New Real Madrid songs

Posh Spice is a slapper she doesnt know the lingo but when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Louis Figo!!

posh spice is a slapper her face is fucking foul and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of fucking Raul

Posh Spice is a slapper shes got more grease up her arse than a frying pan but when she's buggered by Beckham she thinks of zinedine zidane

posh spice is a slapper, she takes it up the arce, and when shes shagging beckham, she thiks of casillas.

posh spice is a slapper, she aint being pullin latley, so Davids gone to real, while posh shags makelele.

Beckham is a wanker, he knew he had to go, but posh spice isnt bothered, cause shes fucking ronaldo.

posh spice is a slapper, she cant even spell paris, but when shes shagging beckham, shes thinking of gonzalez (Real's Coach)

But surely Madrid's coach is Vicente del Bosque, not Gonzalez.

In uk-speak Del Bosque is the manager / gonzalez the coach (trainer?)

Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built In uk-speak Del Bosque is the manager / gonzalez the coach (trainer?)

Yeahh but here in Spain the coach is a non-entity, I had never heard before of Mr. Gonzalez and neither had my footie-savvie friends, I don't think he deserves shagging Posh. Valdano could do that.

Only one person deserves shagging Posh, and he is already !

Originally posted by Benny and the Cobwebs Only one person deserves shagging Posh, and he is already !

Hey, I would not mind myself, only problem is " I cant figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate ".