NOOL-ettes: what would you do to Bernard

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"

Knicker snedger? Is that Norn Iron speak?!

It's even more localised than that...Hollywood somewhere I think (not the horrid american one)

Actually panty snedger is a redundant statement anyway....since a snedger is a panty gusset sniffer.

Not that i'd know ought bout that lass :) (BTW can you send me a new pair, I've worn the last ones through[1])

[1] tbh they wee a bit tired lookin when u sent me them in the first place, they can't cost THAT much?

I AM SO DEAD

Steve Campbell wrote:

Actually panty snedger is a redundant statement anyway....since a snedger is a panty gusset sniffer.

Not that i'd know ought bout that lass :) (BTW can you send me a new pair, I've worn the last ones through[1])

[1] tbh they wee a bit tired lookin when u sent me them in the first place, they can't cost THAT much?

I AM SO DEAD

Steve.....fook off You're deader than dead.

The 'what would you do to Gillian?' thread is a bit boring isn't it?!!!

Girls (and that includes you Steve) - we should get over there, hijack the thread and liven up the proceedings.

These painkillers are getting to me now....

Yeah let's get collectively banned !

fucking great...I'm one of the girls again....story of my life. Maybe all my cave dwelling mates are right, if you;re nice to them they just think you're one of em and you'll never get any. Or maybe it's just "hmmmmm he can't shag....file him under chick"

Anyway...yes I cansee us proving the lie of NO being a bloke band by all you sp**kdrunk vixens getting banned in the throies of your passions.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

I agree. Anybody who hurls their undergarments on stage at a concert is vulgar and graceless. We're too classy and ladylike to engage in that kind of behaviour.

leather_girl wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

I agree. Anybody who hurls their undergarments on stage at a concert is vulgar and graceless. We're too classy and ladylike to engage in that kind of behaviour.

Yes. It's true. And I'm from Stoke, so that makes me classier than most women. (Or maybe not...)

What is in these painkillers that I'm taking????

So, how do us ladies want to hijack the Gillian thread?

These...."painkillers"

Did you get them from a kid in a hoodie called Baz?

Do they have a little dove etched into the back?

Or are they little teeny pieces of paper with pretty pictures by any chance?

Steve Campbell wrote: These...."painkillers"

Did you get them from a kid in a hoodie called Baz?

Do they have a little dove etched into the back?

Or are they little teeny pieces of paper with pretty pictures by any chance?

Boots are getting shadier by the minute, aren't they?!

cozmonite61 wrote: So, how do us ladies want to hijack the Gillian thread?

Please do!

I know I can't EXACTLY take the moral high ground (in fact morally speaking it's a stretch of the imagination to see me above sea level). But (and for once I am actually being fairly serious-ish, a bit)....the way I worded my poll questions, was sort of amusing and not in the least smutty. It's you knob-crazed harpies that got the thread that way....but that's neither here nor there.....the important point is "slip it to her doggy style" is not something anyone should be making a poll question about someone we're supposed to revere. This thread for all it's pornographic content, is kinda funny. The Gillian thing, I dunno....letching men....letching over that sweet rose, who's STEVE'S FUCKING WIFE! ( I mean the girls have the excuse that mrs barney is an unknown random to an extent....hell I woudn't even know her name if hooky hadn't mentioned her in manc)

I dunno, it seems less innocent over there. then again, maybe I am just judging "my own" more harshly (or doing some really good bulk sucking up to all you in the hope that i'll get lucky :) )

Where is the Gillian poll now? Remember, Barney's Angels, exercise the concept of "strength in numbers."

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

Exactly, Sam...maybe even the key to my hotel room...

Heather

Bonzette wrote: I'm 28 and i defo prefer Bernard now he's older. I never thought i would like older men. Usually i go for younger men (all legal). There is something about an older man who has that certain something. Let's be clear though, most older men are mingers, but there are some.

I'm 22 and I have also always preferred older men. In fact, I dated one once but we won't go there... :)

Heather

cozmonite61 wrote: Where is the Gillian poll now? Remember, Barney's Angels, exercise the concept of "strength in numbers."

That thread has been taken outside and shot once in the base of the brain. It offended someone who had every right to be offended.

Girls are funny...letching men are rude :)

Has the Gillian thread i started really been deleted?.

Well that's a first for me!.my first ever deleted thread.Sorry if it seemed unhumorous and letching as opposed to this thread which is just a laugh.It wasn't intended a such.

Been away from NOOL for a while and I come back to this!

A thread to cheer up a chilly Sunday night.

Panty snedgers!?!

Oh and I voted unprintable...

delilah wrote:

Been away from NOOL for a while and I come back to this!

A thread to cheer up a chilly Sunday night.

Panty snedgers!?!

Oh and I voted unprintable...

Yes, panty snedgers which is Norn Iron for something pretty disgusting. (Oi! Campbell! It's your fault!)

I think the unprintables are running away with it....

Hey Sam,

Fancy seeing you here again! I just remembered the Barney's Angel thing. We must keep it alive.

p.s thanks for the welcome the other night

Bonzette wrote: Hey Sam,

Fancy seeing you here again! I just remembered the Barney's Angel thing. We must keep it alive.

p.s thanks for the welcome the other night

I'm always on here. I have no other life

Are you going to the Manc Aid gig in January? Would be good to get Barney's Angels together! :D

Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????

There really IS a warm glowing feeling deep inside to think of a gang of gorgeous females of all ages gathering under the name I created and presumably "speaking my name with honour" :D :D :D

(However, I realise that the urpgore look as currently being modelled in my avatar, may prevent any of them speaking my name in any sentence that doesn't end in "....not less than 400yrds(370m)")

Urpgore, one of many heros

I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...

Steve Campbell wrote:

Urpgore, one of many heros

Wha??? Can you translate please?

delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...

^ Works on so many levels just now :)

Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?

Steve Campbell wrote:

delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...

^ Works on so many levels just now :)

Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?

Wouldn't know, I'm not THAT old

delilah wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Urpgore, one of many heros

Wha??? Can you translate please?

"barney's angels" was my spur of the moment outspitting. I'm sure it's been said before, but this lot got the idea from me, hence warm glowy......etc

Look at the avatar! pay CLOSE attention. now look at urpgore.

delilah wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...

^ Works on so many levels just now :)

Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?

Wouldn't know, I'm not THAT old

LOL, spend an afternoon in the company of H.G. Wells, especially if there's anwhere round your area you'd like to read about burning to the ground :)

Steve Campbell wrote:

delilah wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Urpgore, one of many heros

Wha??? Can you translate please?

"barney's angels" was my spur of the moment outspitting. I'm sure it's been said before, but this lot got the idea from me, hence warm glowy......etc

Look at the avatar! pay CLOSE attention. now look at urpgore.

Hmmm....think I'm getting it...

I don't NORMALLY look like quite that big a twat, i was watching an eclipse