NOOL-ettes: what would you do to Bernard

Boatraceface wrote:

bansheeman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe I would say Barney is a Brave Dancer

the only thing dancing brave missed was the derby. that derby day pat held it up slightly too long chasing sharastani. it got within an inch of winning on the line but that derby day it did the quickest furlong ever in world history,still the record time

whoooops this aint the ladbrokes thread

All correct but for 1 detail mate.Grevelle Starkey was the Jockey what ballsed up the Derby(give the horse an impossible amount to do)Got sacked...Enter Eddery and the glory days

Barney is a stud by the way

i fooking knew i blamed someone like mad that derby day,and now it all comes back to me,grevelle the devil.wanker jokey for me.thanks for remind me

NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me

But absolutely nothing compared to whsat I would do with Steve - if he was 30 years younger...:\ohwell:

NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me

Maya, you're welcome to marry him. I just want a bit of fun with him first

Looks like I got back just in time! Good to see others agree with me for once- everyone else thinks I'm weird and sick. Whats wrong with fancying someone more than twice your age?

Don't answer that question.

I knew this sort of thread would lure Lucy back

Suppose it depends if you're 12 or not :)

Who ever mentioned Steve, for God's sake could not have said Morris clearly, I spat coffee all over myself before doing a more considered double take.

BTW sugarcane I've been meanin to sy this to you for AGES... BIG repect to the avatar (said steve, pulling out another peppermint truncheon)

Samantha Chapman wrote:

NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me

Maya, you're welcome to marry him. I just want a bit of fun with him first

Define fun ! Cheer up gals there's plenty of a fat git for every one of us

Yeah, but you're all quite clearly on heat. I mean, how much of barney do you really think will be left wen Sam's through with him? Never mind all the others who just want " a wee bit" before turning him over to his rightful owner (you of course).

And hasn't it occurred to you, that Sarah might fight back!

we're so barred from DR

I dunno, it seems pretty on topic to me.

besides it's hard to be TOO much of a net cop on a forum dedicated to a band who make terrible jokes about their best friend's suicide.

Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah, but you're all quite clearly on heat. I mean, how much of barney do you really think will be left wen Sam's through with him? Never mind all the others who just want " a wee bit" before turning him over to his rightful owner (you of course).

And hasn't it occurred to you, that Sarah might fight back!

When I've finished with him, he won't need another woman. I will be enough for him. Obviously.

This is getting interesting. Continue.

In that is the case Sam, may i have Bernard before you do, otherwise i might miss my chance to say "been there, done it"

Bonzette wrote: In that is the case Sam, may i have Bernard before you do, otherwise i might miss my chance to say "been there, done it"

Yeah, he'll be worth the wait

errrm isn't her like 60 or something....how the hell is he gonna keep pace....a redbull and viagra I.V. ?

Or are you guys just relying on the "fact" that no man could even attempt to resist such superlative examples of perfect female hotness.

Steve Campbell wrote: errrm isn't her like 60 or something....how the hell is he gonna keep pace....a redbull and viagra I.V. ?

Or are you guys just relying on the "fact" that no man could even attempt to resist such superlative examples of perfect female hotness.

Steve, what's the saying? 'You're as young as you feel?'. Or is it you're as 'young as the woman you are feeling?'

Actually, I feel about 85 at the mo with me bad back. I've aged 50 years overnight...

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

We (well the singer) used to have a chick problem at gigs. So we divised a plan that we came seconds from implementing....

hurl OUR underwear at the audience,

besides, any woman who chycked her knicks on THEIR stage would be asking for the put down of their lives.

Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

Girl with all her own teeth wrote: Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:

Not sure you should have said that....this thread is not so much a democratic discussion as a nuremburg rally. Nice meetin you anyway :)

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?

Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time

I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"

Knicker snedger? Is that Norn Iron speak?!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Girl with all her own teeth wrote: Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:

Not sure you should have said that....this thread is not so much a democratic discussion as a nuremburg rally. Nice meetin you anyway :)

Woah! I'm a bit scared now, being new to discussion forums and everything. But seriously, if I could go back to 1985 as I am now, I'd throw myself at him without a second thought. Even one of my raving hetro male friends confessed to fancying him a bit...:) It must be the certain je ne sais quoi about him. Nice meeting you too!

Fuck Bernard, cricket's better

NObabe wrote: Fuck Bernard

Yes pur-lease!

I'm 28 and i defo prefer Bernard now he's older. I never thought i would like older men. Usually i go for younger men (all legal). There is something about an older man who has that certain something. Let's be clear though, most older men are mingers, but there are some.

sugarcane wrote: Looks like I got back just in time! Good to see others agree with me for once- everyone else thinks I'm weird and sick. Whats wrong with fancying someone more than twice your age?

A lot in my case! It would be very sick indeed!

I'm with you on this one.