Room 101...Hell continued...

Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key Please banish Sprouts and that plastic covering you get on new CD's. Thanks.

Agree with you here, Stevie boy I fucking hate sprouts, and as for plastic film all plastic film on anything annoys the fuck out of me, you buy something new and spend 4 hours trying to get the bastard open - Chainsaws usually do the trick, but ye've got to be careful Sprouts & Plastic wrapping....BANISHED

Originally posted by Martin Gray "Famous" TV/Music celebrities who dick around with young kids.....oh....he's already been sent down hasn't he?.......LET'S HOPE HE STAYS THERE THEN!!!!

Gary Glitter, Jonathon King...BANISHED And no-ones mentioned Michael Bolton yet!!! I know he's not a child molesterer - but I hate the twat Michael Bolton...BANISHED

Originally posted by Martin Gray Did you know he no longer has the Mullet?? Shocking eh??

Nah, didn't know that! but the bastards in there too stay, just hope the twat reads this - and never releases another record again..ever!!!!!

He's found God has he? lets hope the big guy up the stairs has told him to stick to singing in churches

Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key This has probably already been done but anyone who has ever, EVER covered a new order song should be banished as no-one is better than the original. Oh, and could you banish having to stack shelves to pay off tuition fees.

Yeah yer right, covers have been done! And Stevie - I pity any poor bastard that has to stack shelves mate - It's almost as bad as working in a fucking factory (which is what I do mate, too fucking lazy to go back to college) Shelve stacking...BANISHED

Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key maths must be banished 'cos i can't do it.

Definately Stevie, if there was one fucking lesson I could have eradicated at school, it would most certainly have been Maths, what the fuck is that trigonometry all about? Waste of fucking time mate!! as for algebra and angles....If 1 Banana = 2 pears and 3 Oranges is the same as a paer divided by a fucking grapefruit what do you get? Who gives a flying fuck? answer = tossers Maths...BANISHED FOREVER:evil:

Niel, like it mate, but my mates have just come round for me to go to some birds party after the nightclubs, so I'll have to get back to you tomorrow mate - I'm away to get rat-arsed :evil: ;)

Originally posted by Niel Johnstone The uk govt.s policy on drugsThe war in AfganistanJapenese whaling shipsCarol bloody Voderman....and her fat git of a sidekick richard smug git whietleyrichard n judythat fat git off airplanedavid i've always loved chelsea mellorlady victoria i'd take it up the ar*e herveyok hello now heat etc etclemonade topshoddy workmanshippeople who say 24 7 and other such bollockschris smug git tarrentrichard n judy again just too make surerobbie once a cunt always a CUNT WILLIAMSDr PepperwestlifeOur tunecold winters & wet summers

Originally posted by Niel Johnstone The uk govt.s policy on drugsThe war in AfganistanJapenese whaling shipsCarol bloody Voderman....and her fat git of a sidekick richard smug git whietleyrichard n judythat fat git off airplanedavid i've always loved chelsea mellorlady victoria i'd take it up the ar*e herveyok hello now heat etc etclemonade topshoddy workmanshippeople who say 24 7 and other such bollockschris smug git tarrentrichard n judy again just too make surerobbie once a cunt always a CUNT WILLIAMSDr PepperwestlifeOur tunecold winters & wet summers

Right where was I? Oh yes..Westlife, twats who come out with annoying sayings, British weather and IT girls have already been Banished. Everything else BANISHED Except for Lemonade Tops...I'm still recovering from this morning's escapades, and when I go out in a couple of hours Lager Shandy will be the only thing I'll be able to drink for the first hour or so - just to get acclimatized you understand plus with the Celtic v Rangers game at 12'o'clock tomorrow, I can't get too pissed or I'd end up at a party till God knows what hour, and not be able to concentrate on the game - or watch it - and then the next day forget all about it...so Lemonade tops stays!!!

Originally posted by Brian Geoghagan I guess it needs repeating since you passed on bannishing student loans. Please, please get rid of student loans (not the money they give us, just the money they want back) Education should be free for every living person who wants to be educated.Did you ban that freak Michael jackson yet. Since your getting rid of child molesters, you might as well get Wacko Jacko.What about unsolicited Email?Can you ban commercials of all sorts? Please.Did you Ban the Taliban? can you ban the auto cue for Barney. Lets watch the fat bastard struggle to remember the words "How Does It Feel....etc.."And last but not least, can you ban morning breath?

Sorry Brian mate, didn't see that post, But student loans for your above reason will definately be sent into Room 101, Michael Jackson, commercials and the Talban e-mails have already been Banished like the bit about the auto-cue. Everything BANISHED.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Let's see....5. The cast of Frasier-that show stopped being funny years ago, and the self-congratulatory interview with Bob Costas was twenty minutes of pure mind-numbing boredom4. All former Teen Heart throbs-anyone watching the Thanksgiving day parade in NYC knows what I'm talking about when I quote the Great Conan (O'Brien), "It was known as the 'Remember When We Were Big in the 90s?' show"3. Lifetime "Teen Daughter in Danger/Danielle Steel Maudlin Crap/John Ritter Sensitive Male" flicks-Nothing says Saturday fun like an afternoon of shclock.2.Any "Hard Rock" band from the 70s- 80s hair metal came from this, so I blame Foreigner, Journey, Bad Company, Grand Funk, et al.1. Fox News-Conservative Bias? Them? No way!...Otherwise known as the "Bush-Lover's Haven" Network. Every damn weekend, something about Ronald Reagan....

Tabsy Have you not tried to banish Frasier before? I like it mate, espescially his brother Niles - always fucking cracks me up Can't argue with the other 4 though...BANISHED

Originally posted by Martin Gray HMV RECORDS - AND ALL THE FUCKING RANCID LITTLE TEENAGE TOSSCHEESE AND THEIR ADULT EQUIVALENTS WHO FREQUENT IT ESPECIALLY AT WEEKENDS. SHITE SHOP!!! SHITE CUSTOMERS!!! GET TO IT, SHUG!!!

I must admit, in Corby we've only got 1 fucking record shop Our Price - and it's fucking crap mate, so when I venture elsewhere HMV looks positively different class - sorry mate but it's gotta stay!

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Novelty Christmas recordsHaving to work 40hour weeks. Up in the dark, go home in the dark.ColdsMcDonaldsAnnoying fucking housemate who spends the whole weekend whistling as loud as possible when I want to sleep. Who also uses every bastard pot and pan in the house cooks up crap meals like lasagne and leaves his shit all over the living room. Also who is a posh twat and has a posh bint horsey missus and crap stuck up mates who think they're really naughty getting pissed. Who is also 7ft tall, and supports Spurs and thinks theyre good. who also thinks he owns full rights over the tv remote control despite the fact he's lived there 2 months. Who likes Sting. Wanker.On the other hand, is there a opposite of room 101. If there is I'd like to nominate Fabian Barthez for giving me the best laugh I've had for quite a while.

Sebsy yer a fuckin star mate You are the funniest person on this thread mate!! and that says a lot when you've got Marty and his world famous rants - can't go into much detail cos this fucking computer keeps crashing!! Mcd's and work are already banished!! Christmas Records & Colds...BANISHED Suggestion for yer housemate - Get a step ladder and deck the twat - then call his bird a Horse - that'll do the trick!! Posh people have already been banished, but just for you me old mucker... Sebsy's housemate and annoying bird....BANISHED

Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key would it be possible to banish shelf stacking every thursday, friday and saturday night? Then i'll be cheered up when i come back from my shifts at asda.

Stevie boy, I've already banished it mate so you can cheer up now dude