Under the knife with...

Has any male who saw this programme on Channel 4 last night managed to uncross their legs yet?

didnt watch it but from what little you've said about it that sounds like a good thing

I don't like the sound of that....

Anyone who puts a scalpel down there with the intent of using it, better use it on my throat immediately afterwards...

The eyes have just about stopped watering now. Surgical procedures in close up showing the insertion of penile implants to cure impotence. Commencing with the shaving and continuing to the point where they road test the pumping up of the new erection! Gut churning stuff.

Had its lighter moments though, especially when they got the tape measure out and started taking photographs of their handiwork to present to the patient when he came round. The surgeon also stated that the average length of an erect penis was 13 centimetres! Does that make you feel better boys or was she just being kind?

The patient was told not to attempt intercourse for 4 weeks after the operation. When he returned to see the surgeon 6 weeks later he said that he'd had sex 14 or 15 times in the last 2 weeks! I think that was with his wife although he was Welsh.

HAHAHAHAHA...laughed the whole time I read that sorry, guys...NOT! :evil:

Man, Im mean today

Originally posted by a very small boy The patient was told not to attempt intercourse for 4 weeks after the operation. When he returned to see the surgeon 6 weeks later he said that he'd had sex 14 or 15 times in the last 2 weeks! I think that was with his wife although he was Welsh.

feeling a bit sheepish with that last comment?

Sorry. Can't resist the occasional regional stereotyping.