Room 101...Hell continued...

School (especially graduate school), grades (the arbitrariness of teachers' demands and lack of connection to work and the real world), people who don't move into the passing lane when you're entering a highway, microsoft, and all the crap bulk mail you get with web e-mail (though I may look into the non-accredited Ph.D. based on real world experience)

wow shug, hasnt this thread done well? we are truly a hate filled bunch...but lets face it theres much to hate in this world.

I want to put all the lying scum of this world into your Room 101.

And people who cheat on their partners too.

Thanks Shug, Im a teacher and im so fucking glad you banished School. Its bleeding sucks. I hate my job and I hate kids, and the bloody teachers are even bloody worse! The sooner I get a new job the better, otherwise im going to turn into one of those dired up old bags, still teaching at 50, wearing hush puppies and constantly talking about how kids were so much better in the good old days...aaaarrrrggghhhh

Liv

Thanks , Shug, but perhaps it would be better to banish teachers than school. I do like what I'm doing. And, there are a lot of lovely undergraduate women (and perhaps men for those so inclined) and it would be a shame to send them away. I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> School (especially graduate school), grades (the arbitrariness of teachers' demands and lack of connection to work and the real world), people who don't move into the passing lane when you're entering a highway, microsoft, and all the crap bulk mail you get with web e-mail (though I may look into the non-accredited Ph.D. based on real world experience)>

Very good Iain, best years of yer life School, Grades & Bastards who never move over...BANISHED someone has already banished Microsoft Junk e-mails...BANISHED!

Hope that keeps you happy mate

And you wouldn't banish our very own teacher Liv, would you ? I'm sure she's a good teacher !

Originally posted by Iain Curtis I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

I definitely agree with that one.

Please Shug, have Windows XP, PocketPC 2002 and the forthcoming X-Box banished!!

That crap monkey from ITV Digital Blokes in suits being pissed,loud and witless Sunday Evenings 'Romantic Comedy' films that me bird tries to make me watch ITV Sport + Big Ron

Originally posted by Pitch > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> I think that Microsoft should be banished each time they put a new product out.

I definitely agree with that one.

Please Shug, have Windows XP, PocketPC 2002 and the forthcoming X-Box banished!!

Thats another one, wankers who play about with their rubbish palm pilot things on trains trying to look important when theyre actually playing solitaire

And what about this one then:

Room 101... Hell continued...

Please banish??

:D

Whingers!! Banish the fuckin lot of them!! Those who think they occupy the moral high ground!! Judge not, lest you be judged you fuckers!!

Hey, Shug, perhaps you could start and do me a great favour by banishing Pontefract Shopping Precinct. It's hideous - and I have to walk thruogh it everyday to get to work in the evening.

Will you do that for me? You may well not have been here, but I suppose that's just as well then.

shugster,i nominate ridiculously ambitious corporate-ladder-climbing types, particularly management consultants and people who say "you`ve got an attitude problem"...

shugster,i nominate ridiculously ambitious corporate-ladder-climbing types, particularly management consultants and people who say "you`ve got an attitude problem"...

In addition to that VG, people who use crap corporate cliches. For Example

Close of PLay A Different ballpark Lets Do Lunch

And theyre even worse when abbreviated ie 'get your comments in by C.O.P. today'

Arrrggghhhhhh

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Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal people

Plus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.

Shug ban the fuckers

I would like to banish the following 5 things:

1. Slow Jam
2. The track before 'Rock The Shit' on GR
3. The track after 'Seductive Lotion' on GR
4. Track 06 on GR
5. Hooky's microphone

There we go.

Major, I've tried that one before mate...he's having none of it the bastard. How about that Superman Lovers remix of 60mph...surely that should be locked away so noone has to listen to it ever again

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Major, I've tried that one before mate...he's having none of it the bastard. How about that Superman Lovers remix of 60mph...surely that should be locked away so noone has to listen to it ever again

That superman lovers atrocity should be burnt, hung, burnt again, chopped into tiny bits, burnt some more, ground down to a fine powder, burnt a bit more, scorched and fired into the sun and then it will never darken my stereo again.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal peoplePlus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.Shug ban the fuckers

Indeed Seb - I share your view on these fucking overpriced palaces of utter consumerist bollocks - there's about two dozen of these wretched designer pissholes in Manchester city centre alone. You should call it what I do: STARFUCKERS!! I mean, They - and FcDonalds - really are going to take over the world!!!! I say Firebomb the lot of 'em!! And the tragic Pretentious Gucci-clad Designer Arse-clots that frequent them. These repeated attempts to try and turn Manchester into some sort of exclusive Yuppie City is getting on my tits, and so completely misguided - I mean, four fifths of the fuckin population have fuck all to do with this fucking soulless, nouveau-riche Penthouse bollocks that's erupting all over the centre like so much bad acne. Like - they go from one extreme to another in this city - total desolate deprivation and poverty to ridiculous upmarket faux-pizzazz - where's the fucking sense of equilibrium and REALITY in that for fuck's sake?? Shouldn't they be regenerating this blasted city for their OWN PEOPLE - not fucking lemon-squeezing Feng-Shite-Preaching Nonces from the posh ends of this callowed isle? What's that all about? Straight to Room 101 with the whole lot of them - opportunistic yuppie property developers that is!

Are you listening, Shugster???