The Simpsons

Talking Malibu Stacey doll, "dont ask me, im just a girl"

Homer, "You can't spell dishonerable without honerable."

Ralph, "me fail english. thats unpossible."

Originally posted by Alex&nbspJacks I have a goodie.When Homer organises the phoney kidnapping of Mr Burns son, and Kent Brockman shows on the news footage of Homer being shot.Kent: A Bloody end for Homer simpsonSimpsons watching TV: Ahhhh!Kent: One of several possible scenarios possible.

I about died laughing when I first saw that part of the episode....

Say, does anyone know of an online Simpsons quote resource? I have a hard time remembering the specific quotes, so I thought it'd be good to review them so I could get it right.

I love it how the traffic report helicopter guy is called Arnie Pie and his show is called "Arnie in the Sky"... that always cracks me up!

From this week's episode:

Marge and Homer are at a big social function, Homer has his mouth wired shut.

Marge: Oh Homey, this has been the most wonderful night!

Homer: I'm horny!

From the same episode,

Lisa (looking at a movie theater trivia question onscreen):It's obvious that it's "Tom Hanks"

The announcer: That's right it's Otm Shank

Lisa: Oops..who's Otm Shank?

Apu (behind her in the next row): He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy!

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 From this week's episode:Marge and Homer are at a big social function, Homer has his mouth wired shut.Marge: Oh Homey, this has been the most wonderful night!Homer: I'm horny!From the same episode, Lisa (looking at a movie theater trivia question onscreen):It's obvious that it's "Tom Hanks"The announcer: That's right it's Otm ShankLisa: Oops..who's Otm Shank?Apu (behind her in the next row): He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy!

Who's Brian Dennehy?

Homer impersonating mr burns "hello, my name is mr burns. i believe you have a letter for me"

Mail guy "okay Mr burns, whats your first name?"

Homer, "I dont know"

Bart: Dad, what's Gabbo mean? Homer: I figure it's some guy's name.............some guy named Gabbo.

Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do!

Homer: (filling in a tax form) Marge you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie's seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam. Bart: Cool! Marge: Homer... Homer: Shut up shut up! If i don't hear you it's not illegal!

ok i'm finished now!

Originally posted by Hink Wotsisass© Who's Brian Dennehy?

He's that fat blonde/grey actor who appears in loadsa TV/Channel 5 movies...always plays the bad guy... you know....

Liv

Marge : Homer, did you call the audience 'Chicken'? Homer : No! I swear on this bible! Marge : That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples. Homer : Mmmm ... fuzzy.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Alex Jacks> I have a goodie.> > When Homer organises the phoney kidnapping of Mr Burns son, and Kent Brockman shows on the news footage of Homer being shot.> > Kent: A Bloody end for Homer simpson> Simpsons watching TV: Ahhhh!> Kent: One of several possible scenarios possible.

I about died laughing when I first saw that part of the episode....

Say, does anyone know of an online Simpsons quote resource? I have a hard time remembering the specific quotes, so I thought it'd be good to review them so I could get it right.

The reason I've got so many quotes is that I use the epsiode reference guide (there are two books), so I've never checked out any online reference Tabsy.

Heard a great one from an episode I'd never seen before tonight.

Marge: "When did the Simpsons become the deadbeats of society?"

Homer: "Probably when the cold snap killed those hobos"

another classic I think it was when Homer or someone was escaping prison or something and Arnie Pie in the sky gives it to Kent, saying enough is enough and he was taking over, then

Kent: Arnie this is hardly the time.

Arnie: Your not the time Kent your not the time!!!

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Hink Wotsisass©> Who's Brian Dennehy?

He's that fat blonde/grey actor who appears in loadsa TV/Channel 5 movies...always plays the bad guy... you know....

Liv

he was in hudson hawk as bruce willis' partner, in leon as the gut that "looks afte" leons money, & think he was in f/x murder by illusion as the cop too.

"Worst picture.. ever!"

from the one when homer works from home & gets well lardy.

the information superhighway, tells you what some nerd thinks about star trek.

to start the computer hit any key homer "which ones the any key?"

your fingers are too fat to use the phone, to order a phone wand please mash the keyboard now

a favourite was the a few good men reference when bart & lisa are quizzing sideshow bob

we want the truth you couldnt handle the truth, no truth handler you, i deride your truth handling abilities.

Mr. Burns talking to Senor Speilbergo during the film festival: "[Oscar] Schindler and I both made shells for the Nazis during the war. The difference is, mine actually worked."

:D

Homer rollerskating over Springfield Gorge: "Hey, I'm gonna make it...(starts jumping up and down) I'm going to make it!!!!!!!" (suddenly the skateboard starts trailing downward and he crashes into the gorge) Ow! D'oh! Son of a..! Ow! Owwwww......"

Homer is voicing the part of Poochie the Dog as an addition to Itchy and Scratchy. Before the recording session, he asks the person he is working with if "this cartoon episode is going on the air live?"

"No, Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live....it's a terrible strain on the animatiors wrists."

Originally posted by Green Homer is voicing the part of Poochie the Dog as an addition to Itchy and Scratchy. Before the recording session, he asks the person he is working with if "this cartoon episode is going on the air live?""No, Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live....it's a terrible strain on the animatiors wrists."

That reminds me of the best Simpsons quote EVER:

Homer as Poochie (after he's fought to have Poochie stay): "Yes I certainly do..."

At this point the animation stops and Poochie's face is frozen

Troy McClure (taking over for Homer): "I have to return to my home planet. I will never return..."

Awkward removal of Poochie from the frame, then a handwritten note: "Poochie died on his way back to his home planet."

That one still cracks me up :D :D :D

Spinal Tap are performing in a hocky stadium in Springfield

the bass player: "You know, people think there are only 5 members of Spinal Tap, but they're wrong...."

Awkward silence as nothing happens

Christopher Guest: "The lights were supposed to come on to indicate that the audience was the 6th member of the group!"

Homer Simpson- 'It takes two to lie and one to listen' 'It's hard juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child but somehow I managed to fit in 8 hours of TV a day'.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Green> Homer is voicing the part of Poochie the Dog as an addition to Itchy and Scratchy. Before the recording session, he asks the person he is working with if "this cartoon episode is going on the air live?"> > "No, Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live....it's a terrible strain on the animatiors wrists."

That reminds me of the best Simpsons quote EVER:

Homer as Poochie (after he's fought to have Poochie stay): "Yes I certainly do..."

At this point the animation stops and Poochie's face is frozen

Troy McClure (taking over for Homer): "I have to return to my home planet. I will never return..."

Awkward removal of Poochie from the frame, then a handwritten note: "Poochie died on his way back to his home planet."

That one still cracks me up :D :D :D

Yep, that is a classic episode, and that scene always makes me laugh loudly. I also wait for the part where the whole gang is gathered at the Simpsons to watch the debut of the cartoon. After the underwhelming reception, I just love the way Carl tells Homer "You should be very proud, Homer, you.....uh....gotta lovely home."

The Simpsons get a tennis court in the backyard. Marge is trying to play a serious game of tennis and Homer is muckin'around with the net ... "Hey look at me Marge! I'm surfin' the Net !"

___________________________________________________________ If music be the food of love, then play on... give me excess of it !

Mayor Quimby, the philandering leader of Springfield:

" By the way, this young woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing."

Homer "I'm Max Power."

Trent Steele "Oh hey, great name"

Homer "Thanks i got it off a hair dryer."

During the episode that Homer asks the entire town to come around for a pig on a spit BBQ cookout.....Lisa loses the plot about them all eating meat - Marge, Homer, Bart and Maggie form a congo line and sing....

"You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad"

Homer: "Its a constant battle between good and evil that can never be resolved"

(in homer's mind the evil homer dances on the grave of good homer)

Evil Homer: "I am evil homer, i am evil homer"

homer (crashing car through hedge) "D'oh" marge "a deer!" lisa "a female deer."

Bart: What is his (Homer's) one weakness?

Homer (in the kitchen): Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, you might say.

After Homer views the trillion dollar bill that Mr. Burns is holding. "Wow, that must be worth a fortune!"