NOs FAV PEOPLE

just read this in q steves hero is sooty barnys hero is baz hookys hero is iggy

there you go

Sooty? Baz?

Sooty was a puppet. I'd like to think that Barney meant Basil Brush, but it is more likely to be Jarvo's suggestion.

It was a bit of a cack article in the mag a month or so ago. Barney likes BEz coz 'he doesnt give a toss' or something like that, and Steve apparently took up drumming coz he liked Sooty - who was also a drummer on that dire kids program

Slightly worrying that Steves hero is a puppet!!

Bez is as cool as fuck tho!! anyone that can spend years on end completely and utterly mashed up and still stay alive to tell the tale has gotta be a bit of a hero!!

anyone know the name of the book he wrote? its supposed to he hilarious i'd love to get hold of a copy.

Yes, it's called Freaky Dancing. It's got quite a lot of Bernard mentions in it.

You missed out Bagpuss, you schmuck.

NEVER. (SLAP!!) DO.(SLAP!!) THAT. (SLAP!!) AGAIN. (SLAP!!) D'ya hear my boy??!!!

That's it! You fooking TRAITOR!! TIMBO!! Have you HEARD this little shoite here???!! TIMBO! Where the feck are you now?!!

Okay, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED FROM COMING BACK TO ROOM 101 WHEN IT RE-OPENS!! :D :D :D

Shug must say your list of heroes certainly explains a multitude ;)

Agreed with the moomins, that was (and I dare say still would be) terrifying.

What about the Flumps? I've always reminded me of Pootle. :(

Bagpuss is King Cat - when Bagpuss goes to sleep, ALL the other animals go to sleep...

Originally posted by ShugZV Bagpuss, the same goes for the feckin Moomins - couldn't stand either of these bastards;)

From a geezer who claims to be from Rab C Nesbit land, you are a fookin disgrace Sludden. Outside now.

I'm too young for Murphys Mob.

Yes TV was shite but I'm happy knowing that these things framed the way I am today rather than in 20 years time be on a NO forum rambling about Barney the dinosaur, no in fact I probably will be doing just that...

Hey did any of you folks ever recall a CARTOON COMIC version of "The Likely Lads" ? Now that was pretty piss poor if you want my honest opinion. Absolute cack it was - and so unrelated to the TV series of the 70s!

Whereas I am currently resembling one of the Hair Bear Bunch as opposed to Monkey Magic!

Originally posted by ShugZV Don't get me started on them fuckwits Cheeky ChopsWe certainly had some shite on the telly when growing upMurphy's Mob - now that WAS class - 10pence to whoever comes up with the words to the lyrics for the theme;) (I'm banking on you here Marty - or were you too old when this aired )Just try and stop me - when you re-open that fookin thing - IT'S GONNA BE FUN, FUN, FUN.....IN ROOM 101;)

Well, here's two fave characters of mine: Anyone remember ITSY and BITSY - the two furry spiders that used to help out Susan Stranks on "Paperplay" - essential lunchtime kids TV viewing in the early 70s? Hubert, do you? Timbo? What made it so fascinating was BITSY (the red, male, one) was always crawling up Ms Stranks arm and trying to get at her tits. What was even more revealing was that Ms Stranks admitted to never wearing a bra ever on TV, so that must have goaded the puppeteer into every imaginable scenario....hee hee hee.... :D

Strangely Marty I remember Itsy and Bitsy, must have been re-run. Can't say the tit fondling puppeteer would light my candle though!

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! That's it! You fooking TRAITOR!! TIMBO!! Have you HEARD this little shoite here???!! TIMBO! Where the feck are you now?!! Okay, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED FROM COMING BACK TO ROOM 101 WHEN IT RE-OPENS!! :D :D :D

Dinnae fret, I'll have the wee cunt befir Finsbree. Mind my words, gaunnae gub the wee radge :)

Don't worry Bagger, We will fix it, we will fix it!

Originally posted by ShugZV Can't recall that mate - but staying with The Likely Lads (top class BTW) what do you think about Ant & Dec remaking the classic episode, where they're trying to avoid the footy score? DISGRACE if you ask me!

Aye, know all about it - sounds a bit naff if ya ask me... mind you, have they got enough ultra-wide-angle-lensed TV cameras before they can start filming? I ponder this because Ant's forehead is getting so fooking high he's gonna end up looking like that TEFAL Boffin on that telly ad... The way he's going his forehead will split from the rest of his body and launch a solo career all of his own!.....maybe someone should take him to one side and have a quiet word in his ear...

Which one? If his forehead's that large they'll both be in different hemispheres?

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by ShugZV> Don't get me started on them fuckwits Cheeky Chops> We certainly had some shite on the telly when growing up> Murphy's Mob - now that WAS class - 10pence to whoever comes up with the words to the lyrics for the theme;) (I'm banking on you here Marty - or were you too old when this aired )> Just try and stop me - when you re-open that fookin thing - IT'S GONNA BE FUN, FUN, FUN.....IN ROOM 101;)

Well, here's two fave characters of mine: Anyone remember ITSY and BITSY - the two furry spiders that used to help out Susan Stranks on "Paperplay" - essential lunchtime kids TV viewing in the early 70s? Hubert, do you? Timbo? What made it so fascinating was BITSY (the red, male, one) was always crawling up Ms Stranks arm and trying to get at her tits. What was even more revealing was that Ms Stranks admitted to never wearing a bra ever on TV, so that must have goaded the puppeteer into every imaginable scenario....hee hee hee.... :D

Proper tits as well, not like those armpit warmers hanging round Moose Dimmock's waist

What pipkins.......................and Hartley HARE

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Bagpuss> > > > Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!!> > That's it! You fooking TRAITOR!! TIMBO!! Have you HEARD this little shoite here???!! TIMBO! Where the feck are you now?!! > > > > Okay, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED FROM COMING BACK TO ROOM 101 WHEN IT RE-OPENS!! :D :D :D> > >

Dinnae fret, I'll have the wee cunt befir Finsbree. Mind my words, gaunnae gub the wee radge :)

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Even put it in Scoatish in case you've opened that dictionary you had for Xmas. How long a residential quallie do you have to serve before they will take youse ?

Muffy said they didn't want him, but you can't blame the lad, I wouldn't want to be from Corby either ;)

Corby? Where the hell's that?

Little Scotland. Apparently ;)

Oh, I get it, Shuggy actually lives in one of them plastic snowdome thingies does he? That's what he means by "Little Scotland" then?.....aye.... heh heh....

Maybe we should give the little thing a good shake and whip up a blizzard just to blind the canny little bugger then..... :D

He'd only enjoy it! ;)

Not if yer replace the water with cat piss he wouldn't.... :evil2:

I've only got 2 dogs but I suspect it'd have the same effect!

Originally posted by ShugZV Cheeky BastardsCorby is in Northamptonshire - 8 miles from Sheepshagland (kettering) 60,000 peeps with the majority being Scots - mainly due to the steel works (although the biggest part shut down in the early 80's - thanks to the fuckin tory bastards!) The Scots came down in large numbers in the 50's and 60's to find work - hence it still being regarded as little Scotland Nowhere down here is quite like it - Celtic and Rangers fans have a good craic (most of the time) you often see The Timmites and The Hunnites sharing a beer and a laugh, doesn't happen very much up the road. Mam and Dad were both born up the road - as were the rest of the elders, I was brought up a Celtic & Scotland fan - and naturally to cheer on anyone playing England 2nd Generation Plastic Jock - That's the Shugster - and all I can say is..........ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA, ARGENTINAEnglish? moi? nae fuckin chance;)

So why don't youse all fook off back up again then if there's no work and it was closed down by the ENGLISH government ? That's 60,000 less dents in the taxpayers burden paying for your purple tin... :)

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> Stevies hero is a puppet??? What the hell???> > OH well...my hero is a middle aged man who doesn't sing all that well, and has breasts almost as large as my ex-wife's.

Quite a few of my heroes are puppets / cartoon characters.....Spit the dog, Dick Dastardly, Waldorf and Statler (2 old muppets on the balcony) Homer Simpson, Basil Brush, Cartman.........see what I mean

Cartman kicks fuckin' ass Shug!! u know this :D

"ya breakin my balls man.. ya breakin my balls.." - for those that know ;)

I happen to have at least six Cartman t-shirts. And the mug. And the pen holder. And the mousemat. And the fluffy talking toy. And the bubble bath. And the chocolate. And the life-size fibreglass replica... And....

In the Mojo interview the following was revealed;

Barney likes Daft Punk Hooky likes Cold Play Steven likes Missy Elliot.

Missy Elliot?!

Gillian says she a big fan of the Beach Boys and believe it or not, Kid Rock. Rumor has it she digs NASCAR too, but that hasn't been confirmed.

Surely this is blatently untrue...

So, further investigation reveals

Barney likes REO Speedwagon, Neil Diamond and Funkadelic, but hates Prince cos he thinks he's an overrated shortarse pimp. Hooky likes The Hollies, 10cc and the Chameleons cause he's blatantly biased in favour of local talent, but also professes a soft spot for Cilla Black and Bruce Lee. Stephen likes Trevor Horn and Spandau Ballet but absolutely despises Duran Duran and Nick Heyward. He also professes a soft spot for Patrick Moore. Gillian likes Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger but doesn't reckon much of Jan Hammer and Neil Young's stupid vocoder. She is however, a massive Foreigner fan.

Go figure.

Yep, Stephen does like Missy Elliot ... He played one of her clips when they hosted Rage ... As for Gillian liking Kid Rock, I don't know about that ... I find that guy to be one of the more irritating guys on the planet !!

yes but who is the lionel richie fan??