Room 101...Hell continued...

Originally posted by Seb Briggs That crap monkey from ITV DigitalBlokes in suits being pissed,loud and witlessSunday Evenings'Romantic Comedy' films that me bird tries to make me watchITV Sport + Big Ron

Sebsy, I think I've already banished people in suits, which pissed a couple of people off. Cheeky Monkey, Sunday evenings, Jessie Films...BANISHED ITV Sport & Big Ron, I kind of like the sun-tanned beach whale, and if it wasn't for ITV sport I wouldn't have seen Celtic's games in Europe...so that has to stay.

Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! And what about this one then:Room 101... Hell continued...Please banish?? :D

Jim me old mucker, if I banished this I'd have fuck all else to do , and if you wanted a good moan on the site - where the fuck would you go? Room 101...Stays (for now!)

Originally posted by Muffy Whingers!! Banish the fuckin lot of them!!Those who think they occupy the moral high ground!! Judge not, lest you be judged you fuckers!!

Whingers, that's a bit of a tricky one Muffster!! when I'm at work I love to whinge - I look fuckin miserable on the outside - but on the inside I am laughing like fuck to myself - it stops you talking to bastards that you don't like. On the other hand people who constantly whinge about fucking everything..totally annoy me - so... Whingers...BANISHED

Originally posted by Benjamin Sweeney Hey, Shug, perhaps you could start and do me a great favour by banishing Pontefract Shopping Precinct.It's hideous - and I have to walk thruogh it everyday to get to work in the evening.Will you do that for me? You may well not have been here, but I suppose that's just as well then.

That's a good enough reason for me Benji Pontefract shopping precinct...BANISHED

Originally posted by velocity girl shugster,i nominate ridiculously ambitious corporate-ladder-climbing types, particularly management consultants and people who say "you`ve got an attitude problem"...

You mean arseholes VG? BANISHED DEFINATELY

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal peoplePlus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.Shug ban the fuckers

Sebsy, are you at it again fuck, you must be having a bad day! I don't know why these fucking things are popping up everywhere, must be something to do with FRIENDS, do they not get pissed a lot in America? Coffee Shops...BANISHED

Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key I would like to banish the following 5 things:1. Slow Jam2. The track before 'Rock The Shit' on GR3. The track after 'Seductive Lotion' on GR4. Track 06 on GR5. Hooky's microphoneThere we go.

Stevie Boy.. I particularly like number 5 mate..very good...But as for Slow Jam..Seb's right it has to stay, although I don't regard it as a great track myself, I don't think it's that bad either..nice try Hooky's Microphone....BANISHED

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Major, I've tried that one before mate...he's having none of it the bastard. How about that Superman Lovers remix of 60mph...surely that should be locked away so noone has to listen to it ever again

To Sebsy & Steve...you could have picked any of the atrocious fucking remixes, pile o shite 60 miles an hour remix...BANISHED And if the order ever visit these hallowed pages...stop releasing shite remixes we are not fucking amused!!!!

Originally posted by Martin Gray > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Those fucking coffee shops as well like Starbucks. I don't understand them. I've never gone out and about and thought 'I'd love a coffee' in some shit cafe thing with pretentious waitresses/waiters and crap sofas. They're just full of modern day yuppies thinking their being 'with-it' by having a coffee. Either that or studenty types discussing poetry thinking they're being really deep, man. If you want to go out and have a drink have a beer for fucks sake - like normal people> > Plus theyre ridiculously expensive and the coffee is rank. I did have one once to give it a try and it was full of foam which tasted like it had come from an Ibiza foam party, and a bit of rank thick stupidly strong coffee at the bottom.> > Shug ban the fuckers

Indeed Seb - I share your view on these fucking overpriced palaces of utter consumerist bollocks - there's about two dozen of these wretched designer pissholes in Manchester city centre alone. You should call it what I do: STARFUCKERS!! I mean, They - and FcDonalds - really are going to take over the world!!!! I say Firebomb the lot of 'em!! And the tragic Pretentious Gucci-clad Designer Arse-clots that frequent them. These repeated attempts to try and turn Manchester into some sort of exclusive Yuppie City is getting on my tits, and so completely misguided - I mean, four fifths of the fuckin population have fuck all to do with this fucking soulless, nouveau-riche Penthouse bollocks that's erupting all over the centre like so much bad acne. Like - they go from one extreme to another in this city - total desolate deprivation and poverty to ridiculous upmarket faux-pizzazz - where's the fucking sense of equilibrium and REALITY in that for fuck's sake?? Shouldn't they be regenerating this blasted city for their OWN PEOPLE - not fucking lemon-squeezing Feng-Shite-Preaching Nonces from the posh ends of this callowed isle? What's that all about? Straight to Room 101 with the whole lot of them - opportunistic yuppie property developers that is!

Are you listening, Shugster???

I always listen to you Marty, glad to see your rants are as enjoyable as ever

Liv, I couldn't possibly put you in there;) that's why I never replied to it, but as I've already said for every 4 or 5 tubes, you get 1 teacher who's alright - you can count yerself as the latter espescially after getting yer kids into the order!!

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> Liv, I couldn't possibly put you in there;) that's why I never replied to it, but as I've already said for every 4 or 5 tubes, you get 1 teacher who's alright - you can count yerself as the latter espescially after getting yer kids into the order!!

I try mt best.....its the cross i have to bear.

BTW one of my 4th years today told me that they had bought 60MPH on Monday, coz they heard it on VH1 or sommat and loved it. It was only once they bought it that they realised it was NO and that i was usually ranting on about their brilliance. I was rather chuffed to say the least...

Liv

Very good, but ask the poor little bastard if he likes the remixes - cos so far no-one has owned up

Originally posted by Liv Fuck teaching "The Crucible" tomorrow, im gonna stage a class debate on "New Order - are the 60MPH remixes shite or what?"Im sure most of the kids would go for that! but once again my manager bastards would accuse me of being " a square peg in a round hole" (i actually got told that this week!!!!!!!!!)...i object to any fucker calling me square, whatever the circumstances.... grrr!Liv

"the crucible" that's not the play by Arthur Miller is it?

Liv, which member of staff said that to you - it wasn't a fucking science teacher with a tank top was it? If anyone knows the meaning of "square" it's them bastards!!

Originally posted by Benjamin Sweeney Oh, Shug - be;lated thanks for chucking our crappy shopping precinct into room 101.I can't get on line as often as i would like, sadly, hence the sporadic posts and the longish gaps in between them.It looks like everybody else has got a lot to shout about.... by the way, this is a stupid question...is this "Marty" and Martin Gray the same person?? Just wondering....Cheers!Todd.

Marty - is of course Martin Gray

Originally posted by Okay, I'm Jeff again Shug man!!!!did we banish work yet??? I think I'm ready to get on the dole!!!

Jeff, work has already been banished mate

Originally posted by Martin Gray 'EY!!!! Have you banished those clueless fuckwits WEA/LONDON RECORDS yet, for constantly fucking about with New Order's records, formats, and release dates?If not....get yer skates on and do it now - for the good of mankind!!! GO!! GO!! GO!!!!!!

Don't think I have Marty..... WEA/London records...BANISHED

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Work 'Internet Policies' meaning I'm now unable to waste half my day downloading mpegs from the net. Bastards.

Sebsy, I'd love to banish the net, because other than this site, celtic and porn...what's it good for?