Room 101..Pleasure or Wayward Distraction..Part 1 — Forum Archive

16 Dec 2001, 18:03

Fookin' ell - where do I begin.... First off I'd like to thank everybody who took part in Room 101, I'll do a Roll of Honour later. When I started this thread on November 2nd did I fuck imagine it would last so long :nonono: 500+ posts later (Marty with about 300 of the fuckers :lol: ) unbelievable :nod: I started this thread because I get pissed off very easily - as some of you may have noticed :lol: I created this thread with certain people in mind - and they never failed in keeping me amused;) Only kidding - I started the thread because I was a newcomer to this forum and I thought this would be the best way to get to know how certain people think - sometimes I wish I hadn't bothered - fuckin hell there are some mad bastards about on this site :nod: For the most part it has been an absolute pleasure - because when I get back from work, I'm not usually the happiest of bunnies;) but after seeing some of the mad things people try to get Banished - well cheered me up :nod: Special mentions have to go to Marty and Sebsy - 2 of the fuckin funniest people on these hallowed pages :lol: :clap: and even though Marty had begun to piss me off with his 5000 word essays on who to Banish - I suppose I have to take the blame for asking him to get back to Room 101 - what a fuckin mistake that was :lol: Sebsy's on the whole have had me pissing meself - espescially the one's about his posh housemate and his bird :nod: Sarah Middle on the other hand :nonono: fuck does she ever give up? Not once, not twice but 3 fucking times she tried to Banish Football - which upset a few of the natives :lol: There are so many funny examples I can't be arsed writing any more of them I'd be here all bloody night - so here's the Roll Of Honour IAN TAIT, SARAH MIDDLE, MUFFSTAR, MARTY GRAY, NIEL JOHNSTONE, VELOCITY GIRL, KING OF NOTHING, JEFF WHITE, LIV, BUCKMINSTER GOOSE FLAP, SOPHISTICATED LADY, LEE CURZON, ALLEN JARVIS, SEBSY BRIGGS, HANKY WISEASS, GREEN, CHRIS P, NIC LE BLANC, KEN BROUGH, FRODE NORDMARKEN, MARIO HERLAAR, IAIN CURTIS, HOOKY MONSTER, BUSTY KLUMPY, PITCH, DUTCH JIM, TODD BENDY, THE KEEPER, BRIAN GEOGHAGAN, TABSY NO 7, COEN VAN DER VOORT, MICHAEL MCDERMOTT, PATSY, ANDY C & JIM GILIBERTO...Thanks a lot...now don't fucking come back;)

Part 2 I can't be arsed doing - that will be the list of everything that's in the bastard room - do it tomorrow :skeptic:

16 Dec 2001, 18:22

Thanks a lot Shugster - but as you can see, I've been receiving some rather ominous nudges in my ribs of late which doesn't help my sense of self-esteem much (check the thread I just posted "Shit!..." - unless you were the first person to reply to it, which again wouldn't surprise me) namely a couple of completely innocuous attempts at playing the old chestnut "Word Association" Thread which have inexplicably been closed down before it could even get going...and then having some fucker sabotage my beloved Stereolab thread that was only really meant for me and Buster to discuss at great length (like, would I ever think of contributing to the "Sex-Free" thread all about football if I really had nothing of note to add? Like fuck I would - I'd leave well alone and respect other people's wishes to continue chatting within it to their heart's content). So It's not looking good at the moment.

In fact I reckon I will be gone by the New Year. And I think I really do mean it this time - there's this oppressive sense of crushing suffocating finality about things happening in my life at the moment and that probably explains why I'm posting like there's no tomorrow on here these last couple of days - just to get everything I wish to say in before the balloon goes up so to speak. 2001 was a shitty year for me. I don't wish to even entertain the notion of even seeing in 2002 if it is going to turn out to be like this last year again. Sorry mate- you've been a great laugh and livened up many a dull desperate hour of my waking life. But.....you know, sometimes....I just want to go to sleep, and never have to wake up again. ......ah fuck it!

16 Dec 2001, 18:41

Shug, you ass-kissing wanker, I am very honored to be included in your room 101 hall of shame. And it's been great fun to see what pisses people off.

I made it through finals. And I've gotten O.K. grades for three out of four classes and waiting for the grade in the fourth. Now I have to work on my thesis. But I'm glad I'm done. I've celebrated by playing playstation 2 games for hours (I've got a lame group of classmates. we played asshole for about a hour and one person didn't even drink!)

So now I have to procrastinate until Christmas Eve to do my shopping.

hope all is well with you, mate (I really need to stop using this British terminology, I'm such a poseur).

Cheers and thanks for all the hard work Room 101ing, you're a saint (even if you're a wanker) :lol: :lol:

Iain

16 Dec 2001, 18:50

Marty - please think again mate - these pages simply would not be the same - I fucking well enjoy our wee slagging matches and discussions it well cheers me up mate - so as I say THINK AGAIN :nod:

16 Dec 2001, 18:52

Originally posted by Iain Curtis Shug, you ass-kissing wanker, I am very honored to be included in your room 101 hall of shame. And it's been great fun to see what pisses people off.I made it through finals. And I've gotten O.K. grades for three out of four classes and waiting for the grade in the fourth. Now I have to work on my thesis. But I'm glad I'm done. I've celebrated by playing playstation 2 games for hours (I've got a lame group of classmates. we played asshole for about a hour and one person didn't even drink!)So now I have to procrastinate until Christmas Eve to do my shopping.hope all is well with you, mate (I really need to stop using this British terminology, I'm such a poseur).Cheers and thanks for all the hard work Room 101ing, you're a saint (even if you're a wanker) Iain

Cheers mate - glad to see you've done ok - and stop using long words like Procrastinate - takes me ages to find me fucking dictionary :lol: Have a great xmas DUDE;)

16 Dec 2001, 22:37

thanks for the mention Shug...and your (lack of) ;) patience for all those posts... :nod:

if they had a saint smilie, i'd do it fer ya

Jim

17 Dec 2001, 04:52

Cheers for those kind words Shugsy, I have to be honest the 101 thread was one of my faves of all time. Regarding the oversized posh twt - you probably have to know someone similar to appreciate the anger he causes me.

You'll be pleased to know though that my fury found a new target over the weekend. I had to go to my step sisters 21st birthday, and shes got this cousin whose a stupid little arrogant brummie c*nt. He must be only about 21, and about 5ft 8, skinny as fuck, yet he thinks he's the fucking big man. I think he's always been the 'cool' one of that side of the family and now he sees me and my older bruvver as some sort of competition. Therefore the stupid shit starts telling everyone that I've got an attitude problem and think I'm it and have been starting on him - just coz my bruv's there as back up. i managed to get wind of this quite quickly, so I went up to grab a couple of pints and 'accidently' trip and chuck the whole lot over his expensive poncey new trainers.

Seb 1 - Arrogant Brummie tosser 0.

After though trying to contain my laughter I said 'Sorry' and got the almost indecipherably thick brummie reply 'you will be'. And I'm so scared you knob-jockey.

17 Dec 2001, 17:51

Originally posted by Jim Giliberto thanks for the mention Shug...and your (lack of) ;) patience for all those posts... if they had a saint smilie, i'd do it fer yaJim

Nae bother Jimbo and cheers....I'll do the other list later tonight;) but be warned it'll probably take 3 fookin years to read it :lol:

17 Dec 2001, 17:53

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Cheers for those kind words Shugsy, I have to be honest the 101 thread was one of my faves of all time. Regarding the oversized posh twt - you probably have to know someone similar to appreciate the anger he causes me.You'll be pleased to know though that my fury found a new target over the weekend. I had to go to my step sisters 21st birthday, and shes got this cousin whose a stupid little arrogant brummie c*nt. He must be only about 21, and about 5ft 8, skinny as fuck, yet he thinks he's the fucking big man. I think he's always been the 'cool' one of that side of the family and now he sees me and my older bruvver as some sort of competition. Therefore the stupid shit starts telling everyone that I've got an attitude problem and think I'm it and have been starting on him - just coz my bruv's there as back up. i managed to get wind of this quite quickly, so I went up to grab a couple of pints and 'accidently' trip and chuck the whole lot over his expensive poncey new trainers.Seb 1 - Arrogant Brummie tosser 0.After though trying to contain my laughter I said 'Sorry' and got the almost indecipherably thick brummie reply 'you will be'. And I'm so scared you knob-jockey.

Sebsy - you really should have yer own site mate - call it Sebsy's Diary :lol: or even write a book mate - instant best-seller;)

18 Dec 2001, 16:05

shug...you know football.....?

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Dec 2001, 17:56

Originally posted by Sarah Middle shug...you know football.....?hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nonono: :lol: :clap: Very amusing missus :lol:

18 Dec 2001, 20:03

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19 Dec 2001, 00:10

football??? well i'm not getting involved with this one expect that its interesting that you fine folks there and us fine folks here each have a version of football going on :nod:

19 Dec 2001, 17:18

and both of them are shite. particularly the british one.

20 Dec 2001, 00:09

Originally posted by Sarah Middle and both of them are shite. particularly the british one.

well i can't speak for the british version, but i kinda like the raiders from oakland myself :nod: :jump: :clap: :jump: :clap: