The Simpsons

After the success of the monty python thread here is a new place to offload random quotes. Have fun.

I like Bart and Lisa's spoof calls to Mo:

Amanda Huggenkiss? I need Amanda Huggenkiss..

Mike Rotch? Hey, has anyone seen Mike Rotch?

Mojo, do your happy dance.....

I actually had a dream last night in which Harry Shearer was dead. Don't know why, and I have nothing against the man, I just for some reason dreamed that he had been killed and that it was all over the news. I'll let you know if I ever have any bizarre dreams involving the Order.

"Mmmmm....Beer..."

"Mmmmmm........Donuts....."

"Mmmmmmmm........ham....."

"Smithers, who's that young goat legged fellow outside my office? I like the cut of his jib."

"That's the Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your twelve o'clock."

In sing-song Abu voice:

"Thank you, come again."

Kirk Van Houten:

(sings badly) "can i borrow a feeling? can you lend me a jar of love? hurtin' hearts need some healing, take my hand with your glove of love"

Genius.

Homer you just killed the zombie Flanders!!!!!

Flanders was a zombie??????????

Homer: "Why do you mock me, God?" Marge: "Homer, that's not God, it's a waffle you threw at the ceiling last week" Homer: "Mmmmm....sacrilicious...."

Still cracks me up.

CTD

You may recognise me from such films as....

Liv

"Karma, dude karma" "Oh....i get it"

And how come NO didn't get a look in in that lolaploser episode

Lately, my signatures have been from The Simpsons. It's on twice a night here, so that usually makes for quite a few laughs. It's the little things that really make me laugh, such as the grade school films that Troy McClure narrates are from the "Resistance Is Useless" company.

OK, here's one that I'm sure Shug'll appreciate, from King Homer himself "Here's to alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

mom a real small dog just fell out of santas girlfriend

Beer... now there's a temporary solution!

"You did a good job of busting up that place McGarnicle" "You would have got a great view from behind that desk chief" "You're out of order" "No you're out of order"

Homer: I bought my lover a chicken........... mmmmmmmmmmmmm........chicken.

Homer: Mmmmmmmm........fattening

Radioactive Man

"Mein eyes, these goggles do nothing!"

One for you Shug

"My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto!"

Homers internet company: Compuglobalhypermeganet.

Another classic, now i have started there is no stopping me.

Utter

"Don't flick me i am full of Chocolate" And "Do you want to lick on my szwillstik?"

Ralph

"Ms Crabbable, i Don't have a Red Crayon." "Why is that Ralph?" "I ate it"

"Ha Ha, its funny, I Choo Choo Choose you?" "Do you really Choo Choo Choose me?"

"Ms Crabbable, I just stuck my head to my shoulders"

From the Prohibition episode, which is one of the all-time bests. This gem is from Mayor Quimby.

"You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism."

As Homer also sez: "It's funny cause it's true"

Oh yeah, sounds like a helluva birthday you had Shug. Very impressive indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to head out and get me some alcohol.

Also put up a fave pic of Homer on my profile, if anyone's interested. If I worked half as hard as Homer did avoiding work like he did in the pic, then I'd be a millionaire by now, or something like that.

McBain: "It's time vor another meeting - in bed"

or the very fine...

Wiggum: "Quimby, don't forget, I've still got those photos" Quimby: "You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!" CTD

Alright here are a few of my favorites:

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food" Ralph: "I like paste"

Homer (trying to play Lisa's sax): "Sax-a-ma-phone"

HAHAHAHAHAHA