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Steve Campbell wrote:
Truly, if stuff like tht was discussed, in less than total humour, about you or maya, or Sam or any of the ahem ahem cchhchgghgh cgghghghhgh ahem "llllladies" ahem on this thread...I would honestly rip them a veritable plethora of new orrifices.
Nah Steve, there would be no need for that. I would be quite capable of ripping a plethora of new orificies myself 
When my back is better, of course 
Truth be told, in the presence of a fight the only damage i'm likely to cause is broken windows caused by the disturbance of my rapid departure.
However, the only fights I HAVE ever started have been in defence of females, usual against enormous thugs. I call it "captain Kirk Syndrome"...3 drinks and no one bad mouths "my crew" and off i go.
Once ended up with traffic stopped round me wondering where the fuck I was, but it did the trick, cos my young ladie friend got to safety, and the police arrived before he could kill me :)
I am an intensely stupid person who's heart's in the right place really :)
I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:\ohwell: and then made a sharp exit!
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
Well, maybe it wasn't the best thing to say…
But I never bumped to him (lucky you !)
Samantha Chapman wrote: From my sick bed....
I agree with Steve. Some of the options on the Gillian thread were a bit (ahem) risque. It went a bit too far. I mean, we're all having a laugh and a joke about Barney on this thread and maybe us NOOL-ettes have a bit of decorum about us (OK, we're probably all thinking about what we would like to do to him) but we wouldn't go as far as putting it down in black and white...
Would we ladies?????
NO !!! because we're real ladies !!!
(and, I voted unprintable anyway…)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
Guys, you would not believe me if i told you! Think i'll keep this one for when we meet up (cringe)!
Tip for you though-if ever in Belfast, make sure you do the open top tour bus in the pouring rain!
/me scuffs his feet and looks at the ground..."awwww misssssss you saaaaaaaaaiid"
it's OK, I'll get it outta ya at NOOLday if the reports from Manc Aid say it's a good tale
:D
I promise it will be worth the wait-the story. It is funny. Not what you'll expect, but a good laugh.
Mal Maison Belfast is a top hotel by the way. Don't know if you've had the pleasure of staying there?
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful 
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Why you not coming to manc aid?
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Malmaison is beautiful
So it is! Just checked out the website
Have only stayed in the bloody hilton on the waterfront (dead boring), and that place opposite stormont castle but not for years
next time will see if the office could stretch to malmaison...
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful
My brother is a manager at a Mal Maison, so i'm a very lucky girl and get to stay for dirt cheap in beautiful hotels. I've already booked Mal Maison Manchester for Manc Aid. All welcome back to mine for a drink!
Bonzette wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful
My brother is a manager at a Mal Maison, so i'm a very lucky girl and get to stay for dirt cheap in beautiful hotels. I've already booked Mal Maison Manchester for Manc Aid. All welcome back to mine for a drink!
Woo hoo! 
I do! :P As long as I'm fantasizing, I also figure I'd have met him out in a club, or on the street, or some other least odorous sort of meet and greet. There was a time I wouldn't have minded that sort of after gig meeting, but... I've got sense, now.
All said, I'm a decent lass, and as long as he's got a ring on the finger, there'll be none of me chasing him down for a rumble in the bed. His loss.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Have you any concept of what a musician's boxers are like after a gig? no! :D
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Why you not coming to manc aid?
In no particular order.... broke sick no passport (yes I KNOW) NOOLday vital to me me (so far) vital to NOOLday short set probably want to be totally fit for the summer gigs should any happen after the apollo (read my post on BCD if you've got 3 hours), I suspect that MancAid will be a very bad place for my insides to be.
wish i was...but wuold rather be at NOOLday and summer gigs for sure :)
Fair enough! Think it will be a good day/night though:)
I so hope there are some summer gigs next year!
With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve Campbell wrote: With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve, you know us too well! 
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve, you know us too well!
I am looking forward to it, and meeting people!
Mrs Milky wrote: You are all welcome to him... I don't touch married men, but if he were to get divorced....
No, I don't normally touch married men, but for Barney, I'll make an exception...
(I can dream....)
How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
I think Milky's glad he is still single or I wouldn't touch him either!
& sadly, No it wasn't me in the photo's... have a look on my profile, I have a link to Milky's photo site.. there are lots of pictures of me on there..
How odd, imposters. the single best thing on that site, and you and milky have a drink coming for it if we ever do meet up.....is that among all the family and mate snaps, is the big white fucker (I mean Concorde). Very sweet.
Steve Campbell wrote: How odd, imposters. the single best thing on that site, and you and milky have a drink coming for it if we ever do meet up.....is that among all the family and mate snaps, is the big white fucker (I mean Concorde). Very sweet.
I know, and I didn't even get to go... I wanted the cash equivelent to the flight, but credit where it's due.. I did get one hell of a lot of gifts instead...
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
Yeah and a lot better than.. I'll shut up! Actually my ex got custody of Bernard when we split up but i now have a new one called Alfie who sings, talks, dances and swears occasionally!
