Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key> > > > Originally posted by Martian Gray> > Right 65) SUPERMARKET'S SHELF STACKERS WHO KEEP MOVING THEIR PRODUCTS AROUNF ON A REGULAR BASIS - IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT CLEVER - IT'S IRRITATING AS FUCK!!> > >

I have to stack shelves to pay my extortionate tuition fees and we put the shit where they tell us to, its not our fault if someone decides that english mustard has to go on foreign foods!

Stevie boy - did you not notice I never put you in - where's my thanks you bastard And could you have a word with yer pals to keep up the good work - just to annoy Marty

Thanks. :D

How can anyone think of killing this thread? I went on a perticularly amusing staff xmas night out on Saturday and didn't think anything would top that for a while.

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> Martin, > Glad to see you're back (maybe I'm a little frightened). I half read your room 101 posting to see if I was getting banished. But your post seemed more like a political campaign platform than Room 101 material. Are you running for public office, Parliament perhaps? But you forgot to include people who let their dogs shit on the sidewalk or on your lawn and don't clean it up. Has that been banished, Shug? Or store service people who can't count change. The other day i bought something for $3.63 and gave the woman $5.13. She asked me why 13 cents but finally figured it out on the cash register.> > Congrats on the big 1000, Martin.> > Back to the the dire, hopeless black hole they call studying for finals.

People who can't round up - or count....BANISHED (I blame fucking maths teachers meself - but them useless fuckers are already in here) And since I'm in a good mood - today I will be lenient with the Banishments Are you ready Iain.....FINALS...BANISHED;)

It's a little fucking late now, shithead. Unless you care to contact my teachers and tell them I don't need to show up 'cause finals have been banished. ;) Plus, my brains are starting to leak out from trying to memorize this shite.

I didn't know room 101 was T.V. Will we see it over here in the colonies or is weakest link the best you got?

Goodbye!

Hey Shug - you should take a leaf out of Marty's book and just fuck off without warning for a while - recharge your bateries and then come back with all fifty cilinders blazing - I can't believe the size of that post he just put in back there, fuckin hell,. are you sure you're up to this anymore....you seemed to be getting more pissed off by the hour - is the strain beginning to tell? and waht's the reckoning that, despite what Marty says back there.......he might just be saving a few more delights to hurl your way - just to rub it in..... frankly i can't wait to see what shit he slams in with next.....

Todd

Originally posted by Shug Marty please, please, please no fucking more - I agree with you - that's the most stupid idea I've ever had - ROOM 101 ;)

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OH NO YOU DON'T GET OFF SO EASILY, PAL!!!!, I'M COMING STRAIGHT BACK FOR A BIT MORE OF WHAT I FANCY - YOU DID ASK FOR IT AFTER ALL - SO I'M GONNA MAKE DAMN WELL FUCKING SURE THAT AT THE END OF IT ALL YOU WILL BE REDUCED TO A QUIVERING WIBBLING WRECK DESPERATELY PLEADING FOR US TO ALL STOP..... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT SIR? SOFT, FAST. HARD, LOUD, SIR? SHORT, LONG, CURLY, POINTED, SIR? DIPPED IN METHYLATED SPIRIT AND SET ALIGHT FOR YOUR PLEASURE, SIR? CHASED ROUND THE BLOCK THIRTY TIMES UNTIL IT COLLAPSES FROM SHEER NERVOUS EXHAUSTION, SIR? YES? YES? YES? YES? WELL BRACE YERSELF - CUZ THERE AIN'T NO GOIN' BACK FOR YOU MY LUD....... SEE, TODD WAS RIGHT THERE.....HA!! ....DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WAS GOING TO BACK OFF AND LEAVE IT AT THAT? - AFTER ALL YOUR HARANGUING AT ME TO GET MY ARSE INTO GEAR AND POST SOMETHING IN QUICKLY? HA.....YOU FOOL...YOU FOOL..... AND NOW, YOU MUST PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR ARROGANCE AND FOOLISHNESS - YOU CREATED THIS MONSTER!! YOU WILL NOW HAVE TO LIVE WITH ITS ABOMINABLE PRESENCE AND STENCH FOREVER FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE A BILLOWING SWARM OF FLIES..... MAKE NO MISTAKE, BOY, JUDGEMENT SHALL SOON BE PASSED, FROM ONE SMALL FATAL MISCALCULATION YOU HAVE PLANTED THE SEED THAT WILL FINALLY DETERMINE YOUR ULTIMATE SACRIFICE AND DESTRUCTION......MR SLUDDEN, YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER AND I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO ETERNAL HELLISH DAMNATION FOR YOUR EVIL DEEDS.......BEND FORWARD NOW BOY......HANDS TOUCHING TOES.......THAT'S A GOOD BOY. SERVANTS!!! I HEREBY DEMAND YOU DIVEST THIS GIBBERING BUFFOON OF HIS TROUSERS..... AND PROMPTLY SUMMON FORTH THE MIGHTY KING OF SODOMY HIMSELF.....MISTER G-E-O-R-G-E M-I-C-H-A-E-L !!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

NOW, MR SLUDDEN, IF YOU DO NOT BANISH THE FOLLOWING ARTICLES PROMPTLY INTO THE HALLOWED HELL PIT OF 1001 DAMNATIONS, I WILL SENTENCE YOU IMMEDIATELY TO SEVEN THOUSAND LASHES OF YOUR RECTAL PASSAGES FROM THE HAIRY GREEK KING OF SHUTTLE'S, COCK...... :headoff: THE CHOICE IS YOURS..... ...ON YOUR MARKS..... GET SET....... GO!!! BASTARD!!! :evil:

102. THE HOUSE OF LORDS - WHAT RIDICULOUSLY ANACHRONISTIC TOSSERS THEY ARE - DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORLD IS AT ALL? ARE THEY REALLY ALIVE? OR JUST STUFFED SPECIMENS FROM A BYGONE AGE?
103. THE TURNER PRIZE - IS THIS JUST SOME ATTEMPT TO DELIBERATELY PISS EVERYBODY OFF AND JUST GET THEM TALKING ABOUT A PILE OF UTTER TOSH THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ARTISTIC WORTH OR RELEVANCE? IF THAT IS YES, HERE'S MY TURNER PRIZE ENTRY THEN: THE RUNTFACED INBRED TWATS THAT HANG ROUND MY NEIGHBOURHOOD LIKE SO MUCH BAD ANAL GAS. I CLAIM MY £40,000 NOW - GIVE ME IT, PIGGIES!!!
104. THE LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS - UNION JACK WAVING IS INCREDIBLY PASSE - AND SO BRITISH IT'S UNTRUE!!
105. PENIS IN FLARES (PLURAL = PENISES IN FLARES) (MY APOLOGIES TO LOU REED)
106. THE POLICE - WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY FOR ANYMORE?
107. THOSE STUPID LITTLE PIECES OF CRAP YOU GET IN CRISP BAGS - FUCKING SWINDLERS, WE DON'T WANT WORTHLESS BITS OF GREASY CELLOPHANEWRAPPED CARDBOARD, A FEW EXTRA FUCKING CRISPS WOULDN'T GO AMISS!!
108. THE COUNCIL TAX
109. TV LICENCES - FUCKING RIP OFF JUST TO BE FORCE FED SO MUCH CACK ON THE BOX - WHAT AN INSULT!!
110. NASAL HAIR
111. NOSE JOBS
112. MICHAEL JACKSON
113. AND EVERY MICHAEL JACKSON RECORD SINCE 1987
114. MOUSTACHES
115. MOUSTACHES ON WOMEN
116. THOSE PATHETIC SPIDERY NU-METAL GOATEES - OH FUCK OFF - GROW A PROPER FUCKING BEARD IF YER THAT DESPERATE TO STROKE YER CHIN
117. ARRANGED MARRIAGES - FUCKING INCREDIBLE THAT SOME CULTURES STILL INSIST ON THEM - THEY HAVE YOUR LIFE IN THEIR HANDS, THE FUCKERS, INVARIABLY PAIRING YOU UP WITH SOME PUG-UGLY GREASY SLIMEBALL WHO JUST OOZES AND HAS TERRIBLE DANDRUFF PROBLEMS AND WILL PROBABLY FLEECE YOU SKINLESS AND RUN OFF WITH ALL YOUR WORLDLY GOODS AND WHAT'S LEFT OF YER DIGNITY THE VERY DAY AFTER THE FUCKING SHAM OF THE WEDDING....PAH....!!
118. SHRINKWRAPPED FRUIT - WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF ALL THAT PACKAGING?
119. KEBABS - NOTICED NO ONE EVER EATS THESE WHEN THEY'RE SOBER? I REST MY CASE
120. PEOPLE WHO ACCOST YOU IN THE STREET TO GIVE YOU CRAP MEANINGLESS LITERATURE OT CRAZY MADCAP SERMONISING - CALLING JEHOVAH! CALLING JEHOVAH! STIPEY - COME OVER!! PUSH THE JEHOVAH!! PUSH THE JEHOVAH!! O'ER THE WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVER!! KER-SPLATT!!!
121. TONGUE /EYELID/FORESKIN PIERCING - YOU STUPID EXHIBITIONIST FUCKS! HOPE YOU DIE OF BLOOD POISONING!!
122. PEOPLE WHO WEAR LOADS OF TATTOOS - DITTO THE FATE ABOVE
123. STUBBORN SHOPPING TROLLEYS THAT DON'T FUCKING GO WHERE YOU FRIGGING WELL SHOVE EM.... 124)CREAKING FLOORS
124. COMPUTER COMPANIES WHO INSIST OF UPDATING THEIR SOFTWARE EVERY BLOODY MONTH - LOOK WE'RE NOT ALL MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW - FUCK OFF! IT'S TAKEN US THE BEST PAST OF SIX MONTHS TO LEARN HOW TO OPEN THE BOX FOR THE COMPUTER AND THEY 'VE UPGRADED TO VERSION 500 - BASTARDS!!!!
125. PUBLIC SCHOOL BOYS - FUCKING PRETENTIOUS TOSSERS
126. LONDON CANARY WHARF - WHAT'S IT FOR?
127. THE FUCKING MILLENNIUM DOME - IT BEATS ME THAT THIS THING IS STILL STANDING - HERE'S A GOOD SUGGESTION FOR IT - WHY NOT FLIP THE FUCKING THING OVER AND CREATE A GIANT WOK SO WE CAN GLADLY STIR-FRY ALL THE USELESS CRETINOUS TOSSERS WHO INSTIGATED THIS SHOCKING WASTE OF MONEY AND EVERY OTHER SCUMBAG ALIVE IN THIS WRETCHED ISLAND TO CREATE A HUGE SUPA-JUICY SPICY'N'MEATY CASSEROLE TO FEED EVER OVERPRIVILEDGED FAT USELESS CAPITALIST PIG UP AND DOWN THE LAND??
128. RACISTS, EXTREMISTS AND THE BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY - REMEMBER FOLKS, THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A FUCKING DISMEMBERED DECOMPOSING ONE .
129. ARROGANT SOUTHERN BASTARDS WHO THINK THE WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEIR FAT JELLIED-EEL-OILED ARSES
130. ARROGANT NORTHERN HARD-NUT FUCKHEADS WHO ONLY COMMUNICATE WITH MONOSYLLABIC GRUNTS AND FISTS
131. HOAXERS - PEOPLE WHO THINK ITS FUNNY TO MAKE FAKE BOMB THREATS DURING A TIME OF ALREADY OVERSTRETCHED PANIC, ALARM AND ANXIETY KNOWING FULL WELL THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE WILL BE TREATED SERIOUSLY - HAVE THESE FUCKERS GOT NO CONSCIENCE? WHAT MAKES THEIR SICK MINDS TICK? BET THEY JERK OFF RABIDLY AT THE PROSPECT DON'T THEY - THE SICK LIMP-WITTED NAIL-DICKS!! DEATH TO THEM ALL!!
132. PEOPLE - USUALLY FAT BALD FOOTIE-HOOLIGAN-TYPE BLOKES (SEE 'EM ON TRAINS ALWAYS) WHO "DELIBERATELY" LET SLIP WITH "INOFFENSIVE" TOKENLY RACIST "PLEASANTRIES" AND THEN INSIST THAT THEY MEANT NO OFFENCE REALLY AND THEN PRETEND TO PAT YOU PATRONISINGLY ON THE HEAD - FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YER - YOU ARE THE CANCEROUS MALAISE THAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY SO GREAT AREN'T YOU? GET A FUCKING LIFE - OR BETTER STILL - GO HOME, BEAT YER WIFE, RAPE YER KIDS, THEN TOSS OFF WITH A ROLLED UP COPY OF LOADED WRAPPED AROUND YOUR CHEESY STRINGY KNOB BEFORE RETIRING TO BED WITH A HUGE SMUG GRIN ON YOUR LAGER-SOAKED FACE. AND I HOPE GEORGE MICHAEL OR REG HOLDSWORTH FISTS YOU GOOD AND PROPER IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE DREAMS SO THAT YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN SWEAT AND PISS......AH BLISS....
133. TINNED BREAKFASTS, WITH CHIPS - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LATEST INVENTION - ON MY FUCKING GOD - CREAMING JUDAS ON A SKATEBOARD!!! - WHAT KIND OF SUBNORMAL NEANDERTHAL WILL STOOP SO LOW AND DESPERATE AS TO WANT TO FILL THEIR GUT WITH THAT CRAP?? FUCKING HELL!
134. WHITE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO ACT BLACK - THESE ARE TRULY SAD SPECIMENS (SEE TIM WESTWOOD) - SEE ALL THOSE TWATTY STUDENTS WHO COMPLETELY MISS THE SUBTLE JOKE THAT IS ALI G (NOT THAT HE'S ANY GOOD ANYMORE, OF COURSE - JUST NOW PAST HIS LAUGH-BY DATE....HMMMPH - BUT GOOD POINT SACHA! - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...)
135. BICYCLISTS WHO RIDE HELL FOR LEATHER ALONG PAVEMENTS WITHOUT BELLS OR LIGHTS - FUCK OFF AND GET SPLATTERED ON THE ROADS WHERE YOU BELONG
136. TWATS (USUALLY BLOKES) WHO YELL OUT OF PASSING CARS, SAFE IN THEIR COWARDICE THAT WE CAN'T HAVE A HOPE IN HELL OF CATCHING OR IDENTIFYING THEM....MAKES ME WISH I HAD TELEKINETIC POWERS THEN - AND THAT EVERY SUCH BASTARD WHO SHOULD PISS ME OFF IN SUCH A WAY CAN SUDDENLY TAKE PLEASURE IN SEEING THEIR CAR BURST SPONTANEOUSLY INTO FLAMES, SKEW OFF THE ROAD IN A 360 DEGREE SKID, AND HAVE THREE JUGGERNAUTS PLOUGH INTO IT, SENDING BITS OF BARBECUED FLESH, BONE AND SHRAPNEL FLYING THRU THE AIR AND THUS A WELL DESERVED AND EXTREMELY VIOLENT DEATH IS THE RESULT.....HO HUM..... :evil: :\puke:
137. PEOPLE WHO STATE THE OBVIOUS ON THEIR FUCKING MOBILES - "I'M ON THE TRAIN" "I'M ON THE BUS" "I'M ON THE....OH SHIT...HEY!! GIVE ME THAT BACK!!!" FUCKERS!!
138. FANNY FARTS
139. BAD SAUSAGE BREATH
140. CHRISTMAS PUDDING - YEEEEEEEUUUCCCCCCHHH! REVOLTING!!!
141. REG HOLDSWORTH - SPECCY FROG EYED TWAT, YET AGAIN....
142. BOB MONKHOUSE
143. SHIPWRECKED - THE SERIES - FUCKING OVERPAMPERED JESSIES THE LOT OF THEM - HURRY UP AND DIE FROM STARVATION!!
144. SHITFACED - THE NEXT QUIZ/PANEL GAME WITH A DIFFERENCE.
145. FINDING ALMONDS UNDER YOUR ARMPITS AFTER A PASSIONATE NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN
146. LOOSE PAVING SLAPS THAT WE ALWAYS TRIP OVER - AND WE'RE NOT EVEN PISSED.
147. THE TRAMS HERE IN MANCHESTER - WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE A SO-CALLED STATE OF THE ART TRAM SYSTEM THAT, WAIT FOR IT (A) ALLOWS CARS THE RIGHT OF WAY AT JUNCTIONS, (B) HAS CRAP SEATS THAT ONCE YOU SIT DOWN YOU CAN'T GET BACK UP AGAIN (C) EXTORTIONATE FARES , (D) CRAWLS THROUGH THE CITY CENTRE AT SUCH A GERIATRIC SPEED THAT I'VE SEEN FUCKING TORTOISES OVERTAKING US ON OCCASIONS, AND , BEST OF ALL, (E) IS REGULARLY INVOLVED IN COLLISIONS WITH CARS, BUSES, LORRIES AND PEDESTRIANS - ALL OF WHOM ARE TOO FUCKING CLUELESS TO WATCH WHERE THEY'RE GOING IN THE FIRST PLACE??? WHY ...ENGLAND, OF COURSE!!!
148. THOSE ANNOYING MENUS THAT KEEP POPPING UP WHEN YOU WANT TO SURF THE INTERNET - YOU ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN - FUCKING IRRITATING BASTARDS OR WHAT?? I'VE HAD TO CLOSE DOWN ABOUT THIRTY OF THE FUCKING WINDOWS AT A TIME AND IT CAUSES MY FUCKING COMPUTER TO CRASH - THIS SHOULD BE MADE PUNISHABLE BY A GRUESOME DEATH. ..... BASTARD!!!
149. NEW FAST CLEAN AUTOMATIC PUMP-ACTION.......TOOTHBRUSHES!!! WHAT THE FUCK?? ARE WE REALLY BECOMING SO FUCKING CLUELESS AND LAZY NOW THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FUTURE FOR DENTAL HYGIENE? WHAT FUCKING NEXT? SMART-LEGS TO HELP US WALK WHEN WE CAN'T BE BOTHERED GETTING OFF OUR FAT ARSES? STEPS THAT COME RUNNING UP TO YOU TO LIFT YOU UPSTAIRS WITH THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF FUSS AND EXERTION? TOILET BOWLS THAT SPRAY HOT AIR AND STEAM TO DRY YOUR ARSE OUT AFTER YOU'VE HAD A CRAP, THUS ELIMINATING THE NEED FOR BOG ROLL? ACTUALLY THAT LAST ONE SOUNDS RATHER KINKY DOESN'T IT? DOESN'T IT? ANY TAKERS FOR A PATENT??
150. I NEED SOME W.D.40 - MY WRISTS AND FINGERS ARE STARTING TO CREAK NOW.....OH, WHICH REMINDS ME...HAS ANYBODY SUGGESTED BANISHING UB40 (THE TEDIOUS REGGAE-LITE PLODDERS) YET?

OKAY SHUG - YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND - WHICH IS FORTY LESS THAN IT TOOK FOR ME TO COME UP WITH THIS FUCKING LIST JUST FOR YOUR SADISTIC PLEASURE - YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT REALLY DON'T YOU??? GO ON......LICK THE FLOOR! NOW!

SEE YOU IN THE PADDED CELL - GIBBERFUCK!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

HE WHO LIVES BY THE SWORD - DIES BY THE SWORD.

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I am waiting for the numbers 152-1001!!!!!

Shug, nasal hair was already banished, can you create a double negative if you banish it again? I think you may need to rethink your stratagy of carte blanche banishing.

Vinegar. it stinks.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Vinegar. it stinks.

Balsamic vinegar smell's quite nice

Black Pudding

Originally posted by Shug Marty numbers 102 -150 ....BANISHED:evil: :evil: ha ha ha...fuck you. The Shugmaster trumphs again:evil:Do not try to to deceive the Shugster - he is very cunning, clever and cool. :evil:

REASONS TO BE TEARFUL - ONE :evil: ....TWO :evil: :evil:....THREE :evil: :evil: :evil:

SHUG YOU WANKSTAIN......STOP BEING SUCH A CRETINOUS CHICKEN ARSED JESSIE !!!!! YOU COP OUT !!! COP OUT!!! YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM IT NOW, YOU COWARD!!! COME ON! STAND YER GROUND AND FIGHT THE ENEMY YOU CREATED!! WE NOMINATE THE ENTRIES - YOU SHOVE 'EM IN - ISN'T THAT WHAT THE GAME IS ALL ABOUT?? NO TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM IT NOW!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: IT BLOODY WELL AIN'T OVER YET - THIS SHOULD BE YOUR DEATH SENTENCE, NO MERCY FOR YOU, SO PREPARE TO ROAST YOUR WELL OILED GONADS OVER THESE - :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

152. SHITE ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - FUCKING EVERYWHERE YOU CARE TO LOOK
153. ANAEMIC SANDWICH FILLINGS
154. "DOWN UNDER" BY MEN AT WORK - BET YOU'VE GOT THIS RECORD EH?
155. THE FUCKING "WHAAAZZZZAAAAPPP?" BUDWEISER ADVERT
156. CRAP COVER VERSIONS PERFORMED BY GUTLESS POP EUNUCHS WHICH ARE A POOR XEROX OF THE ORIGINAL - FOR FUCKS SAKE PUT SOME EFFORT INTO MAIING IT ATLEAST DIFFERENT, FUCKERS!!
157. FENG SHUI - A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A TRADITIONAL AESTHETIC BEING HIJACKED AND WATERED DOWN SIMPLY FOR THE GRATIFICATION OF THE TRENDY CLUELESS NOUVEAU RICHE HERD MENTALITY - FENG SHITE MORE LIKE!!
158. NEIL AND CHRISTINE HAMILTON - THEIR "RAPE " CASE ? HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO MUCH IN AGES... :evil:
159. PEOPLE WHO GO OVER THE TOP WITH OUTSIDE XMAS DECORATIONS - AT LEAST IT'S A GOOD INVITATION TO THIEVES AND BURGLARS THEN, SO THAT'S FINE BY ME....
160. SCUMMY STREET PIGEONS WITH GAMMY LEGS
161. PAPER BOG ROLL - SOMEONE SOMEWHERE'S IDEA OF A MOST AMUSING JOKE I PRESUME
162. PEOPLE WHO WEAR THE UNION JACK
163. PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR FACES LIKE THE UNION JACK
164. COWBOY BOOTS - FUCKING HELL - DO PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THINK THEY LOOK COOL WITH THESE ON? WELL, YEAH - PERHAPS ONLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE...
165. JIMMY NAIL - HA HA HA... TOSSER!
166. AND BILLY RAY CYRUS - HOPE HE STRANGLES HIMSELF WITH HIS FUCKING KENTUCKY WATERFALL THEN
167. POT HEADS WHO JUST SPOUT RUBBISH WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE...ZZZZZZZZZZ
168. JOHN PRESCOTT
169. RICHARD AND JUDY - HOW COME THESE VACUOUS ARSEWIPES ARE STILL ON TELLY?
170. DIARRHOEA
171. HARD TURDS THAT JUST WON'T POP OUT
172. TURDS THAT JUST WON'T STAY DOWN OUT OF SIGHT
173. KEITH HARRIS AND ORVILLE - FUCKING PISS OFF THE BOTH OF YER!
174. THE RIVER DANCE - WHAT IS THE POINT OF TRYING TO PRETEND YOU'RE DANCING WHILST WEARING AN INVISIBLE STRAITJACKET? FUCKING RIDICULOUS - HA HA HA HA HA 175)THE BODY FORM JINGLE - "WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BAAAADEE-FOR-HORRRMMMMM!!" HORRID!
175. CHER AND HER COLLECTION OF PLASTIC ARSES
176. WACKO JACKO AND HIS COLLECTION OF PLASTIC NOSES AND LITTLE CHILDREN BENEATH HIS STAIRWELL
177. WIDE BOYS!!! WIDE BOYS!!! WIDE BOYS!!! (DUGGA-DUGGA-DUG!! DUGGA-DUGGA-DUGGA-DUG!! DUGGA-DUGG!!) [AS DURAN DURAN WOULD HAVE IT]
178. FRIENDS - WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER UTTER DICKWETS THEY ARE. ESPECIALLY THE DORK WITH THE LONG DONG OF A NOSE....FUCK OFF!
179. DAVID BADDIEL - SPECCY SMUG TWAT
180. TERRY CHRISTIAN - DICKHEAD
181. RUSSELL GRANT - FAT ARSE
182. BEN ELTON - GOBSHITE
183. BERNARD SUMNERS'S TRIPLE CHINS - YUCK YUCK YUCKY!!
184. BECK - OVERRATED TOSSER, WHAT A FUCKING CHARLATAN THAT GUY IS - OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
185. TRAINSPOTTERS - YOU KNOW WHY THEY WEAR THEM PARKAS? SO THEY CAN'T BE SEEN TOSSING THEMSELVES OFF EACH TIME A DIESEL LOCO PULLS INTO THE STATION - EVEN THEIR NOTEBOOKS/LAPTOPS HAVE PERSPIRATION AND CUM STAINS ALL OVER THEM. THE BEST PLACE TO OBSERVE THEM IS BIRMINGHAM NEW STREET - THERE'S TUNNELS AT BOTH ENDS OF THE STATION - I THINK YOU GET THE GENERAL IDEA....
186. FOOLS GOLD AND ONE LOVE BY THE STONE ROSES - TWO OF THE MOST OVERRATED VACUOUS PIECES OF TOSH FROM A MANC BAND EVER. THERE! I SAID IT!
187. SLUGS
188. COCKROACHES
189. WOODLICE
190. MIDDLE AGED BRITISH MEN WHO BARE THEIR HIDEOUS SWOLLEN LOBSTER PINK BEER BELLIES AND WOBBLE ABOUT LIKE BLANCMANGES WHENEVER A LITTLE BIT OF SUN COMES OUT DURING SUMMER.....AND.....
191. MIDDLE AGED BRITISH MEN WHO WEAR GREY SOCKS WITH THEIR SANDALS.....UGH!!
192. STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERS AND BULL TERRIERS/BULLDOGS IN GENERAL - IT'S SAID THAT A NATION OFTEN RESEMBLES THE DOGS THEY POSSESS...WELL I CAN'T ARGUE ABOUT THAT ONE NOW CAN I???
193. NICHOLAS PARSNIPS
194. JIMMY FUCKING TARBUCK - ANYBODY HERE WANNA VOLUNTEER TO MAKE THAT GAP IN HIS FRONT TEETH JUST THAT LITTLE BIT BIGGER, HUH???
195. TRIBUTE BANDS - SPREADING LIKE THE PLAGUE AS EVER - NOW WE HAVE TRIBUTE BANDS OF TRIBURE BANDS - A TRULY GHASTLY PROSPECT - FUCKING HELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.....!!!!
196. REG FUCKING HOLDSWORTH - TOILET FROG
197. LINE DANCING - HOW CAN PEOPLE TAKE THIS CRAP SERIOUSLY? FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
198. DANDRUFF
199. STAR TREKKIES - YOU BORING INCONTINENT FUCKERS!! WHAT'S THE BIG FUSS??
200. PROG ROCK - HA HA HA HA HA HA
201. BRITONS ABROAD
202. BRITONS ARE BROAD
203. BRITONS ARE BORED
204. BRITONS OVERBOARD
205. BRITAIN'S A BOARD
206. BRITAIN'S A FRAUD
207. BRITAIN'S OVERBOARD
208. BRITAIN'S OFF THE BOARD
209. SHUG'S OVER BORED
210. SHUG'S OVER BOARD
211. SHUG'S OFF THE BOARD
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Oh Shit, I think I've just come.

Martin, i wanted to ask you- how do you get almonds in your armpits? Is it really that bad? And if so, how can I avoid it? :)

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............it has never sounded or smelt so sweet.

Jesus christ Marty!!!! You are excelling yourself this time - fuckin hell, I never expected you to be so bitter and twisted since your return, but you seem to have done just that - honestly, who's been rattling your cage these past few days??

Todd

I'd like to propose a toast.

To Martin 'martian' Gray, the funniest and most utterly fucked up bastard this board has ever seen.

"MARTIN!"

for he's a jolly fucked fellow, for he's a jolly fucked fellow

Just finished reading ,Martian and slowly returning to earth. Impressive. So basicly it all boils down to banishing England and everything related to it and people in general. But as you bring your thoughts to us in such a brilliant way, i reckon you should , in fact you deserve your own private little room 101.

No please - honestly, it was nothing.

Please stop, you're making me blush.

{god, how embarrassing......) :o

ER - HANG ON A MINUTE!!! YOU DON'T FOOL ME SO EASILY!!!! YOU TWO ARE BEING SARCASTIC NOW AREN'T YOU???? WELL, ....FUCK YOU!!! .....YOU FAKES!!! YOU LIARS!!! YOU PHONEYS!!! YOU......YOU........YOU..... YOU...... MONOLITHIC, GRANNY MOLESTING ARSEWIPES!!! YOU WANT ME TO PISS OFF DON'T YOU??? JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!!! WELL - DAMN YOU!! AND DAMN YOUR SCANDALOUS LIES!!!!

GRRRR!!! YOU MAKE ME S-O M-A-A-A-A-D!!!

Originally posted by Martian Gray No please - honestly, it was nothing.Please stop, you're making me blush.{god, how embarrassing......) :o

OK, i take it back. Stop writing such long posts you twat :D how much time do you think i have in my life??