Well, I mean not a gay-appeal, of course. I mean, they have nothing to offer to a woman, don’t they? New Order are kinda anti-feminine. They won't sing "Come up baby and I'll give you a kiss", they'd rather offer a kiss of death. :D Or they piss you off with a betrayal mood. That’s cool and that’s what I like about them too (if to think of it for a second).
My wife is way too American and she doesn’t get New Order. They are not “nice”. Hell, all my exes in Texas… Barney, would you write a good song for a good girl from Texas? (Ha, ha, I know that would be a sort of “Run Wild” then… don’t go there :) )
Are New Order a heavily male-oriented band?
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Are New Order a heavily male-oriented band?
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Yes 15 (42%)
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No 18 (50%)
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I’m a woman and I don’t like the topic 3 (8%)
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They create something special. Very special. The best music on this self destructing planet (sorry i nearly started my Thom Yorke impression then). They appeal to everyone i know,maybe its only one song but EVERYONE likes ONE song. ![]()
They'd rather give you the Kiss of Death???![]()
First of all there are no cheesey NO love songs. Britney Spears covers that. Most other bands cover that shit. But if you really search their catalog you can find "romantic" tunes. The whole punk/post punk movement was about breaking away from the whore rock and roll and pop music became. NO is about creating new music. Death of cliches.
As for the male orientation I do not know. Bernard, despite his tits, is a guy who writes about relationships. 1963 not quite from a male perspective. However, most of their songs appeal to everyone. I remember making a NO tape for a female friend who just broke up with someone. She really appreciated the anger and feelings of the lyrics. Hits right at home.
As for the Kiss of Death I cannot tell you what that means. Suicide, death or AIDS. I do not think they give that out instead of 'baby I love you let's take off all our clothes and make a baby."
So Twist, your premise is that woman are really only interested in *romantic* songs of some sort. But hey, that's OK because Barney deals with *relationships* so there's something in it for women after all. That's nice...b-but aren't they allowed to be interested in the music itself?
I don't think that I'd call them a heavily male oriented band. That be like Kid Rock or Creed or something shitty like that.
I think New Order, not physically speaking, are kind of androgynous. Then again, the Cure and Smashing Pumpkins could also be seen as androgynous.
Funny but I always thought of them as more of a "female" band.... Joy Division is much more of a male experience.
Don't know what to make of this. They've never been remotely oriented towards males, females or indeterminates. It's seven white notes and five black ones.
Originally posted by Texas hooligan New Order are kinda anti-feminine. They won't sing "Come up baby and I'll give you a kiss", they'd rather offer a kiss of death.
if singing 'come up baby and i'll give you a kiss' is considered 'feminine' then i'll take a kiss of death anyday!
If youve seen New Order live, you will have noticed most of the chin stubble is on the fairer sex, roughest looking female fans Ive ever seen at a gig ![]()
Originally posted by Blainie If you
ve seen New Order live, you will have noticed most of the chin stubble is on the fairer sex, roughest looking female fans Ive ever seen at a gig
i try to shave, i swear! ;)
There was a quote from Bernard years ago when asked about New Order's fans and said it was a mixture of 'Football Hooligans' & 'Spotty Students'. Although i remember a large group of girlies screaming 'Barney...Barney' at the Wembley Arena gig in 87'.![]()
Maybe its the bulges in their pants. Looks like they are packing armadillos down there. Frightens women.
Originally posted by twist Maybe its the bulges in their pants. Looks like they are packing armadillos down there. Frightens women.
Maybe they've all got cocks like the M1.
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Spotty students of the world unite!
And take over?
oh sweet lord... a moz reference? i thought these were only allowed in the "off topic" forum, and even then, only with Julio's approval?
i love the NO, but the lady doesn't. it bugs her when barney misses notes. although, she does like "here to stay" as a song...
I have the impression that this question is too american to apply to New Order. Americans are usually the only people worried about such distinctions/classifications enough to bother. Barney's lyrics give me the impression of being awfully personal. Being that he's a straight bloke, it seems only natural that he should write and sing from a male point of view. Either way, I hope it stays that way.
Originally posted by Dufford Charleywood There was a quote from Bernard years ago when asked about New Order's fans and said it was a mixture of 'Football Hooligans' & 'Spotty Students'. Although i remember a large group of girlies screaming 'Barney...Barney' at the Wembley Arena gig in 87'.
unless they were in the front 2 rows,how did they manage to see him ??
I've been very impressed with the way my girlfriend has taken to Neworder.
From looking at me a bit puzzled when I put yet another NO track on to buying herself JD Substance all in the last few months.
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At the risk of being a) a cunt and b) blindingly obvious, yes they are. 3 blokes and one woman is heavily male-oriented, 75/25 %.
Originally posted by Low-Life At the risk of being a) a cunt and b) blindingly obvious, yes they are. 3 blokes and one woman is heavily male-oriented, 75/25 %.
I was about to write something to this effect, though these days, they're 100%. Back to their roots indeed.
Originally posted by robin > Originally posted by Low-Life At the risk of being a) a cunt and b) blindingly obvious, yes they are. 3 blokes and one woman is heavily male-oriented, 75/25 %.
I was about to write something to this effect, though these days, they're 100%. Back to their roots indeed. Except that leaves them running a quart (or at least a lead singer) low.
I know as many women who like them as I know men..actually people here who like "tough" bands don't like New Order, they're often percieved as "too soft". I always found them very female-friendly, anyway.
Just to clear this up, for once and for all..
Surely, they're primarily a lads' band on these here shores..
Then, primarily, a girls', gays' or geeks' band in foreign climes?
Obviously everyone doesn't conform to a stereotype, but that's how I've always read the situation.. .
And so speaks the Voice of Reason.
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Hell of a demographic, foreign climes wise.
Mrs garymac reckons the Olympia gig was a lad thing downstairs and mixed upstairs. She also reckons I sounded like an asthmatic pit pony at the after show, so it might be an unfit type of thing, or a too old for stage front thing.