Room 101...Hell continued...

School (especially graduate school), grades (the arbitrariness of teachers' demands and lack of connection to work and the real world), people who don't move into the passing lane when you're entering a highway, microsoft, and all the crap bulk mail you get with web e-mail (though I may look into the non-accredited Ph.D. based on real world experience)

wow shug, hasnt this thread done well? we are truly a hate filled bunch...but lets face it theres much to hate in this world.

I want to put all the lying scum of this world into your Room 101.

And people who cheat on their partners too.

Thanks Shug, Im a teacher and im so fucking glad you banished School. Its bleeding sucks. I hate my job and I hate kids, and the bloody teachers are even bloody worse! The sooner I get a new job the better, otherwise im going to turn into one of those dired up old bags, still teaching at 50, wearing hush puppies and constantly talking about how kids were so much better in the good old days...aaaarrrrggghhhh

Liv

Thanks , Shug, but perhaps it would be better to banish teachers than school. I do like what I'm doing. And, there are a lot of lovely undergraduate women (and perhaps men for those so inclined) and it would be a shame to send them away. I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> School (especially graduate school), grades (the arbitrariness of teachers' demands and lack of connection to work and the real world), people who don't move into the passing lane when you're entering a highway, microsoft, and all the crap bulk mail you get with web e-mail (though I may look into the non-accredited Ph.D. based on real world experience)>

Very good Iain, best years of yer life School, Grades & Bastards who never move over...BANISHED someone has already banished Microsoft Junk e-mails...BANISHED!

Hope that keeps you happy mate

And you wouldn't banish our very own teacher Liv, would you ? I'm sure she's a good teacher !

Originally posted by Iain Curtis I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

I definitely agree with that one.

Please Shug, have Windows XP, PocketPC 2002 and the forthcoming X-Box banished!!

That crap monkey from ITV Digital Blokes in suits being pissed,loud and witless Sunday Evenings 'Romantic Comedy' films that me bird tries to make me watch ITV Sport + Big Ron

Originally posted by Pitch > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

I definitely agree with that one.

Please Shug, have Windows XP, PocketPC 2002 and the forthcoming X-Box banished!!

Thats another one, wankers who play about with their rubbish palm pilot things on trains trying to look important when theyre actually playing solitaire

And what about this one then:

Room 101... Hell continued...

Please banish??

:D

Whingers!! Banish the fuckin lot of them!! Those who think they occupy the moral high ground!! Judge not, lest you be judged you fuckers!!

Hey, Shug, perhaps you could start and do me a great favour by banishing Pontefract Shopping Precinct. It's hideous - and I have to walk thruogh it everyday to get to work in the evening.

Will you do that for me? You may well not have been here, but I suppose that's just as well then.

shugster,i nominate ridiculously ambitious corporate-ladder-climbing types, particularly management consultants and people who say "you`ve got an attitude problem"...

shugster,i nominate ridiculously ambitious corporate-ladder-climbing types, particularly management consultants and people who say "you`ve got an attitude problem"...

In addition to that VG, people who use crap corporate cliches. For Example

Close of PLay A Different ballpark Lets Do Lunch

And theyre even worse when abbreviated ie 'get your comments in by C.O.P. today'

Arrrggghhhhhh

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Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal people

Plus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.

Shug ban the fuckers

I would like to banish the following 5 things:

1. Slow Jam
2. The track before 'Rock The Shit' on GR
3. The track after 'Seductive Lotion' on GR
4. Track 06 on GR
5. Hooky's microphone

There we go.

Major, I've tried that one before mate...he's having none of it the bastard. How about that Superman Lovers remix of 60mph...surely that should be locked away so noone has to listen to it ever again

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Major, I've tried that one before mate...he's having none of it the bastard. How about that Superman Lovers remix of 60mph...surely that should be locked away so noone has to listen to it ever again

That superman lovers atrocity should be burnt, hung, burnt again, chopped into tiny bits, burnt some more, ground down to a fine powder, burnt a bit more, scorched and fired into the sun and then it will never darken my stereo again.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal peoplePlus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.Shug ban the fuckers

Indeed Seb - I share your view on these fucking overpriced palaces of utter consumerist bollocks - there's about two dozen of these wretched designer pissholes in Manchester city centre alone. You should call it what I do: STARFUCKERS!! I mean, They - and FcDonalds - really are going to take over the world!!!! I say Firebomb the lot of 'em!! And the tragic Pretentious Gucci-clad Designer Arse-clots that frequent them. These repeated attempts to try and turn Manchester into some sort of exclusive Yuppie City is getting on my tits, and so completely misguided - I mean, four fifths of the fuckin population have fuck all to do with this fucking soulless, nouveau-riche Penthouse bollocks that's erupting all over the centre like so much bad acne. Like - they go from one extreme to another in this city - total desolate deprivation and poverty to ridiculous upmarket faux-pizzazz - where's the fucking sense of equilibrium and REALITY in that for fuck's sake?? Shouldn't they be regenerating this blasted city for their OWN PEOPLE - not fucking lemon-squeezing Feng-Shite-Preaching Nonces from the posh ends of this callowed isle? What's that all about? Straight to Room 101 with the whole lot of them - opportunistic yuppie property developers that is!

Are you listening, Shugster???

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy And you wouldn't banish our very own teacher Liv, would you ?I'm sure she's a good teacher !

You lovely man... I like to think im a cracking teacher, however, many management (heads up their arse)types at my school probably wouldnt think so, because my methods are somewhat unconventional. but fuck them they are all tossers anyways.

As for banishing teachers, moct of the ones i have met are gits. ban the lot of them, then i can get a better job (jeez, im bitter and twisted today arent i?)

Liv

Originally posted by Shug Liv, I couldn't possibly put you in there;) that's why I never replied to it, but as I've already said for every 4 or 5 tubes, you get 1 teacher who's alright - you can count yerself as the latter espescially after getting yer kids into the order!!

I try mt best.....its the cross i have to bear.

BTW one of my 4th years today told me that they had bought 60MPH on Monday, coz they heard it on VH1 or sommat and loved it. It was only once they bought it that they realised it was NO and that i was usually ranting on about their brilliance. I was rather chuffed to say the least...

Liv

Fuck teaching "The Crucible" tomorrow, im gonna stage a class debate on "New Order - are the 60MPH remixes shite or what?"

Im sure most of the kids would go for that! but once again my manager bastards would accuse me of being " a square peg in a round hole" (i actually got told that this week!!!!!!!!!)...

i object to any fucker calling me square, whatever the circumstances.... grrr!

Liv

Oh, Shug - be;lated thanks for chucking our crappy shopping precinct into room 101. I can't get on line as often as i would like, sadly, hence the sporadic posts and the longish gaps in between them. It looks like everybody else has got a lot to shout about.... by the way, this is a stupid question...is this "Marty" and Martin Gray the same person?? Just wondering.... Cheers!

Todd.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key> I would like to banish the following 5 things:> > 1. Slow Jam> 2. The track before 'Rock The Shit' on GR> 3. The track after 'Seductive Lotion' on GR> 4. Track 06 on GR> 5. Hooky's microphone> > > There we go.

Stevie Boy.. I particularly like number 5 mate..very good...But as for Slow Jam..Seb's right it has to stay, although I don't regard it as a great track myself, I don't think it's that bad either..nice try Hooky's Microphone....BANISHED

woo hoo! The grunt is gone!

Originally posted by Shug Liv, which member of staff said that to you - it wasn't a fucking science teacher with a tank top was it? If anyone knows the meaning of "square" it's them bastards!!

Funnily enough, it was my line manager, who until recently was also my best mate. as far as i am concerned, she crossed the line, and can now cock off.... as we speak i am thinking of snide and cutting remarks for my leaving speech...all very childish and pathetic, but hey, i spend all day with teenagers, what do they expect?

I guess hvaing multiple earings, bright red hair and a nose stud in teaching is not really the way forward, but i dont care.... not looking for a way forward anymore...

I'm gonna give it all up and become a pop star... who wants to form a band?

Liv

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Liv> Fuck teaching "The Crucible" tomorrow, im gonna stage a class debate on "New Order - are the 60MPH remixes shite or what?"> > Im sure most of the kids would go for that! but once again my manager bastards would accuse me of being " a square peg in a round hole" (i actually got told that this week!!!!!!!!!)...> > i object to any fucker calling me square, whatever the circumstances.... grrr!> > Liv> >

"the crucible" that's not the play by Arthur Miller is it?

the very same one... cracking play...

Liv

'EY!!!! Have you banished those clueless fuckwits WEA/LONDON RECORDS yet, for constantly fucking about with New Order's records, formats, and release dates?

If not....get yer skates on and do it now - for the good of mankind!!! GO!! GO!! GO!!!!!!

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> > > I'm gonna give it all up and become a pop star... who wants to form a band?> > Liv>

Well, Liv, I think this deserves a new thread... :) Meet me there !

Work 'Internet Policies' meaning I'm now unable to waste half my day downloading mpegs from the net. Bastards.

Please banish Sprouts and that plastic covering you get on new CD's. Thanks.

"Famous" TV/Music celebrities who dick around with young kids.....

oh....he's already been sent down hasn't he?.......LET'S HOPE HE STAYS THERE THEN!!!!

Did you know he no longer has the Mullet?? Shocking eh??

We can but hope and pray, seeing as....he's done something FAR FAR FAR Scarier.......

.........He's Found God. Seriously.

This has probably already been done but anyone who has ever, EVER covered a new order song should be banished as no-one is better than the original. Oh, and could you banish having to stack shelves to pay off tuition fees.

maths must be banished 'cos i can't do it.

The uk govt.s policy on drugs The war in Afganistan Japenese whaling ships Carol bloody Voderman ....and her fat git of a sidekick richard smug git whietley richard n judy that fat git off airplane david i've always loved chelsea mellor lady victoria i'd take it up the ar*e hervey ok hello now heat etc etc lemonade top shoddy workmanship people who say 24 7 and other such bollocks chris smug git tarrent richard n judy again just too make sure robbie once a cunt always a CUNT WILLIAMS Dr Pepper westlife Our tune cold winters & wet summers

I guess it needs repeating since you passed on bannishing student loans. Please, please get rid of student loans (not the money they give us, just the money they want back) Education should be free for every living person who wants to be educated.

Did you ban that freak Michael jackson yet. Since your getting rid of child molesters, you might as well get Wacko Jacko.

What about unsolicited Email?

Can you ban commercials of all sorts? Please.

Did you Ban the Taliban?

can you ban the auto cue for Barney. Lets watch the fat bastard struggle to remember the words "How Does It Feel....etc.."

And last but not least, can you ban morning breath?

Let's see....

5. The cast of Frasier-that show stopped being funny years ago, and the self-congratulatory interview with Bob Costas was twenty minutes of pure mind-numbing boredom
6. All former Teen Heart throbs-anyone watching the Thanksgiving day parade in NYC knows what I'm talking about when I quote the Great Conan (O'Brien), "It was known as the 'Remember When We Were Big in the 90s?' show"
7. Lifetime "Teen Daughter in Danger/Danielle Steel Maudlin Crap/John Ritter Sensitive Male" flicks-Nothing says Saturday fun like an afternoon of shclock. 2.Any "Hard Rock" band from the 70s- 80s hair metal came from this, so I blame Foreigner, Journey, Bad Company, Grand Funk, et al.
8. Fox News-Conservative Bias? Them? No way!...Otherwise known as the "Bush-Lover's Haven" Network. Every damn weekend, something about Ronald Reagan....

HMV RECORDS - AND ALL THE FUCKING RANCID LITTLE TEENAGE TOSSCHEESE AND THEIR ADULT EQUIVALENTS WHO FREQUENT IT ESPECIALLY AT WEEKENDS. SHITE SHOP!!! SHITE CUSTOMERS!!!

GET TO IT, SHUG!!!

Novelty Christmas records Having to work 40hour weeks. Up in the dark, go home in the dark. Colds McDonalds

Annoying fucking housemate who spends the whole weekend whistling as loud as possible when I want to sleep. Who also uses every bastard pot and pan in the house cooks up crap meals like lasagne and leaves his shit all over the living room. Also who is a posh twat and has a posh bint horsey missus and crap stuck up mates who think they're really naughty getting pissed. Who is also 7ft tall, and supports Spurs and thinks theyre good. who also thinks he owns full rights over the tv remote control despite the fact he's lived there 2 months. Who likes Sting. Wanker.

On the other hand, is there a opposite of room 101. If there is I'd like to nominate Fabian Barthez for giving me the best laugh I've had for quite a while.

would it be possible to banish shelf stacking every thursday, friday and saturday night? Then i'll be cheered up when i come back from my shifts at asda.

Tim 'from da southside' Westwood. Why? Who or where does he think he comes from. Nobady has an accent like that in Britain. Why does he talk like his from da ghettos of LA when he is a church ministers son from London. What a cretin.

You seem to be coming devlishly close to agreeing with me on something again sicko but I think he should stay out for pure comedy value.

True. Withdraw the original suggestion.

ayyye (in heavy jamaican patios type accent - listen to the git and you will know what i mean)

Somebody shot him in his car a while back didn't they?

DOH!!!

How the fuck did they botch that one up??? Jeezus - they could've been heroes!!!

Having to sit through watching Liverpool on TV. Surely the dullest team for a decade. Bring back Man U. Phil Thompson Pointless Cup competitions

British Rail Super Trendy clothes shops which stock loads of crappy unwearable clothes that only horrid little rich students wear. Adverts for Loan companies/Compensation companies That phone thing from the direct line advert

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > Must admit Direct Line Insurance cracks me up...the dogs that say "Oh Yes"...definately stays

I think that ones Churchill Shug, which is fine coz its got dogs in it. That direct line is that stupid crappy phone which speaks.

At least Britneys quite fit though Jeff. And doesn't ponce on about how he can have sex for 30 hours at a time.

Liking Sting is just one of his many faults though.

Could you just clarify if Liverpool being better than Celtic means they're in,If so I'd like to nominate myself.

I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian. Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Originally posted by Seb Briggs I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups. Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike. Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Originally posted by Seb BriggsI think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game.

I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups.

Very unlikely I'd say. They play like that cos Frog eyes tells em to.

Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe.

Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike.

And all for violent 2 footed tackles as well then

Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Or allowing to believe they're wanted at the club only to sign 2 replacement players in a week after 1 mistake

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> Originally posted by Seb Briggs> I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them
I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups.

Very unlikely I'd say. They play like that cos Frog eyes tells em to. tres constructive Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against. Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike.

And all for violent 2 footed tackles as well then When Roy Keane(is he the benchmark?) set's us a better example we may well follow suit Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Or allowing to believe they're wanted at the club only to sign 2 replacement players in a week after 1 mistakethe message is clear ship up or ship out,no more pussyfooting about like Evans did.It takes a bit of ruthlessness to get results.

Thank you very much for Robbie Fowler, thank you very much, thank you very very much.

Can we ban Chelsea plz

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them

Did they touch the ball against Barca?

When the top clubs Leeds, Man U and Arsenal sort themselves out, Liverpools lack of quality will be shown up. Mark my words. Alternatively, If little Micky gets injured, you'll be struggling to qualify for the Champs league

Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against.

Back to my original point..crowing like they'd won something which any major team gave a toss about.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> > > what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. > We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them Did they touch the ball against Barca?

Admitted we struggled to overcome them and had to rely on a solid pragmatic performance and Kluivert's bizarre handball

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> > > what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. > We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them Mark my words. Alternatively, If little Micky gets injured, you'll be struggling to qualify for the Champs league

Consider them marked.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > > > Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against. .

Back to my original point..crowing like they'd won something which any major team gave a toss about.

How is my response crowing? I was pointing out we had to play the teams that had made it through the rounds in these competitions e.g. Roma, Barca, Arsenal and Leeds, it was a response to your attempt to belittle the achievement.

Which achievement are you specifically talking about when you say no major team would give a toss about it? How did whoever you are referring to as major teams become so without overtaking our past achievements in the process?

Look here lads, - someone's got to say it, so it may as well be me. Haven't you've already got a big-enough thread to discuss football on as it is (Sex Free)?
You're spilling over into this one as well!

Here's one for you Shug - and keep it in context, if you know what mean:

Endless tedious arguments about bloody footie (sorry, I'm a rugby person!) - Banishe to room 101 - NOW!

Let's get back to the proper subject here, matey!!

Todd

I'll start on 'chase the egg' next if your not careful Mr Bendy.

Ian, it's true though,shall we say no more arguments about Heskey/Liverpool As its clear we could both go on for ever. Or Kylie. I'm sure it doesn't make great reading!

To be continued...........

ooh, ooh,

Coach of Dutch National Football team has just been banished!! :dead:

No football talks here please. But wile we are at it:banish the whole team of PSVeindhoven for always playing cowardly counter football. And also,although i am an AJAXfan, the whole fucking board of AJAX, for fucking up a legendary club within about 5 years time.

thanx a lot mate.

shug please please please please pretty please with a cherry on top banish football....

and even if you don't please banish 'friends' it is so overrated, crap and really not funny and the fucking up-their-own-arses twats who call themselves actors should be shot. particularly seeing as they earn like millions of dollars per episode yet they still keep threatening to quit unless they get a payrise.

oh yes and please banish all the crappy harry potter merchandise - it's fucking ridiculous all the hype about it and making small children waste their money on trading cards and stuff. it's a good book why don't they just leave it at that.

i feel much better now (or will do when you banish those things!)