Budding Barney's wanted

I'm looking for a singer for our band, someone sounding a bit like barney would be ideal, but I'll give anyone a listen to. If your interested, click on the link below, write and record some lyrics for the tune "pumped" and get in touch.

Thanks

Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

er dont you mean you wouldnt mind BONKING bernard

i could do it... if i lived closer. i don't look a thing like Barney, but i have the voice(guitar & synths as well)... oh, and i'm also as skinny as Barney used to be. :D

Jed:

I just PM'd you... I really like your stuff and as I mention in my PM I have the rather dubious distinction of sounding like a cross between Bernard and Lloyd Cole (if that's even possible to imagine).

In any event the stuff sounded great and while I'm in the states it might be fun (and possible through the miracle of technology) to collaborate long distance.

Anyway check your PM box.

Best,

Kerry

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

I'm trying to get a band going, not a dating agency!

I'll let you know if I get any lookalikes.

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

CUE Mrs DISCO/MINXIE catfight with participants wearing yachting pumps and lifejackets.

Jed Stephens wrote: I'm looking for a singer for our band, someone sounding a bit like barney would be ideal, but I'll give anyone a listen to. If your interested, click on the link below, write and record some lyrics for the tune "pumped" and get in touch.

Thanks

Somebody who can't sing, can't dance, can't write-- or remember-- lyrics, can't play guitar, can't be arsed to work...

Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Actually, I think Barney's quite under-rated as a singer, but he's so off-key in this performance that it momentarily caused me to re-evaluate my opinion...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Actually, I think Barney's quite under-rated as a singer, but he's so off-key in this performance that it momentarily caused me to re-evaluate my opinion...

Barney is fucked up on something here, i wonder what

keep on searching....

mike powell wrote:

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

er dont you mean you wouldnt mind BONKING bernard

I believe she meant "bedding" Bernard but got too much vaginal lady-juice on the keyboard. Slippery fingers sink ships.

But in all honesty, all you have to do is cut off a small shoot of Barney, wrap it in a wet cloth, and transplant it to a fresh cup of low-nitrogen potting soil. Water often, sprinkle with a little Miracle Grow for good measure, and wait for your budding Barney to take root. It'll grow fine on its own. No sexual reproduction necessary.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

mike powell wrote:

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

er dont you mean you wouldnt mind BONKING bernard

I believe she meant "bedding" Bernard but got too much vaginal lady-juice on the keyboard. Slippery fingers sink ships.

But in all honesty, all you have to do is cut off a small shoot of Barney, wrap it in a wet cloth, and transplant it to a fresh cup of low-nitrogen potting soil. Water often, sprinkle with a little Miracle Grow for good measure, and wait for your budding Barney to take root. It'll grow fine on its own. No sexual reproduction necessary.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Jed Stephens wrote:

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

I'm trying to get a band going, not a dating agency!

I'll let you know if I get any lookalikes.

Thanks Jed.

And to nip this in the bud and clarify for all...

No I would not like to 'bonk' Bernard

I've never bonked anyone in my life... and don't plan to start now

Now fucking...that's a whole different matter

And as for a budding Bernard... Well something could blossom
:groan:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

mike powell wrote:

Minx wrote: Ohhh if you get any lookalikes apply send them my way.... I wouldn't mind a budding Bernard

er dont you mean you wouldnt mind BONKING bernard

I believe she meant "bedding" Bernard but got too much vaginal lady-juice on the keyboard. Slippery fingers sink ships.

But in all honesty, all you have to do is cut off a small shoot of Barney, wrap it in a wet cloth, and transplant it to a fresh cup of low-nitrogen potting soil. Water often, sprinkle with a little Miracle Grow for good measure, and wait for your budding Barney to take root. It'll grow fine on its own. No sexual reproduction necessary.

Minx wrote:

And to nip this in the bud and clarify for all...

No I would not like to 'bonk' Bernard

I've never bonked anyone in my life... and don't plan to start now

I think he'd probably object when you get the strap on out!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: What makes you so sure he's all hopped up on Mountain Dew or something???

I guess some people here wouldn't mind if he came at them like a spider monkey!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

But in all honesty, all you have to do is cut off a small shoot of Barney, wrap it in a wet cloth, and transplant it to a fresh cup of low-nitrogen potting soil. Water often, sprinkle with a little Miracle Grow for good measure, and wait for your budding Barney to take root. It'll grow fine on its own. No sexual reproduction necessary.

Hahah, now I have visions of cultivating a fade haircut on a Chia Pet Bernard.

Minx wrote:

And as for a budding Bernard... Well something could blossom
:groan:

LOL!

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: I'm looking for a singer for our band, someone sounding a bit like barney would be ideal, but I'll give anyone a listen to. If your interested, click on the link below, write and record some lyrics for the tune "pumped" and get in touch.

Thanks

Somebody who can't sing, can't dance, can't write-- or remember-- lyrics, can't play guitar, can't be arsed to work...

Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Is Barney such a bad guitarist? I keep reading comments about his guitar playing and I don't really get it. He seems to be a good guitar player although I don't know much about guitar playing. Please explain.

CUE Mrs DISCO/MINXIE catfight with participants wearing yachting pumps and lifejackets.

Or not wearing them...

Canuck21 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: I'm looking for a singer for our band, someone sounding a bit like barney would be ideal, but I'll give anyone a listen to. If your interested, click on the link below, write and record some lyrics for the tune "pumped" and get in touch.

Thanks

Somebody who can't sing, can't dance, can't write-- or remember-- lyrics, can't play guitar, can't be arsed to work...

Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Is Barney such a bad guitarist? I keep reading comments about his guitar playing and I don't really get it. He seems to be a good guitar player although I don't know much about guitar playing. Please explain.

Well, compared to me, Barney's quite proficient. Compared to other guitarists, he's passable.

As some wag said of Electronic, we were expecting the synths of New Order and the guitars of The Smiths; instead, we got the guitars of New Order, and the synths of The Smiths.