3 young lads, attending a remedial school up in the valleys They have a brand new teacher, who is something of a stunner, and she has been left with the class that all have stutters
So, she says to the three of them, the quickest of you three to tell me where you are from, I will take into the toilets and let you have sex with me
So John gets up first, and she asks him, ok where are you from? John replies........
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Well done John she says, that took just 12 seconds
Ok Chris, your turn, where are you from?
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Excellent Chris, that puts you in the lead, that took just 9 seconds
Ok Owen, Its your turn now, where are you from?
Merthyr
That's Brilliant Owen, and being the quickest, you can take me in the toilets, and do what you want to me. So they trot off to the bog, and twenty minutes later as they are walking up the corridor, she says to him, that was brilliant Owen, did you enjoy that ?
To which he replied...........
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I should add that the above was posted by a Welshman on the Merthyr Tydfil FC mailing list !!
