So who called me Cuntsman? ...

... just when I thought it was safe to begin talking again as normal without being banned, or having my name changed, or being ignored (i.e. not being informed of sreious changes) ... someone changes my name to the horrid 'Cuntsman' - which is initially hilarious but a very, very odd way to carry on.

I can only guess it was Sebastien who refuses to communicate his obvious hatred towards me. This website really is unique, I'd never have thought in my wildest dreams that a website of any nature could provoke such hostile behaviour! ... from the webmaster!!!???

Please Nic, could you change me to my correct name a.s.a.p. because quite frankly I am now personally insulted by this and greatly offended ... especially because I try my best to contribute as much NO and JD knowledge as I have and can get hold of and basically, I've never done anything wrong here and wouldn't anywhere else, its not my character.

You haven't read the "The Final Statement Part 1" thread, then Huntsy?!

Wear your new name like a man! Besides, to turn the bad in something good, your new name is a new topic as well. You're a cuntsman, I'm a boobsman myself.

Actually, I like boobs as well ... the bigger the better.

Its a bit hard to stomach being called a cunt though. I've now read the Part 1 thing posted by Sebsy and replied to it as best I could. I'm actually fearful of my own life at this stage.

I've tried to email you since yesterday, in answer to your mail, Huntsy but it's always coming back with an error message.

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy I've tried to email you since yesterday, in answer to your mail, Huntsy

I guess you mean Cuntsy, not Huntsy :D

Originally posted by Buster Klumpy I've tried to email you since yesterday, in answer to your mail, Huntsy but it's always coming back with an error message.

Actually Buster they are getting through okay, so even if it says it has been returned rest assured it is still coming to me.

Good to know but weird...

Nicolas, I'm sure I am not alone in requesting that you remove a couple of threads and return Huntsman's name to what he wishes it to be.

Indeed you aren't alone......

He's Huntsman again....

I do believe that I christened you CUNTSMAN.

Yes he is back the falcon or as Cuntsman liked to call me the Budgie. After travelling around this wonderful globe of ours and visiting shitholes like America, Scotland and Manchester the man who all love to hate but can't ignore is back but only for one day im afraid.

So Cuntsman how are you my friend? Ok? Did you get a new cat yet, nevermind its Gillians birthday soon so maybe she will send you one in the post if your lucky. Hows your chum Hornpipes? Still sitting on cucumbers and writing out set lists.

Anyway nice to see that the forum is as riveting as ever, some cracking conversations going out and some interesting topics. Seb the Web man liven it up get some juicy topics going like the following:

Gillian - shaven or hairy? Steven - Closet woofter? Barney - Graeme La Saux's brother? Hooky - Dennis from Coronation Street? Cuntsman cat - Dead or still alive?

Anyone for tennis.

The Falcon

Gregory Rape Spit Petrol whatever you name is - what the fuck does that mean anyway, is it a family name or what.

I was in your part of the world a few years ago what a Redneck, biblebashing, backward shitehole it made Preston and the North West of England look good.

Heres a question for you Mr stupid name:

Why did Ian Curtis die?

A. Because he died to save us all B. Because he was depressed C. Becuase he was a fuckin twat D. Because he wanted little effeminate gayboy barney to be the singer becuase he knew that after his death a good band would start making two bob europop records that appeal to students with small cocks and ugly birds from Belfast.

PU

Fuck me your on the ball nothing gets past you my friend. There are some bright sparks on this site I had better watch myself or I'll get caned by some spotted bod.

Anyway the Get Ready album is a load of shite don't you agree Mr stupid name?

Good Lord, I say old boy are you Terry Thomas in disguise. Im afraid to say that I am a frightful bounder what.

You are a rum old cove my dear chap, fancy a spot of tea with the vicar later old boy or being such a cad are you going home to root your mrs. Hurrah!

Originally posted by Spotnick Mr Peregrine Underfoot...I suggest you go on and read the Community Standards if you don't wish to lose your posting previledges...This is a final warning.

Now that's what i call fooking moderating!!

Thanks Nic for this intervention. This board lacked of such moderators interventions during these past few days... keep it up!

That's it, jeff. And plz keep on changing your ultra-long nicknames (i love them all ;))

Who the hell is Parafine Underwear anyway?????????

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd actually Pitchster...I think I rather like this one, and may actually stick with it for a month or so!!!!

Homage to Twisted Tenderness, Jeff?

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd well...Patsy...yes...that, and the fact that I studied some Russian History back in Uni....

Uni, Jeff? First "wanker" and now "Uni"? Next you will be talking about your "bird," perhaps?