Guess which shit Manchester band release a single on 15/04/02 ???
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Either of you boys heard it?
Decidely bland. Still, I bet they're on the Radio 1 play list, the yester-year types.
Last Saturday's Sun made me laugh. Had a picture of Liam being lobbed out of the Met Bar, him trying to lash out at the bouncer, the bouncer clearly pissing himself. Dominic Mahon's article said..'Liam hit out like a girl' 
Don't tell anyone (espescially my wee bruv's) but I actually quite like it.....honestly
Reminds me of the single Dya know what I mean.....cos I liked that when it came out before the album - then I got the album and it was purile shite (except fer 2or3 songs)
Will it be the same again?
Seen that story in the paper an all Johnny boy
There was also a photie in the Daily Record with that fight - with the caption "Liam fighting.....must be a new record on the way"......which summed it up perfectly
DOUBLE-FUCK THE NEW OASIS SINGLE!! WHAT A LAUGHABLY PREDICTABLY-TITLED AND PUERILE CROCK OF OVERCOOKED DONKEY DROPPINGS!! "THE HINDU TIMES!" ??!! WAAA HA HA HA HAAHA HA HA!!!!!! WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT NOEL G? BEEN DOING A BIT OF RESEARCH ON YER COUNTRIES AND RELIGIONS NOW HAVE YOU? OR IS THIS YOUR LATEST RADICAL BEATLES HOMAGE?? YOU ASININE PAST-IT MONOBROWED TWOT! TELL YA WOT GALLALEO BRUDDERS! (GALLALEO!! GALLALIAM!! GALLALEO!! GALLALIAM!! CRAP-NIFICO-O-O-O-OHHH!!!!!!) GO AND TEAM UP WITH OTHER TALENTLESS MONG-FACED TOSSER JAMIE OLIVER AND DO A TOPLOADER COVER ... THAT'LL KILL YOUR NME-CRED ONCE AND FOR ALL! UTTER UTTER SHITE HAWKS!! HASBEENS!!.... JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DRIED CLOTTED JIZZ AND F*** THE HELL OFF...AND TAKE YOUR 1000 CUM-SPLATTERED COPIES OF SERGEANT F***IN PEPPER WITH YOU!!!!
Ahem...that was a paltry political broadcast on behalf of the late lamented Melody Maker columnist Mr Agreeable. RIP.
Why do I think Oarsis are shite?
Well here's a simple pertinent analogy by way of an explanation.
Between 1962 and 1969, The Beatles released over 10 studio albums. And in that time, from "Please Please Me" to "Abbey Road" they reinvented their sound - gradually evolving to become the influential (if still somewhat overrated and over-eulogised) force they are today. That period spanned EIGHT YEARS! A lifetime back then but hardly anything to write about now.
In that same period of eight years - between 1994 and 2002, OASIS have brought our four albums (with a fifth on the way - can't wait, my elasticated pantees are so moist at the prospect it's untrue...!) which have to be admired for their increasingly stodgy repetitive dreariness (okay so their début WAS a blast of fresh air at the time - granted).
And which period of the Beatles were these albums wholly fixated by? Why of course - 1967!!! And you know what? I ALREADY KNOW THAT THEIR NEXT ALBUM WILL BE EXACTLY MORE OF THE SAME!!!! Anyone who seriously expects any different is a complete gullible fool and thoroughly deserving of ridicule.
So the point is: Oasis may be sad Beatles wannabes at every turn (their hilariously-titled forthcoming single seems to confirm this), but in EIGHT YEARS they have done FOOK ALL to evolve their sound, whilst their mentors that they continue to crib so obsessively managed to go from pure pop to weird pop and back again in the same time. Doesn't this just prove how conservative and unchallenged the Gallagher brothers are in their cosy middle-aged vision to appease the faithful who slavishly buy their records??
No wonder George Harrison thought they were pants. He had every right to. And wasn't Liam so angry when he found out? Poor lamb.
Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Why do I think Oarsis are shite?Well here's a simple pertinent analogy by way of an explanation.Between 1962 and 1969, The Beatles released over 10 studio albums. And in that time, from "Please Please Me" to "Abbey Road" they reinvented their sound - gradually evolving to become the influential (if still somewhat overrated and over-eulogised) force they are today. That period spanned EIGHT YEARS!A lifetime back then but hardly anything to write about now.In that same period of eight years - between 1994 and 2002, OASIS have brought our four albums (with a fifth on the way - can't wait, my elasticated pantees are so moist at the prospect it's untrue...!) which have to be admired for their increasingly stodgy repetitive dreariness (okay so their début WAS a blast of fresh air at the time - granted).And which period of the Beatles were these albums wholly fixated by? Why of course - 1967!!! And you know what? I ALREADY KNOW THAT THEIR NEXT ALBUM WILL BE EXACTLY MORE OF THE SAME!!!! Anyone who seriously expects any different is a complete gullible fool and thoroughly deserving of ridicule.
So the point is: Oasis may be sad Beatles wannabes at every turn (their hilariously-titled forthcoming single seems to confirm this), but in EIGHT YEARS they have done FOOK ALL to evolve their sound, whilst their mentors that they continue to crib so obsessively managed to go from pure pop to weird pop and back again in the same time. Doesn't this just prove how conservative and unchallenged the Gallagher brothers are in their cosy middle-aged vision to appease the faithful who slavishly buy their records??
No wonder George Harrison thought they were pants. He had every right to. And wasn't Liam so angry when he found out? Poor lamb.
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Wunderbahr!!! And they have big hairy unibrows too!!
The mere existence of Oasis depresses me no end.....when I saw the atrocious, steaming pile of shite that is their new video, I was seething with frustration 
. PLEEEEAAASSEE STOP BUYING THEIR BLOODY RECORDS SO WE HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO THEIR UNIMAGINATIVE, RETRO CRAP!!!!
(This post is dedicated to my little bruv, who I am very close to disowning due to his obsession with said muppets ;) )
are this mob not much cop then? Lyndasfarne tend to dominate the skywaves these days you know.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE ROYALTIES, MAN
Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! DOUBLE-FUCK THE NEW OASIS SINGLE!! WHAT A LAUGHABLY PREDICTABLY-TITLED AND PUERILE CROCK OF OVERCOOKED DONKEY DROPPINGS!! "THE HINDU TIMES!" ??!! WAAA HA HA HA HAAHA HA HA!!!!!! WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT NOEL G? BEEN DOING A BIT OF RESEARCH ON YER COUNTRIES AND RELIGIONS NOW HAVE YOU? OR IS THIS YOUR LATEST RADICAL BEATLES HOMAGE?? YOU ASININE PAST-IT MONOBROWED TWOT! TELL YA WOT GALLALEO BRUDDERS! (GALLALEO!! GALLALIAM!! GALLALEO!! GALLALIAM!! CRAP-NIFICO-O-O-O-OHHH!!!!!!) GO AND TEAM UP WITH OTHER TALENTLESS MONG-FACED TOSSER JAMIE OLIVER AND DO A TOPLOADER COVER ... THAT'LL KILL YOUR NME-CRED ONCE AND FOR ALL! UTTER UTTER SHITE HAWKS!! HASBEENS!!.... JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DRIED CLOTTED JIZZ AND F*** THE HELL OFF...AND TAKE YOUR 1000 CUM-SPLATTERED COPIES OF SERGEANT F***IN PEPPER WITH YOU!!!!
Ahem...that was a paltry political broadcast on behalf of the late lamented Melody Maker columnist Mr Agreeable. RIP.
Very eloquently said Martian.....heh heh!!
