Heads Up Aussies

What makes anybody think I'm trying to fool anyone?

huntsman wrote: Look at the state of that post now, without being able to have my hat and quoting facility I'm done for.

Do you want me to send around a couple of gibbons to finish you off?

I'm already finished.

I'd don't need no funky gibbon - fool.

huntsman wrote: I'm already finished. I'd don't need no funky gibbon - fool.

Another glaring spelling error, DC, you sly dog.

huntsman wrote: I'm already finished. I'd don't need no funky gibbon - fool.

Are you sure? One of them speaks Welsh.

That wasn't a spelling error, it was a grammatical malfunction.

DC cannot log-in as huntsman (lower or capital 'h'). He could, if he so wished, masquerade as a pseudo name though, and if he added 'true' to the title, he'd have fooled all and sundial ... and even the gibbons.

OK I'll try the hat motif again ...

patrick wrote:

huntsman wrote: I'm already finished. I'd don't need no funky gibbon - fool.

Another glaring spelling error, DC, you sly dog.

Patsy has taken to calling people dogs as well as bungling his spelling. This is no true Patrick, it's an imposter for sure.

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I must confess Pastie dropped another fatty earlier today but I let it go. I think its the volume of posts he's up to these days.

No soup has the carb. potential to keep the hit rate up. We're just seeing a quality dip.

It's natural, and it sometimes provokes bad wind.

huntsman wrote: I must confess Pastie dropped another fatty earlier today but I let it go. I think its the volume of posts he's up to these days. No soup has the carb. potential to keep the hit rate up. We're just seeing a quality dip. It's natural, and it sometimes provokes bad wind.

I wish you'd point it out, H. I don't want to get away with anything.

Head to your mystical gates thread and stand witness to the last post. It isn't pretty, and it left me feeling a little winded.

huntsman wrote: Head to your mystical gates thread and stand witness to the last post. It isn't pretty, and it left me feeling a little winded.

I'm baffled, H. What is the glaring flaw that I'm not seeing?

depthcharge wrote:

patrick wrote:

huntsman wrote: I'm already finished. I'd don't need no funky gibbon - fool.

Another glaring spelling error, DC, you sly dog.

Patsy has taken to calling people dogs as well as bungling his spelling. This is no true Patrick, it's an imposter for sure.

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Surely I can be forgiven in light of the circumstances? A new NO album to decipher?

I'm probably over stepping the mark, but isn't a 'the' word or similar connective element absent from the post?

patrick wrote:

huntsman wrote: Head to your mystical gates thread and stand witness to the last post. It isn't pretty, and it left me feeling a little winded.

I'm baffled, H. What is the glaring flaw that I'm not seeing?

Think Huckler's necked a quart of the Welsh cider over lunch, if you know what I'm saying.

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huntsman wrote: I'm probably over stepping the mark, but isn't a 'the' word or similar connective element absent from the post?

Are you complaining about "best ever musical item," H? Surely that's acceptable phrasing, slightly shorthand, a bit headline-ish perhaps.

depthcharge wrote:

patrick wrote:

huntsman wrote: Head to your mystical gates thread and stand witness to the last post. It isn't pretty, and it left me feeling a little winded.

I'm baffled, H. What is the glaring flaw that I'm not seeing?

Think Huckler's necked a quart of the Welsh cider over lunch, if you know what I'm saying.

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Well, perhaps not quite a QUART, DC.

If chatty and journalistic is your bag P, then go knock yourself out.

The only quart I've been consuming is bran.

huntsman wrote: If chatty and journalistic is your bag P, then go knock yourself out. I just prefer proper English to my posts and that, you know what I mean.

Well, H, it's a new century. Got to keep up with the times. However, even I was shocked when people started saying "running for Senate" instead of "running for the Senate."

In England, we don't know what that means.

Is it anything to do with Star Wars?

patrick wrote:

Are you complaining about "best ever musical item," H? Surely that's acceptable phrasing, slightly shorthand, a bit headline-ish perhaps.

H2 nitpicking on grammar.

Officially the best case of the guppy calling the halibut slimy these Marske eyes have ever copped.

huntsman wrote: If chatty and journalistic is your bag P, then go knock yourself out. The only quart I've been consuming is bran.

I'd been meaning to comment, H, that it's once again possible to edit your own posts without getting caught. But not if they've already been quoted by somebody else.

huntsman wrote: In England, we don't know what that means. Is it anything to do with Star Wars?

I thought you were in Australia, DC.

I thought you were in Washington, DC.

The True Huntsman wrote:

I thought you were in Washington, DC.

Good. Very good.

Cue The Definite Depthcharge, humbly carrying a bowl of tomato and a round of crusty bread.

huntsman wrote: Cue The Definite Depthcharge, humbly carrying a bowl of tomato and a round of crusty bread.

"Bowl of tomato," H? Is there a word missing there?

I was being chatty and journalistic.

It's all the rage nowadays.

Besides which, being a Mac user, I'm unable to edit posts without being scuppered.

huntsman wrote: I was being chatty and journalistic. It's all the rage nowadays. Besides which, being a Mac user, I'm unable to edit posts without being scuppered.

Somehow I suspected you might say that, H. In fact I knew full well I was walking straight into a trap.

The True Huntsman wrote:

I thought you were in Washington, DC.

I like the cut of your jib, stranger.

A few more mirthful snack references and we might award you the smoking hat for good.

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The trap had a little wooden sign, it read; 'The Resistless Trap'. I'm not even sure if it was you that set it ... all those posts ago.