So what are we doing for Barney's b-day???
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Don't know what we're doing for Barney's birthbay but it's Gillian's birthday while NO are in Australia. Shame she isn't coming, us aussies could of done something to celebrate it with them.
I know I know, wishful thinking.
Originally posted by Ahmad Daizli Don't know what we're doing for Barney's birthbay but it's Gillian's birthday while NO are in Australia. Shame she isn't coming, us aussies could of done something to celebrate it with them.I know I know, wishful thinking.
She'll doubtless be there (AND her sister - they appear to be joined at the hip!). Although I doubt Gill will make any appearances on stage.
Dear all,
Barney birthday you damn fool, it is almost the birth of Jesus Christ the savious of the world and man of God and you are worried about the birthday of some half assed unknown rock puppet. Shame on you, I have read these threads with the use of disgusting language and read some quite intolerent opinions but this is the most shocking thing yet. I almost want to swear. Jesus died for you little man, he will rise again and walk the earth and unless you can see the light my friend you will be embraced by Satan and all his evel followers. It is Jesus birthday and the only thing you need get for him is a your heart and mind for he will repay you with his infinate love, his guiding spirit and eternal light. Wake up my friend judgement day is coming and unless you want to suffer the rest of eternity in hells damnation than you had better repent you work of Satan.
Yours angrily
Jerry
Get drunk i suppose Get stoned in a different place,gonna whipe out your race,dont you know i've got bad taste
Jerry, it's the kind of attitude you express that leads people to fly airplanes into buildings.
Best wishes.
So there you are again, you stupid motherfucking jerry piece of shit,come round anytime and i'll put you on a cross next to Gesus.Wanker
Originally posted by Mario Herlaar He's not that fat now is he??As long as he is not trying to look like Divine its ok by me
well...Mario...i've seen some very suspicious pictures from the "get ready" tour... 
In fairness, I'd say he's lost at least a stone since the 98 gigs. Give the guy a break: he's in his mid 40s!!!
M.
fat, old, whatever, ...out of 10, id give him 1! ho ho! But having said that, i'd lie down wiht a mangy dog... they dont call me Linda Green for nothing you know!
Liv
oh and Jerry... if you fancy a rant about christianity might i suggest www.biblebashers.com rather than here.... this is a New Order board, what the fuck else do you think we should discuss... get over it!
Oh come now Liv...don't you pray daily to Barney???
I know I do...
Just what is this Jerry guy trying to do?
I'm not going to sit here and slag you, sir.
But we New Order fans are a rather compulsive and tight knit group, and we don't fancy anyone coming in here giving us a bunch of, oh, how can I put this delicately....shit?
I know that some sects of Christianity require you to try to convert the unbelievers, but I reckon that quite a few of us in here are already believers, but we don't need you, or David Koresh, or any other person who doesn't approve of us, to start preaching at us. I reckon you are really just wasting your breath and your time, sir.
Oh dear, have I gone and slagged him????
Now...for Barney's birthday, I though we would all meet up at Liv's...and I'd bring around a purple birthday cake, shaped like a dinosaur, and sing lots of children's songs, while getting pissed...
Patsy!!!! 
oh wait...I forgot...I am the right hand...
yes, let's do it... Jerry, do you care to join in?
As Barney's birthday is a Friday, and it has already been mooted that the London Order get together and get pissed, why don't we extend the invitation to the whole world ? Come to London and get pissed and talk about New Order all night ! (To be followed by a surreal mass visit to an Easy-Everything to talk to those who couldn't make it !)
Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense...... 
okay Marty....I get a discount on the crap at work...so let's do it...where do we send it though???
Originally posted by Martian Gray Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense......
Marty, Dont dis him...you know hes the only man i'll ever truely love... *sigh* God, im soooooooo sad!
Liv
Originally posted by Jeff, just Jeff, no last name Now...for Barney's birthday, I though we would all meet up at Liv's...and I'd bring around a purple birthday cake, shaped like a dinosaur, and sing lots of children's songs, while getting pissed...
Well, you are all invited....
except maybe Jerry
Liv
Originally posted by Jerry Murphy Dear all, Barney birthday you damn fool, it is almost the birth of Jesus Christ the savious of the world and man of God and you are worried about the birthday of some half assed unknown rock puppet. Shame on you, I have read these threads with the use of disgusting language and read some quite intolerent opinions but this is the most shocking thing yet. I almost want to swear. Jesus died for you little man, he will rise again and walk the earth and unless you can see the light my friend you will be embraced by Satan and all his evel followers. It is Jesus birthday and the only thing you need get for him is a your heart and mind for he will repay you with his infinate love, his guiding spirit and eternal light. Wake up my friend judgement day is coming and unless you want to suffer the rest of eternity in hells damnation than you had better repent you work of Satan.Yours angrilyJerry
as a practicing catholic I know all about what Jesus did for all of us who care to believe, (or practice the Catholic faith) so don't educate me on that subject...
Originally posted by Socrates El Orificio Ectoplasm As Barney's birthday is a Friday, and it has already been mooted that the London Order get together and get pissed, why don't we extend the invitation to the whole world ? Come to London and get pissed and talk about New Order all night ! (To be followed by a surreal mass visit to an Easy-Everything to talk to those who couldn't make it !)
nice idea, really nice idea 
Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Martian Gray> Let's all send him lots of bottles of Oil of Olay, then the Barnster can preserve the wrinkles on his fat chubby paunchy face that he's already got without worrying about getting any more, you know it makes sense......
Marty, Dont dis him...you know hes the only man i'll ever truely love... *sigh* God, im soooooooo sad!
Liv
Ever so sorry Liv, my dearest - you know I was only jesting!.... ;)
I know darling, but i do tend to get a litle precious where the Barnster is concerned...
Liv
Actually I decided I'll send him a bag of sugar (seeing as he's so sweet) but the bag won't fit in an envelope. So I'll just have to put in in a envelope and address it to him in my child-like all capitals sytle of letter writing. I'm not sure about a return address, there's nothing he could send me in returns that I'd want besides an autograph. Say, what's his address, I'll get started on that right away. Now where'd I put that sugar?.....:grin:
Hey Liv...do you folks on that side of the pond get the whole "purple dinosaur" thing that I brought up???
And Tabsy...are you trying to get the FBI all over your ass"? Sending sugar through the mail, they'd think you were the anthrax fella...
