a possible scenario

you are facing flesh-eating zombies in your backyard, as in shaun of the dead, and you discover (as they do in the film) that destroying the brain kills the zombie.

alas, the only projectiles you have to throw at said zombies are your entire collection of new order vinyl, not just blue monday. what do you do?

Start playing the B sides repeatedly - but only the remix B sides. Dubvulture, the beach, the perfect pit etc

That should destroy their brains in no time.

id thrust my shaking hand into my record box and pull out and hold up a copy of shellshock crucafix style. even id run off at the sight of that.hehehe

interesting conundrum. is life without my new order record collection worth living? probably not. i don't think i could do it. those records are my babies.

Turn LowLife into a boomerang and get them all in one go.:D

actually i've seen it a number of times and just bought it on DVD. i watched it a few weeks ago, as a matter of fact.

AgentWood wrote: you are facing flesh-eating zombies in your backyard, as in shaun of the dead, and you discover (as they do in the film) that destroying the brain kills the zombie.

alas, the only projectiles you have to throw at said zombies are your entire collection of new order vinyl, not just blue monday. what do you do?

Now are the zombies heads soft enough to be penetrated by a hand thrown record? Does the projectile include the sleeve or just the vinyl?

If their heads are soft enough for the vinyl to penetrate, then I'll save the vinyl and punch my fist through their forhead and pull out their brains.

Got to know the facts to make a wise decision...haven't seen said movie.

Ironwill wrote:

AgentWood wrote: you are facing flesh-eating zombies in your backyard, as in shaun of the dead, and you discover (as they do in the film) that destroying the brain kills the zombie.

alas, the only projectiles you have to throw at said zombies are your entire collection of new order vinyl, not just blue monday. what do you do?

Now are the zombies heads soft enough to be penetrated by a hand thrown record?

well, they were in shaun of the dead. and shaun was quite miffed when his friend chose to throw his copy of blue monday first. i think he missed, though.

Those zombies are pretty damn slow.

AgentWood wrote: you are facing flesh-eating zombies in your backyard, as in shaun of the dead, and you discover (as they do in the film) that destroying the brain kills the zombie.

alas, the only projectiles you have to throw at said zombies are your entire collection of new order vinyl, not just blue monday. what do you do?

what would you do then Agent?

But, Blue Monday is all you need. Kills zombies dead.