Caption Competition!

Your Clint Eastwood impression is shit.

If you yelp C'MON during LWTUA again I'll hang you

I cant beleive you remixed Technotronic (Rockin Over The Beat)

please let gillian take over lead vocals at least she won't do the 'whoo' shit.

No I won't turn me fookin bass down

I told you Jetstream was a load of fucking shite.

you look crap in that.

"That is a very good point Bernard... I agree totally my good friend... you know we are like a couple without the gay sex, that is what makes New Order such a kick ass punk band"

"there's a tank over there pointed right at your house"

"Take those sunglasses off you won't be able to read yer auto cue - twat"

believe me, there will be never made a movie about ian, twat!

i'm telling you Barney,we need to go and do a gig at Corby sometime.

"... I'm not sayin' it were fookin' you Dicken, but Sarge said all 'e saw was soom fookin' cheeky twat in fookin' dayglo orange leggin' it wif me Doves ..."

:\pimp3:

I LOVE THESE!!!

Hooky: "Look, shithead, I told you before.. its "room without a view! not "view without a room, you senile git!!!"

Barney: "But its.."

Hooky: "NO!! Shut it right there, girly boy! You're goin' senile... or all that pernod shite!"

Steve: (thinks to self) "I'm staying out of this one..."

I'm really bad at these. LOL

"Look Sumner, you've done this before, remember? That photo shoot we had on the road bridge at Hulme. This one smells even worse, it's not big and it's not clever. Every time a cameraman rolls up you drop yer guts. Any more of it and I shall take Revenge and play elsewhere."

Pull my finger.

"i'll wear long denim shorts anytime i want"

"I've told you before - ask when you want to borrow Gillians pudding basin! - and you might want to think about taking your glasses off before you start cutting!"

I've told you a hundred times,its YOUR job to make sure the van has got enough fuel to get to the gig.

Hey look Bernard, those two 'enigmatic' types from Macclesfield are standing behind us again

"You just TRY growing a beautiful beard like this, pube face!"

YOU...LOOKIN AT ME!!!!!...I SAID...ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME!!!!! :\pissedoff: :angry2:

"i'm telling you,365 consecutive dj dates can be done"

"Fuck you Sinbad! We are playing Age of Consent.End Of!"

"I kept saying 'We should spot Corbijn the extra cash'. But noooo... you had to stop at the track. Now look who's name ended up on the credits!!"

ally wrote:

Best one wins £40 from BIGINOIL.

Look into the eyes the eyes the eyes...:clicksfingers: Yer under..

Barney

"Look, I'm telling you three... just smell it. It's just like tuna!"

"No, it's your fault we're touring. When Rob asks you if you want another fookin' yacht, you say NO. Next time, you let Gillian do the talking. She's not daft as a brush."

... pause...

"No offense, Steve."

melly wrote: "No, it's your fault we're touring. When Rob asks you if you want another fookin' yacht, you say NO. Next time, you let Gillian do the talking. She's not daft as a brush."

... pause...

"No offense, Steve."

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!