YOU KNOW THE RULES!!
Hurry up Marty! This is the last fucking Room 101, it's just taken me over an hour to compile what's in the fucking thing
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Originally posted by Shug YOU KNOW THE RULES!!Hurry up Marty! This is the last fucking Room 101, it's just taken me over an hour to compile what's in the fucking thing
Do you mean that I spent all that time killing you and even mourning for nothing?
How about you banish colds? I'm sick and trying to study. And I think my brains came loose with that last sneeze. I guess it's better to be sick and studying than wasting perfectly good time off.
You can banish paying for maid service too. My place is a pig sty.
Fuck me - that's spooky - I'm listening to The Stone Roses and I Am The Ressurection had not long finished when I clicked on!!!
Iain - colds have already been Banished mate - I apologise because this thread has been going on for ages - I'm compiling the final list at the moment.
As for Maid Service - do it yerself you lazy bastard
Only kidding...Maid Service....BANISHED;)
Originally posted by velocity girl inscense sticks; they fucking reek.
Can't argue with that VG...although I do have a funny story...at a party when I was about 15 - one of my pals tried to get High by smoking one of the fuckers - stupid bastard was sick everywhere
Don't banish maid service! I wanted you to banish payment for the service. You limeys are socialists, could you work cleaning into the deal?
Originally posted by Iain Curtis Don't banish maid service! I wanted you to banish payment for the service. You limeys are socialists, could you work cleaning into the deal?
Sorry dude, but once it's in there it ain't coming back! Paying for Cleaning and having to clean yerself...BANISHED I apologise again and such a schoolboy error will not happen again - blame it on a few beers.
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> Don't banish maid service! I wanted you to banish payment for the service. You limeys are socialists, could you work cleaning into the deal?
Sorry dude, but once it's in there it ain't coming back! Paying for Cleaning and having to clean yerself...BANISHED I apologise again and such a schoolboy error will not happen again - blame it on a few beers.
Thank you, kind sir. Have a beer or two for me, if you don't mind. I have to run to school to print some crap out so post something interesting and/or funny by the time I get back. I'm running out of time in which to procrastinate!! 
I've got another few beers handy, cheers mate - Is it true all American students smell of Cheesy puffs? Discuss.
ive not been following the room 101 activity quite as religiously as i once was so not sure if this lot have been nominated. anyway to the point, its Kappa slappas, belfast is absolutely teeming with them and they are totally VILE. most of them are fucking dog ugly, ridiculously heavy handed with their make up and hair gel, and wear the most hidious clothes. i cant believe any woman would choose of their own free will to look like that. oh and i`ve never met an even vaquely pleasant one.
banish the bitches!
Originally posted by velocity girl i
ve not been following the room 101 activity quite as religiously as i once was so not sure if this lot have been nominated. anyway to the point, its Kappa slappas, belfast is absolutely teeming with them and they are totally VILE. most of them are fucking dog ugly, ridiculously heavy handed with their make up and hair gel, and wear the most hidious clothes. i cant believe any woman would choose of their own free will to look like that. oh and i`ve never met an even vaquely pleasant one.banish the bitches!
Lovely jubbly VG - a bit of Angst - thrive on it
And after an argument like that how could I possibly refuse;)
Kappa Slappers....BANISHED
Originally posted by Shug I've got another few beers handy, cheers mate - Is it true all American students smell of Cheesy puffs? Discuss.
Don't you mean cheesy poofs? I hate the damn things but perhaps I have a certain scent that I don't notice. Good thing we can't download smells, I guess. What time is it there in the motherland anyway?
Originally posted by Iain Curtis > Originally posted by Shug> I've got another few beers handy, cheers mate - Is it true all American students smell of Cheesy puffs? Discuss.
Don't you mean cheesy poofs? I hate the damn things but perhaps I have a certain scent that I don't notice. Good thing we can't download smells, I guess. What time is it there in the motherland anyway?
25 past 1 in the morning mate, don't worry I'm used to the nightshift - I work 2-10 Mon - Thurs, 10am - 6pm on a Friday - so I'm used to getting a kip about 4 in the morning, also when you've had several beers it makes this place an even better laugh - I would be out normally - but trying to save money for Xmas fucking shopping next week
As for the cheesy poofs - Cartman translates funny
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > I've got another few beers handy, cheers mate - Is it true all American students smell of Cheesy puffs? Discuss.
Don't you mean cheesy poofs? I hate the damn things but perhaps I have a certain scent that I don't notice. Good thing we can't download smells, I guess. What time is it there in the motherland anyway?
25 past 1 in the morning mate, don't worry I'm used to the nightshift - I work 2-10 Mon - Thurs, 10am - 6pm on a Friday - so I'm used to getting a kip about 4 in the morning, also when you've had several beers it makes this place an even better laugh - I would be out normally - but trying to save money for Xmas fucking shopping next week
As for the cheesy poofs - Cartman translates funny
that's so sweey, Shug. I didn't think to get you anything. It's about half past eight here. But you probably know that because I think the website gives eastern time.
what do you do those late hours? i used to work with retarded and disabled kids at facility where they lived and had to do midnights every so often. That'll fuck up your schedule.
I work with retards as well mate, only kidding, I work in a deadend job in a Factory mate - can't be arsed going back to college - I was there 3 years - and I fucking hated it, all my mates were out on the piss constantly, I never had a fucking penny! so I had to rely on mates taking me out - the idea was to take a year off - earn some money and go back, but I was getting paid too well and pissing all the money up a wall, as I say too lazy to go back, if I did go back I would have to do another 3 years to become a Sports Teacher...hope that's cleared things up for you
Basically I'm a lazy bastard and enjoy alcohol
So Shug...
let me see if I got this right...once it's banished, it can't come back...so if by some odd chance, Britney was to walk up to either of us and say "come on big boy, give it to me like only you could" we would have to pass on the chance????
Originally posted by Shug I work with retards as well mate, only kidding, I work in a deadend job in a Factory mate - can't be arsed going back to college - I was there 3 years - and I fucking hated it, all my mates were out on the piss constantly, I never had a fucking penny! so I had to rely on mates taking me out - the idea was to take a year off - earn some money and go back, but I was getting paid too well and pissing all the money up a wall, as I say too lazy to go back, if I did go back I would have to do another 3 years to become a Sports Teacher...hope that's cleared things up for youBasically I'm a lazy bastard and enjoy alcohol
I wasn't too excited about school either. It took me six years and two schools to finish my undergraduate. I then worked for about two and a half years and came back to school for a master's this fall. I don't like school much either but the alternatives suck. And, I figure with the more school I do the greater freedom I'll have to do what I want and more choices. I hate the classes though. The only thing that is keeping me going is my thesis, which wasn't my idea but still kind of interesting. It's hard going back after working, school is so different from the "real world".
By the by, I just finished that great quiz I was talking about last night. Disappointed that I din't get any takers but I guess I win the prize, a romantic dinner and evening out on the town. I wonder where I'll take myself. I just hope I don't get myself too drunk and take advantage of myself! 
To keep in thread topic, let's banish. . .
PAX, which is the religious T.V. station here and the channel that comes in best on my cable free T.V. No offense to anyone but I hate the religious fanatics with too much make-up, greasy hair, and prostitutes waiting off cmaera for after the show.
Let's also banish dirt and dust, I don't feel like taking a shower or shaving today. And, as stated last night, my place is a pig sty.
Iain
ok self loathing time..i hate the fact that i`m unable to write in perfectly straight lines on unlined paper, sounds really trivial but i get jealous when other people can, especially when they have beautiful, consistent, neat handwriting. bastards. please banish such people.
Originally posted by the perfect kiss So Shug...let me see if I got this right...once it's banished, it can't come back...so if by some odd chance, Britney was to walk up to either of us and say "come on big boy, give it to me like only you could" we would have to pass on the chance????
Very Good...he he he
But yes once banished...never to return....
Originally posted by Iain Curtis > Originally posted by Shug> I work with retards as well mate, only kidding, I work in a deadend job in a Factory mate - can't be arsed going back to college - I was there 3 years - and I fucking hated it, all my mates were out on the piss constantly, I never had a fucking penny! so I had to rely on mates taking me out - the idea was to take a year off - earn some money and go back, but I was getting paid too well and pissing all the money up a wall, as I say too lazy to go back, if I did go back I would have to do another 3 years to become a Sports Teacher...hope that's cleared things up for you> Basically I'm a lazy bastard and enjoy alcohol
I wasn't too excited about school either. It took me six years and two schools to finish my undergraduate. I then worked for about two and a half years and came back to school for a master's this fall. I don't like school much either but the alternatives suck. And, I figure with the more school I do the greater freedom I'll have to do what I want and more choices. I hate the classes though. The only thing that is keeping me going is my thesis, which wasn't my idea but still kind of interesting. It's hard going back after working, school is so different from the "real world".
By the by, I just finished that great quiz I was talking about last night. Disappointed that I din't get any takers but I guess I win the prize, a romantic dinner and evening out on the town. I wonder where I'll take myself. I just hope I don't get myself too drunk and take advantage of myself!
To keep in thread topic, let's banish. . .
PAX, which is the religious T.V. station here and the channel that comes in best on my cable free T.V. No offense to anyone but I hate the religious fanatics with too much make-up, greasy hair, and prostitutes waiting off cmaera for after the show.
Let's also banish dirt and dust, I don't feel like taking a shower or shaving today. And, as stated last night, my place is a pig sty.
Iain
Religious fanatics - fuck me that kinda thing only happens in America "Praise the Lord" "Hallelujah"
....BANISHED
dIRT & DUST....BANISHED
Originally posted by velocity girl ok self loathing time..i hate the fact that i`m unable to write in perfectly straight lines on unlined paper, sounds really trivial but i get jealous when other people can, especially when they have beautiful, consistent, neat handwriting. bastards. please banish such people.
VG...my handwriting is perfect;)
So people with shite handwriting...BANISHED
shug, how could u do that to people less fortunate than yourself? crap handwritting is a cruel affliction, not that i suffer from it of course, i`m just a perfectionist.
now, now that would just be absurd; what i was doing was correcting a spelling mistake from my previous post..
Originally posted by velocity girl inscense sticks; they fucking reek.
Good incense stick don't reek...believe me I got some from the mrs. the other day, and they were so artifical I got a sore throat from it...cough cough cough aaahhemm
