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Just like to officially welcome mr gray back :hi:

and if he replies in the next 4 minutes he will win £22,765.... the clock is ticking!!

(and yes, i am drunk... its only 3pm.... ohhhhh dear) :D

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1 minute gone...

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2 minutes gone....

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probably 3 minutes gone... who knows... or cares...

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Times up! I will be giving the money to the first person to post a reply....

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send it to "ian curtis" for her treatment

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Cheers Mucker !

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Originally posted by Major Tarantino (and yes, i am drunk... its only 3pm.... ohhhhh dear) :D

Bloody students ;)

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Welcome back yourself, Major! Perhaps we can find you something else to do with your time!! Or at least to do while you're waiting for Mr. Martian's reply. ;)

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urgh. i'm gonna have a hangover at about 6pm. :nonono:

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Hello Stevie Boy!! :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Hello Stevie Boy!! (again) :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Hello Stevie Boy!! (yet again) :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Well, what a surprise. :) I'm truly honoured.!

Sorry I'm late getting back to yer! Been rehearsing with my band today and shooting our video! (!!!!!???!!!???) GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! What pants!! Videos!! PAH!! PFFFT!! Who needs 'em??? Didn't wanna be in it but band says I must be as I play on the bloody record. So what happens. Muggins turns up at two - hair all spiked out lethally, run thru the song TWENTY THREE TIMES (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) with cameras and lites all over the rehearsal room, camera aims right up into my nostrils, gets covered in mucus from my frantic headbanging whilst slamming the tubs.....then we run out into the street like some sort of superannuated bunch of old bequiffed leftovers from a Marlon Brando movie set spraying passing cars with tins of... um.......spray paint.....draw a few moustaches on some boyband flyposter...and...um...er...that's it. Webellion! What a TWUELLY WONDERFUL THING!!!

I'm fooking shagged now as you can probably guess, from sheer mind numbing monotony.....can't wait to see us on MTV..... :skeptic: :rolleyes:

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sounds like you had a great time , Marty! Any chance of you guys doing a tour through Holland??

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Don't really know yet Mario me buddy - we are supposed to be doing a Portugal date in summer, plus one in Macedonia, but other than that I'm not too sure. It's mostly UK and summer gigs plus the odd festival.

Mind you, I don't do every single gig with the band because I'm such an important person I can excuse myself from any places that I don't like the sound of... hee hee hee..... :nod: :evil4:

But if there WAS any Holland dates YOU CAN BET ON YER LIFE I'LL BE THERE!!! :D

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Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! What pants!! Videos!! PAH!! PFFFT!! Who needs 'em??? Didn't wanna be in it but band says I must be as I play on the bloody record.

Yet one more astonishing similarity to New Order.

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Good to see the Martian back posting on here then - :hi: to Mr Gray. funnily enough a lotof the regulars have returned the moment I disapeared for a month or two - not had anyy chance to post at all, cos my computer was being fixed after the hard drive crashed, hence the long absence.

Felt I should take a peek back here especially now that the film 24 hour party people is probably getting poeple talking about New order again...loads of new people here whos names I don't know at all. Looks like I have a bit of catching up to do then.... :)

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