So what are we doing for Barney's b-day???

Any ideas???

I dunno, :o

Don't know what we're doing for Barney's birthbay but it's Gillian's birthday while NO are in Australia. Shame she isn't coming, us aussies could of done something to celebrate it with them.

I know I know, wishful thinking.

Dear all,

Barney birthday you damn fool, it is almost the birth of Jesus Christ the savious of the world and man of God and you are worried about the birthday of some half assed unknown rock puppet. Shame on you, I have read these threads with the use of disgusting language and read some quite intolerent opinions but this is the most shocking thing yet. I almost want to swear. Jesus died for you little man, he will rise again and walk the earth and unless you can see the light my friend you will be embraced by Satan and all his evel followers. It is Jesus birthday and the only thing you need get for him is a your heart and mind for he will repay you with his infinate love, his guiding spirit and eternal light. Wake up my friend judgement day is coming and unless you want to suffer the rest of eternity in hells damnation than you had better repent you work of Satan.

Yours angrily

Jerry

We all know Barneys a bit of a messiah but calm down mate he's only human ;)

Get drunk i suppose Get stoned in a different place,gonna whipe out your race,dont you know i've got bad taste

Jerry, it's the kind of attitude you express that leads people to fly airplanes into buildings.

Best wishes.

So there you are again, you stupid motherfucking jerry piece of shit,come round anytime and i'll put you on a cross next to Gesus.Wanker

...i suggest we should collect some money to buy Barney some lessons in a gym...

He's not that fat now is he?? As long as he is not trying to look like Divine its ok by me

Originally posted by Mario&nbspHerlaar He's not that fat now is he??As long as he is not trying to look like Divine its ok by me

well...Mario...i've seen some very suspicious pictures from the "get ready" tour...

In fairness, I'd say he's lost at least a stone since the 98 gigs. Give the guy a break: he's in his mid 40s!!!

M.

fat, old, whatever, ...out of 10, id give him 1! ho ho! But having said that, i'd lie down wiht a mangy dog... they dont call me Linda Green for nothing you know!

Liv

oh and Jerry... if you fancy a rant about christianity might i suggest www.biblebashers.com rather than here.... this is a New Order board, what the fuck else do you think we should discuss... get over it!

Perhaps we should sacrifice a goat?

As Barney's birthday is a Friday, and it has already been mooted that the London Order get together and get pissed, why don't we extend the invitation to the whole world ? Come to London and get pissed and talk about New Order all night ! (To be followed by a surreal mass visit to an Easy-Everything to talk to those who couldn't make it !)

Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense......

Originally posted by Martian Gray Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense......

Marty, Dont dis him...you know hes the only man i'll ever truely love... *sigh* God, im soooooooo sad!

Liv

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Now...for Barney's birthday, I though we would all meet up at Liv's...and I'd bring around a purple birthday cake, shaped like a dinosaur, and sing lots of children's songs, while getting pissed...

Well, you are all invited....

except maybe Jerry

Liv

Originally posted by Patrick Perhaps we should sacrifice a goat?

A GOAT!!!!

Originally posted by Jerry Murphy Dear all, Barney birthday you damn fool, it is almost the birth of Jesus Christ the savious of the world and man of God and you are worried about the birthday of some half assed unknown rock puppet. Shame on you, I have read these threads with the use of disgusting language and read some quite intolerent opinions but this is the most shocking thing yet. I almost want to swear. Jesus died for you little man, he will rise again and walk the earth and unless you can see the light my friend you will be embraced by Satan and all his evel followers. It is Jesus birthday and the only thing you need get for him is a your heart and mind for he will repay you with his infinate love, his guiding spirit and eternal light. Wake up my friend judgement day is coming and unless you want to suffer the rest of eternity in hells damnation than you had better repent you work of Satan.Yours angrilyJerry

as a practicing catholic I know all about what Jesus did for all of us who care to believe, (or practice the Catholic faith) so don't educate me on that subject...

Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm As Barney's birthday is a Friday, and it has already been mooted that the London Order get together and get pissed, why don't we extend the invitation to the whole world ? Come to London and get pissed and talk about New Order all night ! (To be followed by a surreal mass visit to an Easy-Everything to talk to those who couldn't make it !)

nice idea, really nice idea

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Martian Gray> Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense......

Marty, Dont dis him...you know hes the only man i'll ever truely love... *sigh* God, im soooooooo sad!

Liv

Ever so sorry Liv, my dearest - you know I was only jesting!.... ;)

I know darling, but i do tend to get a litle precious where the Barnster is concerned...

Liv

Actually I decided I'll send him a bag of sugar (seeing as he's so sweet) but the bag won't fit in an envelope. So I'll just have to put in in a envelope and address it to him in my child-like all capitals sytle of letter writing. I'm not sure about a return address, there's nothing he could send me in returns that I'd want besides an autograph. Say, what's his address, I'll get started on that right away. Now where'd I put that sugar?.....:grin:

It's called "humor", Jeffy, but you wouldn't get that. I thought it was obvious...(April would have known I was joking!)

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Hey Liv...do you folks on that side of the pond get the whole "purple dinosaur" thing that I brought up??

Yes, we have Barney the dinosaur here. One of my mates bought me a little one once... personally i'll have the real thing... wrapped up... with a bow.... and nothing else.... Jesus, im palpatating... i need to take a cold shower...

Liv

Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name okay...I know what you mean...I'll see what I can do!!!

If you manage that Jeff, im sure i could find enough energy to thank you....;)

Liv