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Should Bernard lose weight?

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I don't know...he could if he wanted to... Although maybe losing a teeny bit of weight would be nice... He doesn't look too bad right now, though, considering his age(he looks kind of young to be pushing 50) and his past with drinking and drugs.

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He lost a lot this year that's for sure.

But I think this topic is pretty irrelevant, isn't it?

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as long as he can do the Barney dance I don't care. I'm not into prescribing how other people should live their lives.

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Yes. And so should I.

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He lost a ligament when I saw him live. Big-ups for the Stand There and Belt Out the Classics In Catatonic State folks later on at Coachella.

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he's definitely looking better these days now he's dropped a few pounds. Must be laying off the pasties.

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Absolutely! - Then he could front the newly reformed 'TAKE THAT 2' and pull in all the teenie bopper sales.

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Nope. I think he looks great.

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He's a fat pig and should be in a zoo.

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Ben wrote: He's a fat pig and should be in a zoo.

:nuts: :nono: :evil4: :evil4:

Someone on the Killing Joke messageboard called him 'A fat twat who should retire.'

Keep up the good work Barney.:thumb:

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No. He looks really bloody good (for his age!)

:lol:

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Ben wrote: He's a fat pig and should be in a zoo.

hey benny girl. lift up that bit of peel by yer left arm willya

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Only if he wanted to but I personally don't think he's fat. Plus, it's got nowt to do with the music anyway.

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Leave him alone…

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Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Shedding the auto cue might help :evil4:

If he bought one that actually worked he might lose a few quid...erm...pounds...

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I'm not so concerned about his weight as the aforementioned dependency on autocue and his relative lack of enthusiasm for playing the guitar. There might be a (albeit tenous) link between his weight and the latter however - that red Gibson he's been using is one of the lightest guitars with hum-buckers you can get. Bring back the REAL axes, like Johnny Marr's gorgeous Gibson sun-burst ES series - now that's a weighty bugger which would force Bernard to concentrate more. And jumping around with it would be a good form of aerobic exercise et voila, everyone's a winner. Here's hoping he has a good hack on it tonight, to recall the glory days of him chopping away on the Strats...

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Ben wrote: He's a fat pig and should be in a zoo.

that's because every little (pasty) counts.

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Well... The fifties are the age when men become kind of err... more mass...

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I'm surprised that New Order haven't been immortalised as a set of Palitoy Weebles yet. They'd go down a storm with ver kids. ;)

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i think he's pretty fit for his age. I would anyway!

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Don't be so mean! He looks great in my opinion. If you think he's 'fat' then you're too young. Thank the Lord he's not vain enough or untalented enough to go on faddy diets and lose some personality - that's my opinion!

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Don't you think he's lost enough pounds down the years? The Hac, Dry Bar, Blue Monday floppy disk sleeve design, Tony 'fookin' Wilson, etc, etc...

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Defo should lose the gut.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Defo should lose the gut.

those in glass houses.

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Comrade is quite fit, and getting fitter.

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ok then, myself i've lost about 6 kgs in the last few weeks, and so far its stayed of. being sick has its benifits.

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Are you feeling better now?

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