5 8 6 - The Last Post

Having reached a post number that has some New Order significance (unlike many of my posts), I shall join the band of those who have fulfilled their mission. Getting to 1963 might take longer than my phone bill will stretch. Apologies to those I have pissed off (well some of you), and cheers to those of you who have kept me entertained, particularly over recent nights since I found myself with a bit more online time on my hands !

Tapes are in the post for those who are waiting......

Debt collectors/fans etc, you know where I am......

Respect.

Hello, goodbye hello, goodbye hello, goodbye

i dont know why you say goodbye i say hello

(oh yes, i heard you calling)

Hey, Nigel/Tim, didn't communicate much with ya since I've been here, but thanks again for the early morning laugh today, which I well needed seeing as I went out to my garage and saw that I had a flat tire on my car. 4-inch screw sticking right out of the treads, causing me to be late for an appointment. Good luck to ya, and hope ya stop by again sometime.

I may have come back too soon ! I got seduced via text by one of your favourite ladies, so I had to rush back...... :)

4 inch screws are bad news (I should imagine Anyone like to confirm ? Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but the innuendo potential was just too good to be missed, one of the reasons I came back really.

Ha Ha Mr Spleen, didn't think you could keep your word and stop at 586. You could have fooled us! I mean, look at a few of the others - Martian for example, what the heck has happened to HIM? - Even his name has completely vanished from the baords - could this really be him going for good? We've not heard from him for a week now. What a strange bunch some of you are!!

Todd.

He logged on mid afternoon to change his name....I was actually looking at the top 20 lists when it happened !

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen I may have come back too soon ! I got seduced via text by one of your favourite ladies, so I had to rush back...... :)4 inch screws are bad news (I should imagine Anyone like to confirm ? Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but the innuendo potential was just too good to be missed, one of the reasons I came back really.

I should imagine as well! It's alright if ya laugh, I don't mind at all, cause basically I have no worries at all about that sort of stuff. ;)

Seduced by text from lovely lady? Been there, et al, ad nauseum. :)

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > Seduced by text from lovely lady? Been there, et al, ad nauseum. :)

Not by me you havent!!!

Tim Lad... knew "the joy of text" would bring you back... xxx

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Green > > > > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > > > Seduced by text from lovely lady? Been there, et al, ad nauseum. :)>

Not by me you havent!!!

Tim Lad... knew "the joy of text" would bring you back... xxx

Liv

1. Er, this is true!

2. If I was Tim, I know damn well that I would've come back as well.

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Green > > > > > > > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > > > > > > Seduced by text from lovely lady? Been there, et al, ad nauseum. :)> > >

Not by me you havent!!!

Tim Lad... knew "the joy of text" would bring you back... xxx

Liv

1. Er, this is true!

2. If I was Tim, I know damn well that I would've come back as well.

Well, if my phone network allowed me to text to the states, id send you a text for two.... its the kinda girl i am... Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Green > > > > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > > > Seduced by text from lovely lady? Been there, et al, ad nauseum. :)>

Not by me you havent!!!

Tim Lad... knew "the joy of text" would bring you back... xxx

Liv

Well, you know, it just had to be done !

Glad to see you were unable to comment on the 4 inch screws as well !!

Yeah, I'm having text tonight, and it's good...

So, by the way, who's the real text machine on this board ?

Sadly I have had no textual intercourse with Liv today :(

I plan to have a book, like Madonna's, and it would be called "Text", with loads of pictures of texts...µ

This will reaaaallllyyyy be soooooooo exciting...

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy I plan to have a book, like Madonna's, and it would be called "Text", with loads of pictures of texts...µThis will reaaaallllyyyy be soooooooo exciting...

Great! I suppose then there'll be loads of women telling you that you have a really big font for it.

Well, women seem to keep mentioning my bold attempts...

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen Sadly I have had no textual intercourse with Liv today :(

Haha now I have !!!!!

Well I did try, but it was impossible to get away.....

heh heh wood heh heh

Originally posted by Spotnick What's with all the oldies these days ?!?!

We have Mr. Spike to thank for these trips down memory lane.

This is hilariously funny

It'll take me at least 15 minutes to explain to my wife (who has little notions of English) why I've been laughing so hard the last minute :wipes tears from cheeks:

All right, this was one of my favorite threads, I remember this one, I can also recall nearly crying from laughing so hard at Seb's post: the right comment at the right time. Nice job bringing this one back.