NOOL-ettes: what would you do to Bernard

Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.

jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.

POTKETTLEBLACK

ooh he's not sexy if he looked like that smiley id be well up for it

lacy wrote: ooh he's not sexy if he looked like that smiley id be well up for it

There will be no Barney's Angel badge for you...

Samantha Chapman wrote:

lacy wrote: ooh he's not sexy if he looked like that smiley id be well up for it

There will be no Barney's Angel badge for you...

tbh I kinda think he looks like skppy the bush kangaroo's dodgy uncle...but I'm a GUY. we'll give lacy an honourary one. like mine.

mayhaps I should change me avatar?

Missy Jem wrote:

delilah wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.

He was like this:

:\ohwell: and then made a sharp exit!

:

classic!

does your Bernard sing?

Yeah and a lot better than.. I'll shut up! Actually my ex got custody of Bernard when we split up but i now have a new one called Alfie who sings, talks, dances and swears occasionally!

Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said

delilah wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

delilah wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.

He was like this:

:\ohwell: and then made a sharp exit!

:

classic!

does your Bernard sing?

Yeah and a lot better than.. I'll shut up! Actually my ex got custody of Bernard when we split up but i now have a new one called Alfie who sings, talks, dances and swears occasionally!

Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said

Give me that bottle of Pernod NOW and I'll wash her mouth out. Tsk

How's yer back, Samantha?

Firstly.....did I miss something Jem said other than her parrot sings better than Barnster?

If not, what's the dealy here. I know you lot are barkin enough to fancy him, but surely it can't affect your hearing?

the man's a genius...but he's not pavorotti....he's not even fuckin des o'connor if you are talkin technical vocal prowess.

I will tolerate this delusion only if you give me Jem's share of the pernod, she says's she very sorry and that If I swear again you should make me wash my ringpiece of a fucking mouth out....ah drat.

EDIT: holy $DEITY....the mere sound of someone half-inching her drink and the fecker logs in outa nowhere. if anyone other than Jem wants me I'll be in the coal celler.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

delilah wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

delilah wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.

He was like this:

:\ohwell: and then made a sharp exit!

:

classic!

does your Bernard sing?

Yeah and a lot better than.. I'll shut up! Actually my ex got custody of Bernard when we split up but i now have a new one called Alfie who sings, talks, dances and swears occasionally!

Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said

Give me that bottle of Pernod NOW and I'll wash her mouth out. Tsk

Gulp. Sorry chicks, i mean angels. Stevie, i mean Charlie, HELP!

Actually i just like being controversial. He can't be that bad can he, i fookin love NUUUUUU ORRRDDDAAAAHHH

delilah wrote: How's yer back, Samantha?

Shite. But thanks for asking.

The good thing is that I was supposed to leave my current job (dogsbody for Debenhams) on Christmas Eve, but due to the fact that I can hardly walk at the moment (never mind do my job) my Doc has given me a sick note up until then. Therefore, I will never have to work for that shower of shite ever again. Hurrah!

It was through them that I have this bad back and I'm going to sue the buggers for millions

Delilah, call me Sam. Samantha only gets used when I've done something very, very naughty. Ahem.

You remind me of my mate Tommy who could hear skins.

Thip Thip Thip Knock knock.

severly uncanny

Well, I know how to find you in a crowded club now....mumble "wayawanadrinkjem" into my chest facing the wall near the sound rig. Ping, as if by magic, the boltn chick appeared.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

delilah wrote: How's yer back, Samantha?

Delilah, call me Sam. Samantha only gets used when I've done something very, very naughty. Ahem.

u know, some things u really CAN just tell from lookin

(INCOMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Steve Campbell wrote: You remind me of my mate Tommy who could hear skins.

Thip Thip Thip Knock knock.

severly uncanny

Well, I know how to find you in a crowded club now....mumble "wayawanadrinkjem" into my chest facing the wall near the sound rig. Ping, as if by magic, the boltn chick appeared.

How very true! My friends think i'm amazing. i was in a car crash on the way to a pub to watch Euro 2000 drinking a glass of wine i'd stolen from the pub. i had severe whiplash - but didn't spill a drop. Swear down.

Steve Campbell wrote: Firstly.....did I miss something Jem said other than her parrot sings better than Barnster?

If not, what's the dealy here. I know you lot are barkin enough to fancy him, but surely it can't affect your hearing?

the man's a genius...but he's not pavorotti....he's not even fuckin des o'connor if you are talkin technical vocal prowess.

I will tolerate this delusion only if you give me Jem's share of the pernod, she says's she very sorry and that If I swear again you should make me wash my ringpiece of a fucking mouth out....ah drat.

There is so much more to singing than having a good voice, don't you know.

Checked my cupboards and realised I'm all out of Pernod. Think I gave it up when I was about 20. It's not good for you, really it isn't

I got pissed on pernod when i was 18 and i've never been able to touch it since. I swear i can still taste it!

17...1/2 bottle of gin...2 tins of beer, all mixed up in a bucket. gravity concrete ambulance casualty morning hangover puke blood pain

never ever again will I drink gin, the smell of it turns me inside out almost instantly....like an olfractory flashback.

18, house party, 60 odd group of kids, loud rock music

I remember someone brought out a bucket that held somewhere in the vacinity of 10 gallons of liquid mass. Each person had been instructed to procure harsh liquor, nothing fruity. We had a block of dry ice, made the bucket look like a cess pool.

I got into a contest with a few guys on who could hold the brew the best. Somewhere along the line, all three of us with constitutions in the highest realm, pushed our guts beyond the limits and.. you know when you hit that stage of "feck it, gotta beat this person, no matter what?"... we were all operating on that.

It was a good thing it was summer, and we were all on break, because we passed out for a day and a half, and no one knows who won the match. I'm surprised no one died that weekend.

Next time ANYone hears me slag Texas, remind me of this (presonal slants against u know who not couted)

I salute you. I hope I get to attend one of your parties one day:) We used to do a simmilar thing involving Rich and Marty, 2 chums of mine, positioning themselves around all the requested hard booze donations and one or two shoice mixers (mainly as a safety net), and basically acting like research chemists for the night. Every so often a new bucket with a new name would arrive in the main room, with only the preposterous title they'd come up with (few I remember none I'm saying here, but if you find the "band names you wish existed thread"...I'm sure half of those were cocktails on one night or other)and the word "drink" offered by way of illumination. While we drank, they chatted and plotted, and listened for cheerful affirmation or the sound of the bathroom door getting a lot of work...the bucket would be withdrawn, we would have a beer and a breather...then begin again.

I already know two girls who could end up being the death of me at NOOLday. :)

Maya I think will be an awesome drinking buddy.

Jemma......hmmmmm I would try and stop Jem and I getting to the bar together...I have a vague suspiscion, that far from the sweet NOOL romance everyone wants, they'd instead get a big problem as Bolton and Bangor go on the rampage. I need little excuse or encouragement to become the most amiable version of "lout alcohol man" you'll ever meet....Jem has "Excuse" in neon letters on her forehead, and will prove all too encouraging I fear. Add that to the fact that, if my gut feeling about our interaction is right, the exact converse will also be true. that means feedback loop, and a two headed tazmanian devil for you guys to cope with. Maybe we'll hate each other up close :)

I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!

PerfectKiss wrote: I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!

Welcome to our exclusive little club - Barney's Angels!

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )

(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)

If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.

Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...

Mrs Milky wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )

(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)

If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.

Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...

No, it was you I was definitely talking to! :D

PerfectKiss wrote: I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!

Aged 26 i lost my virginity to a woman of your age. I needed treatment afterwards...and I don't mean at "the clinic". Therapy would be more what was required.

I don;t think it's the female appettite that changes, it's the conviction with which you "suggest" what you might like done :)

Mrs Milky wrote:

Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...

Change you name to Sparticus or Brian of Nazereth

"I'm Mrs Milky, and so's my wife!"

Steve Campbell wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote:

Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...

Change you name to Sparticus or Brian of Nazereth

"I'm Mrs Milky, and so's my wife!"

I suppose I could just call myself Maria.. Sparticus is OK, but Brian of Nazereth is a little on the long side.. What about just plain old Brian? (Although all I can imagine now is a snail...) and what would Milky be called... Mr Brian...

Right Angels. Who among you can draw? We need a design for the badge. I mean we COULD do a Jarivs, and get excellnt stylish badges, but I'm thinking we need pink and silly. Any ides? Can any of you actually draw?

(I can barely draw a fookin bath)

Mr Brian has a nice ring BTW maria

Steve Campbell wrote: Right Angels. Who among you can draw? We need a design for the badge. I mean we COULD do a Jarivs, and get excellnt stylish badges, but I'm thinking we need pink and silly. Any ides? Can any of you actually draw?

(I can barely draw a fookin bath)

Mr Brian has a nice ring BTW maria

Nah. But it never stopped Damien Hirst either

Great avatar, Sam!

NObabe wrote: Great avatar, Sam!

Been playing a hell of a lot of Kraftwerk recently - thought that I must pay homage to Ralf and the lads! I'm keeping this avatar! :D

Saw them live in June. Amazing! :)