mac that she had got from a drive through and eaten on the way home. She hadn't finished it, so was able to fish the remains out of the bin for analysis.When the report came back, there were SEVEN DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEMEN in the mayonnaise.

Enjoy your lunch!!

That's got me wondering what's in the Filet 'o' Fish

Why is a quarter punder with cheese not a quarter punder cheeseburger?

Pedantic i know.

Macdonalds Beefburgers, 99% beef free ;)

You are all what you eat.

McDonalds is 100% PURE SHIT.

To quote that wonky-eyed guy from Radiohead...

"We hope...that you choke..."

Originally posted by Pretty in Pink as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!!

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!!

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

they are only in select markets....we have a large Indian community in my area, so most of the McDs, BK, and Subway have veggie burgers/sandwiches.

Originally posted by Pretty in Pink > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!! >

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

they are only in select markets....we have a large Indian community in my area, so most of the McDs, BK, and Subway have veggie burgers/sandwiches.

Yeah, the BK here has the Veggie BK, and of course, being Portland, lots of vegetarian and vegan options around town. But now I'll have to check out McDs to see if they've FINALLY got something other than fries. Which are, as you say, "yummy."

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!! > > >

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

they are only in select markets....we have a large Indian community in my area, so most of the McDs, BK, and Subway have veggie burgers/sandwiches.

Yeah, the BK here has the Veggie BK, and of course, being Portland, lots of vegetarian and vegan options around town. But now I'll have to check out McDs to see if they've FINALLY got something other than fries. Which are, as you say, "yummy."

Except I just remembered that McDs got sued for frying there fries in beef flavored oil and claiming they were vegetarian.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!! > > >

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

they are only in select markets....we have a large Indian community in my area, so most of the McDs, BK, and Subway have veggie burgers/sandwiches.

Yeah, the BK here has the Veggie BK, and of course, being Portland, lots of vegetarian and vegan options around town. But now I'll have to check out McDs to see if they've FINALLY got something other than fries. Which are, as you say, "yummy."

if they dont have it ask for it...if enough people ask, they will get it...its all about money!!

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > > > > Originally posted by Pretty in Pink> > > as always, I will be different from everyone else....I voted fro the veggie burger....we just got them here in the states...but I remember getting one the first time I went to London...way back in 1987!....and dont forget the yummy fries!!! > > >

When did they do that? Are they everywhere? I haven't heard anything about it. 'Course I never go in there in the first place, but I did see them in New york a few years ago...never tried it, because my girlfriend at the time was bitc...er, compla...oh, never mind.

they are only in select markets....we have a large Indian community in my area, so most of the McDs, BK, and Subway have veggie burgers/sandwiches.

Yeah, the BK here has the Veggie BK, and of course, being Portland, lots of vegetarian and vegan options around town. But now I'll have to check out McDs to see if they've FINALLY got something other than fries. Which are, as you say, "yummy."

mmmmmm. McD fries, but their Big Macs are yummy, so are their fruit and yogurt parfaits, plus their other ice cream goodies; their chicken flatbread pita was tasty. The McD items i hate are the apple pies, any hamburger other than the Big Mac, and especially all of their breakfast items, except I like their biscuits.

sounds like someone has the munchies ...

I think the last time I was at McDonald's, I got one of those salad shakers, since its the only thing I could really eat off the menu. When I got it, I was like why is there salad in a cup? What idiot invented this "meal", especially since McDonald's used to just have normal salads.. As you can see, I'm not terribly fond of McDonald's, and that last time I went there to get a salad, a friend of mine insisted we go there so she could get a Hello Kitty happy meal.

Imstead of McDonalds how about real food that doesn't clog up your heart with all that fat.