Room 101...Hell continued...

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > Must admit Direct Line Insurance cracks me up...the dogs that say "Oh Yes"...definately stays

I think that ones Churchill Shug, which is fine coz its got dogs in it. That direct line is that stupid crappy phone which speaks.

At least Britneys quite fit though Jeff. And doesn't ponce on about how he can have sex for 30 hours at a time.

Liking Sting is just one of his many faults though.

Could you just clarify if Liverpool being better than Celtic means they're in,If so I'd like to nominate myself.

I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian. Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Originally posted by Seb Briggs I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups. Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike. Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Originally posted by Seb BriggsI think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game.

I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups.

Very unlikely I'd say. They play like that cos Frog eyes tells em to.

Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe.

Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike.

And all for violent 2 footed tackles as well then

Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Or allowing to believe they're wanted at the club only to sign 2 replacement players in a week after 1 mistake

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> Originally posted by Seb Briggs> I think theyre in coz of their dire long ball style, Ian

Don't forget snakey we play like this because we are the youngest team in the PREM

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them
I predict in 3 years time we'll have a couple of titles in the bag and return gradually to a more measured passing game like in days of yore, when we won 18 titles and 4 european cups.

Very unlikely I'd say. They play like that cos Frog eyes tells em to. tres constructive Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against. Or for Phil( I won't shake his hand coz he's almost had his leg broken by my player) Thompson That would be almost,as in slight contact with his little toe,I'm all for a bit of passion from players and manager alike.

And all for violent 2 footed tackles as well then When Roy Keane(is he the benchmark?) set's us a better example we may well follow suit Or for their shameful treatment of out of favour players (ie Westerveld, Fowler)

Allowing them to go to pastures new, at bargain prices, how dare we?

Or allowing to believe they're wanted at the club only to sign 2 replacement players in a week after 1 mistakethe message is clear ship up or ship out,no more pussyfooting about like Evans did.It takes a bit of ruthlessness to get results.

Thank you very much for Robbie Fowler, thank you very much, thank you very very much.

Can we ban Chelsea plz

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©

what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them

Did they touch the ball against Barca?

When the top clubs Leeds, Man U and Arsenal sort themselves out, Liverpools lack of quality will be shown up. Mark my words. Alternatively, If little Micky gets injured, you'll be struggling to qualify for the Champs league

Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against.

Back to my original point..crowing like they'd won something which any major team gave a toss about.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> > > what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. > We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them Did they touch the ball against Barca?

Admitted we struggled to overcome them and had to rely on a solid pragmatic performance and Kluivert's bizarre handball

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©> > > what has age got to do with it? My team of choice are reputed for playing the best passing game in Div3, and are on average far younger than the Liverpool team. And that in a notoriously difficult division to have a passing game. > We didn't get where we are today(top of the PREM,game in hand ) without building on solid foundations,Hamman, Smicer, Redknapp,Barmby, Berger, McAllister,Gerrard are all capable of playing a bit(I do seem to recall they actually passed to each other on one occasion, was that Barca or Roma?) and regularly feed through balls through to Owen which I find rather entertaining as more often than not he scores from them Mark my words. Alternatively, If little Micky gets injured, you'll be struggling to qualify for the Champs league

Consider them marked.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > > > Or maybe for constantly reminding how succesful they were in those important cup competitions last year. oops In the Worthless cup they played Wycombe in the semis and Birmingham in the final. Not exactly the cream of Europe. They played the opposition they were drawn against. .

Back to my original point..crowing like they'd won something which any major team gave a toss about.

How is my response crowing? I was pointing out we had to play the teams that had made it through the rounds in these competitions e.g. Roma, Barca, Arsenal and Leeds, it was a response to your attempt to belittle the achievement.

Which achievement are you specifically talking about when you say no major team would give a toss about it? How did whoever you are referring to as major teams become so without overtaking our past achievements in the process?

Look here lads, - someone's got to say it, so it may as well be me. Haven't you've already got a big-enough thread to discuss football on as it is (Sex Free)?
You're spilling over into this one as well!

Here's one for you Shug - and keep it in context, if you know what mean:

Endless tedious arguments about bloody footie (sorry, I'm a rugby person!) - Banishe to room 101 - NOW!

Let's get back to the proper subject here, matey!!

Todd

I'll start on 'chase the egg' next if your not careful Mr Bendy.

Ian, it's true though,shall we say no more arguments about Heskey/Liverpool As its clear we could both go on for ever. Or Kylie. I'm sure it doesn't make great reading!

To be continued...........

ooh, ooh,

Coach of Dutch National Football team has just been banished!! :dead:

No football talks here please. But wile we are at it:banish the whole team of PSVeindhoven for always playing cowardly counter football. And also,although i am an AJAXfan, the whole fucking board of AJAX, for fucking up a legendary club within about 5 years time.

thanx a lot mate.

shug please please please please pretty please with a cherry on top banish football....

and even if you don't please banish 'friends' it is so overrated, crap and really not funny and the fucking up-their-own-arses twats who call themselves actors should be shot. particularly seeing as they earn like millions of dollars per episode yet they still keep threatening to quit unless they get a payrise.

oh yes and please banish all the crappy harry potter merchandise - it's fucking ridiculous all the hype about it and making small children waste their money on trading cards and stuff. it's a good book why don't they just leave it at that.

i feel much better now (or will do when you banish those things!)