Kit yourself out like Barney.

Dear Jerry H. Rumpy

You have been well and truly deceived! Did you know that Christ was actually a hermaphrodite? And a bisexual closet transvestite with cannibalistic tendencies and a bad scalp hygiene problem to boot?

You didn't?

Then rip up yer fucking bible and get hold of The Sunday Sport then - cos that's where it is all at these days. You fool.

:p :p :p :p :p

And any way - Peter Sutcliffe ( the notorious Yorkshire Ripper serial prostitute killer) claimed to be Jesus. He claimed he resorted to killing because he was so confused about his own identity that he took his frustration out on lots of innocent women only out to scrape together a pathetic living by selling their (R) souls to the devil. And you know what? We believe him as well.

And another thing, Cliff Richard = Wanker. Am I making myself clear here?.

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Originally posted by Jerry Murphy Dear all,In our church we wear a fleece with the words 'Love Thy Neighbor', and hooded tops with 'Jesus Protect Me', is this like your New Order uniform? Why not wear your own clothes why follow what Mr Bernard does, if he wore a skirt would you?'The Jesus into your life and you will never see the darkness'Yours Jerry

Jerry, didn't you used to play for Crystal Palarse in the 80's? One of my mates is your 4th cousin...small world, eh?

Jerry you ringpiece, if Jesus comes to take your hand, we fucking will let go ! Nonce !

This Jerry fella is taking the piss, right?

Right?

Originally posted by martin fradley This Jerry fella is taking the piss, right?Right?

I suspect he's serious.