New order and sex appeal
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Do you think New order be more successful if they are sexy? (Seriously)
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Sure, why not? 9 (24%)
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No, they are doing fine as is 9 (24%)
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WTF? New order are already sexy. 20 (53%)
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Al Jarvis wrote: Whoah! So most blokes here only bought into New Order back in the day cos they thought New Order were ... were sexy
i saw the way you were looking at them at the new york gig, al. that twinkle in your eye, dreaming of the days you spent with hooky at brideshead. 
Al Jarvis wrote: Whoah! So most blokes here only bought into New Order back in the day cos they thought New Order were ... were sexy?!
All aboard for Mincessotta!New Order are not shit hot, because of their looks.They are shit hot, because they have a beaut sound
The fact that Bernard was a handsome bastard back in the day, is purely incidental in The Order's case. 
Al Jarvis wrote: Whoah! So most blokes here only bought into New Order back in the day cos they thought New Order were ... were sexy?!
Actually I got into them because of a sexy chick. I'd nerver heard of them before.
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Andy wrote: Richard, if you find them sexy, that's all that matters.
Happy masturbating!
Very nice. I am sure all the youngsters needed to hear that.
ROFLMAO we're all here to discuss and revere several of the biggest w*nkers the world has ever known.
I am sure Andy masturbates with Marilyn Manson, and how juicy those implants are.
I assure you that I have never masturbated with Marilyn Manson. You're more my type. Just thinking about you now...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHH!
Now where are those tissues...
Gnu Odor wrote:
AgentWood wrote: who says they aren't sexy?
Bernard's "Mickey Rooney" look (see below left) is white hot.
I have heard a male fan saying that Barney made him question his sexuality in the 80s - quite understandable.
When they were physically sexy (in the 80's) they got no radioplay so I don't think this would help...
Who knows though - t'would be fun to see Barney and Hooky on 'extreme makeover 2005'.
