Newbie NOOLers Meeting Up

Steve Campbell wrote: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I wanna fly from dublin and get pissed and debauched at 33000 feet!!! However, just in case anyone else is suffering the same indignity, I'll be taken the Cheap Northern Bastard route, featuring grey skies, grey seas, grey heather and fucking cumbria (and it's number one landmark). Not to mention westmorland services, where you're brain is bent by having so many things to get bent over it can't decide which to get going on....are those REALLY ordinary rabbits outside or is this actually tubbyland....how the hell can they charge 17quid for a cup of brown liquid in a cup marked tea. And it may also feature prolonged periods of exposure to children, not a good thing. i think I mentioned the family of religious freaks on the coach last time I went over....how much did they annoy me.....I was serisouly weighing the jail sentence against, well, against they sheer pleasure of popping the emergency door and heaving the fckers out oldest to youngest, just to see if jesus was appreciative enough of their irritating noises, to do something about them hitting the tarmac at 70mph, 6inches infront of the obligatory eddie stobart driver who thinks he on the retifillio tribue at monza slipstreaming for a killer move.

Jesus I hope you're ugly Samantha, a pretty single girl who likes new order, I mean that's up their with "honest politician" and "non sociopathic drummer" and "modest singer"....I mean....you know they MUST be out there, but what are the chances of seeing one. I strongly suspect you will not have to buy a drink the entire night....more out of chivalry, and protection of a rare species than anything else I should imagine...I'll be able to spot you when I arrive......you'll be the one with 47 vikings in a circle round you laughing at every single intelligable utterance you make LOL I hope you don't smoke, if youpull out a fag so many lighters will spark up it'll set the sprinklers off. probably best if you don't read my profile :)

EDIT: I don't suppose any of the paddies know which magic piano's in Engerland will give you money if you give them a bank of ireland card and play your little tune on them. (I mean ATM's obviously)...I think I could do without the "take my money you retard" row this time.

Pretty much any one as long as it has the Cirrus logo on the back of the card. If not might I suggest you visit an ATM before you get there

Al Jarvis wrote:

Ness wrote: Mr Jarvis ignored me for the first half hour when I met him a few years ago, but seemed to losen up after a pint and then it was easy to grow to love him!

I had no idea who you were. Just vaguely wondered which one of you and your mate Dave was shagging, and which one of you was doing Mark.

How ever could I chose between those two!! Mark thought I was shagging my mate, so there you go!!

Blame Mark for not introducing me properly

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

Pretty much any one as long as it has the Cirrus logo on the back of the card. If not might I suggest you visit an ATM before you get there

I asked in the bank this morning and they said, most of them, first trust, nat west and midland (obviously since it works in NorthernBank machines here).

can't lift the money here because English shop staff are ASTONISHINGLY stupid. You can stand for hours explaning the picture of the Queen, the words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ten pounds STERLING", and point out that refusing a legal note of the realm is a treasonable offence for which you can still be hanged AND repeatedly tell them that the republic is a member of the Euro system and haven't spent anything with a word that looked like "pound" on it in over 5 years. but it's "mmooooo I can't take that, that's Irish money". Cunts, wankers and fucking dribbling spastics!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Oddly enough tho, if you use em in a motorway services no one even bats an eyelid cos they see em all the time and know they're legit. I WAS planning on printing out HM treasury legislation on the issuing of UK notes in scotland and NI...but I figure anyone stupid enough to still not have worked it out after all the above has been explained....is likely to need me to read it to them.

SO be warned if you get your Euros changed in Dublin, make sure they don;t give you BoI, Northern or UB notes.

I can understand refusing scottish notes. They wear skirts with no underpants, so where does the money go?

I'm sayin nowt, YOU can deal with shug.

Steve Campbell wrote: I'm sayin nowt, YOU can deal with shug.

Shug? Scottish?

Not sure I follow.

it's the celtic shirt, one automatically assumes you see :)

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: Ooh can I come too? I will be in from Dublin all on my own (ok, with a mate) and won't know anyone.

How are you travelling over? Clock & myself are on the ryanair Dublin-Manc on 14th at 12.35 - if you're on the same flight we can start in the bar in Dublin airport & ALL get lost looking for Josh Brooks in Manc

Same flight! Sounds like a plan. Airport bar it is!

Email me & i'll send back my mobile number for contact on the day

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: Ooh can I come too? I will be in from Dublin all on my own (ok, with a mate) and won't know anyone.

How are you travelling over? Clock & myself are on the ryanair Dublin-Manc on 14th at 12.35 - if you're on the same flight we can start in the bar in Dublin airport & ALL get lost looking for Josh Brooks in Manc

Same flight! Sounds like a plan. Airport bar it is!

Email me & i'll send back my mobile number for contact on the day

I knew Id have a job to get one other person on the plane BACK from Manchester, but getting 3 people on the plane OVER & BACK

I’m on the Ryanair out, but am returning Aer Lingus because its €30 cheaper. Ryanair Jacked up the fare before I got round to booking it. Sorry Cuana! The return flight is only leaving 5 minutes after yours.

Steve: If your ATM has “link” or “plus” or something like that on the back of it, there should be no problem withdrawing queens in MCR.

Hi, Im going to Brixton on my own. Been to 5 NewOrder gigs before, Loved them since 83, Bore people silly talking about them, Play their music almost every day. So can I come and join you at The Canterbury Arms.

TonE.

Anthony Glampson wrote: Hi, Im going to Brixton on my own. Been to 5 NewOrder gigs before, Loved them since 83, Bore people silly talking about them, Play their music almost every day. So can I come and join you at The Canterbury Arms.

TonE.

Mate, it's not the fucking masons!! If you're Mozzer-shy, drink a skinful and then just say 'hello' to random punters. You'll be welcome anytime, anywhere.....

Add another female to the list!

I'll be going to both gigs on my own (am I supposed to say that on the net?) so it'll be nice to meet up with some folks :)

sweetness wrote: Add another female to the list!

I'll be going to both gigs on my own (am I supposed to say that on the net?) so it'll be nice to meet up with some folks :)

Watch yerself, love. Them Vikings and their, er, 'choppers'......

I'll get me coat.

sweetness wrote: Add another female to the list!

I'll be going to both gigs on my own (am I supposed to say that on the net?)

I wouldn't have done with this lot....

Mate, it's not the fucking masons!! If you're Mozzer-shy, drink a skinful and then just say 'hello' to random punters. You'll be welcome anytime, anywhere.....

Not shy at all! Yeap I can drink! Cant wait!

Talking of drink

FAO Sweetness. I'm going to both gigs too, so send me an email if you want to meet up at the pre-gig piss ups. Us females need to stick together in the sheer madness of all of this testosterone-flying, drink fuelled malarkey!

Just come to the pub and meet up with everyone. We're all nice people really

Apart from me. Obviously.

Get your tits out for the lads..

shit. Did I say that out loud?

Army, mate, all you've done is make yourself the first target when all the be'atches get legless. Prepare yourself to have "show us yer chopper" and such yelled at you all night....and $DEITY help you if you do.....it'll be "oh look girls, that's like a cock, only smaller"

/Steve reminds self to Keep B.A. BETWEEN himself and the women lest he become collateral damage.

it's a good thing in a way, it'll stop them being really cruel to the ugliest blokes there (hi!)...."would you like to see my baps? well you can't cos you;re a fookin minger"

I'm QUITE sure none of the NOOLettes are QUITE that sort of nasty we birch tho :)

My mate is coming to the Brixton gig with me. He is useful for suppression of any really ugly mingers. He’ll do owt!
That will leave the ground open for the more discerning gents to move in with the more aesthetically pleasing birds!
Me, I’ll just sit at the side and laugh my cock off at yer all, drink beer and chant NUUUU ORRR DAAHHHH lots, like a twat. It’s a surefire winning tactic, in theory???

Barney Army wrote: Get your tits out for the lads..

shit. Did I say that out loud?

You want LIAM to get his tits out for the lads?????

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: Ooh can I come too? I will be in from Dublin all on my own (ok, with a mate) and won't know anyone.

How are you travelling over? Clock & myself are on the ryanair Dublin-Manc on 14th at 12.35 - if you're on the same flight we can start in the bar in Dublin airport & ALL get lost looking for Josh Brooks in Manc

Same flight! Sounds like a plan. Airport bar it is!

Email me & i'll send back my mobile number for contact on the day

Ok - but to where exactly?! Can't see a link to your e-mail address.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

Pretty much any one as long as it has the Cirrus logo on the back of the card. If not might I suggest you visit an ATM before you get there

I asked in the bank this morning and they said, most of them, first trust, nat west and midland (obviously since it works in NorthernBank machines here).

can't lift the money here because English shop staff are ASTONISHINGLY stupid. You can stand for hours explaning the picture of the Queen, the words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ten pounds STERLING", and point out that refusing a legal note of the realm is a treasonable offence for which you can still be hanged AND repeatedly tell them that the republic is a member of the Euro system and haven't spent anything with a word that looked like "pound" on it in over 5 years. but it's "mmooooo I can't take that, that's Irish money". Cunts, wankers and fucking dribbling spastics!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Oddly enough tho, if you use em in a motorway services no one even bats an eyelid cos they see em all the time and know they're legit. I WAS planning on printing out HM treasury legislation on the issuing of UK notes in scotland and NI...but I figure anyone stupid enough to still not have worked it out after all the above has been explained....is likely to need me to read it to them.

SO be warned if you get your Euros changed in Dublin, make sure they don;t give you BoI, Northern or UB notes.

Got it - looks like you're screwed then. We'll all chip in and buy you a pint.

I am a very new NOOLER who will also be going to joshua brookes' with a couple of mates for about 2pm. However my girlfriend is coming along later, so just watch for the sudden and unexplained improvement in my behaviour about 6pm!!

A word of warning on the subject of money, a lot of places in Manchester wont even take scottish money, let alone irish, due to the large amount of fake notes in circulation. Dont want anyone coming down from scotland to get to the pub in the pissing rain only to find out they cant spend in there.

I predict a riot!

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

Pretty much any one as long as it has the Cirrus logo on the back of the card. If not might I suggest you visit an ATM before you get there

I asked in the bank this morning and they said, most of them, first trust, nat west and midland (obviously since it works in NorthernBank machines here).

can't lift the money here because English shop staff are ASTONISHINGLY stupid. You can stand for hours explaning the picture of the Queen, the words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ten pounds STERLING", and point out that refusing a legal note of the realm is a treasonable offence for which you can still be hanged AND repeatedly tell them that the republic is a member of the Euro system and haven't spent anything with a word that looked like "pound" on it in over 5 years. but it's "mmooooo I can't take that, that's Irish money". Cunts, wankers and fucking dribbling spastics!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Oddly enough tho, if you use em in a motorway services no one even bats an eyelid cos they see em all the time and know they're legit. I WAS planning on printing out HM treasury legislation on the issuing of UK notes in scotland and NI...but I figure anyone stupid enough to still not have worked it out after all the above has been explained....is likely to need me to read it to them.

SO be warned if you get your Euros changed in Dublin, make sure they don;t give you BoI, Northern or UB notes.

Got it - looks like you're screwed then. We'll all chip in and buy you a pint.

I think the plan is to bring pockets full of brass bricks, then pray for ATM compatibility....which my bank assure me is no worry. At least with a pile of shrapnel on me I wont be a total charity case if the magic piano says "fook off chancer"

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

CuanaD wrote:

Angel with a Catapult wrote: Ooh can I come too? I will be in from Dublin all on my own (ok, with a mate) and won't know anyone.

How are you travelling over? Clock & myself are on the ryanair Dublin-Manc on 14th at 12.35 - if you're on the same flight we can start in the bar in Dublin airport & ALL get lost looking for Josh Brooks in Manc

Same flight! Sounds like a plan. Airport bar it is!

Email me & i'll send back my mobile number for contact on the day

Ok - but to where exactly?! Can't see a link to your e-mail address.

Weird that, it used to be there - i've changed it back but its not showing up yet.

Anyway, the addy is conrad.donlon@bmireland.com