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30 Apr 2002, 20:38

Just for your info: the other NewOrderWeb site - scene of much controversial pitched battles in recent weeks with that unspeakable K**** J**** I** C***** specimen, has now been finally purged of its evil and saved from disappearing down the dumper of complete obsolescence....by your good man The Martian. After a long search trying to track down the former EzOP Moderator who neglected that forum since last October, thus effectively letting it cruise on autopilot all this time, I have finally reaped success in taking over as Moderator / EzOP on that forum. This duty was assigned me earlier this evening from whence I spent four and a half painstaking hours trawling all the threads and deleting all the offensive garbage posted by this sick individual - not to mention complete topics too - thus restoring some kind of normality to the proceedings.

And boy! Do the results speak for themselves! No sooner than my mission was accomplished, the regulars promptly started re-appearing again...thankful and grateful for myself - in conjunction with the former EzOP - having rid the board of their worst nightmare...

The good thing is - I can now also update the forum to let fans know of any news and releases, which will be a complete turn-around from the stagnation of the site's previous "news" section which hadn't had an update since 16th October 2001 !!!

As a result of this undertaking, the forum has thus been overhauled and rejuvenated and now gleams spotlessly like the freshness of a new spring clean wash in the radiant sun!! :nod:

Come and see us sometime! ;)

30 Apr 2002, 20:46

Yeehaw-Looking forward to some good clean fun!!

30 Apr 2002, 20:53

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er, congratulations. :D

perhaps i'll pop over sometime soon...

30 Apr 2002, 21:02

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen Yeehaw-Looking forward to some good clean fun!!

Kimberly!!! Are you trying to indulge me in some kind of wild goose chase or sumthin??!! First - you taunt me with a fleeting "appearance" in the "Off The Rails" forum, and before I have a chance to catch you you've crossed over to the "Wet Eddie" site and left your calling card there! And then before I get a chance to reply to you, whilst our friend Tommy is posting his bit, you disappear AGAIN, and next thing I know you're here on NOOnline!! Tut Tut!! :nonono: :lol: :lol:

Such flirtatious behaviour will NOT be tolerated, d'you hear???!!! :nono: :lol: :lol:

1 May 2002, 23:43

Wait a minute? WHY DO YOU NEED ANOTHER FORUM?

:nono:

I have no longer any confidence in you guys :D

2 May 2002, 01:31

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen> Yeehaw-Looking forward to some good clean fun!!

Kimberly!!! Are you trying to indulge me in some kind of wild goose chase or sumthin??!! First - you taunt me with a fleeting "appearance" in the "Off The Rails" forum, and before I have a chance to catch you you've crossed over to the "Wet Eddie" site and left your calling card there! And then before I get a chance to reply to you, whilst our friend Tommy is posting his bit, you disappear AGAIN, and next thing I know you're here on NOOnline!! Tut Tut!! :nonono: :lol: :lol:

Such flirtatious behaviour will NOT be tolerated, d'you hear???!!! :nono: :lol: :lol:

Yes such flirtatious behavior!;) ;) I like to give you a wild goose chase-spread my self all over-uhhhh, that doesn't sound too good does it? I am a message board slut I guess! I sent you a lovely e-mail or two! Make sure you check your box! :)

2 May 2002, 06:06

Mmmm...it's got that new forum smell after months of that "not so fresh" feeling.

Wow, with this new responsibility, you'll be a millionaire (like Spotnick) in no time, and you'll have the money for those V-drums and more! :drummer: :tank: :car:

2 May 2002, 06:20

I'll stick with this forum, who needs another when this is so good?

(was that ok nick? thanks for the tenner)

2 May 2002, 12:52

Originally posted by Major Tarantino I'll stick with this forum, who needs another when this is so good?(was that ok nick? thanks for the tenner)

You DO that buddy!

See if I care.... :finger:

I hope you choke on your Doves....

[folds his arms, unfolds them, and storms off in a huge ijceberg-sijzed strop]

2 May 2002, 12:56

Originally posted by Spotnick Wait a minute? WHY DO YOU NEED ANOTHER FORUM?I have no longer any confidence in you guys :D

I agree with you Nic... if its any consolation, i dont even look at other sites... Im totally faithful to New Order Online...:)

Liv :angel:

2 May 2002, 13:00

FWIW, Nic, your site has the best & most up-to-date info, and the forum's always entertaining. i spend *most* of my time here.

...but all of it's in the grand name of procrastination anyway, so... :D

2 May 2002, 13:01

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> I'll stick with this forum, who needs another when this is so good?> > (was that ok nick? thanks for the tenner)>

You DO that buddy!

See if I care.... :finger:

I hope you choke on your Doves....

[folds his arms, unfolds them, and storms off in a huge ijceberg-sijzed strop]

hrrm. Barney's left breast, choking on Doves...

:eek:

*whistles, and says not another word...*

*hides*

2 May 2002, 13:16

But what the f*&$ does any of this have to do with Kylie?

From dotmusic.com:

Thu 2 May 2002 17:53 KYLIE SPLITS WITH LOVER

Kylie Minogue's high-profile relationship with international model Hugh Sludden is over, dotmusic can report.

The pair have confirmed in an official statement that their two-and-a-half year relationship has ended, saying they "need time for ourselves".

The statement denies that any other factors have played a part in the break-up, banishing reports of Sludden's supposed affairs, a possible marriage or Kylie being pregnant.

Despite the statement insisting "they still love each other", Kylie commented: "I would quite simply not have made it through the past two years without the love and support that Shug and I share.

"This has been a very emotional decision to make, but we feel that it is appropriate at this time".

Meanwhile, Sludden said: "I feel we are both better people for knowing each other. Kylie has been a wonderful influence on my life.

"She will always be special to me, but we both need time for ourselves right now. And I have to take a piss".

Kylie is currently on a sold-out tour of the UK.

4 May 2002, 01:34

I'll have my share of 5$ to send by the mail :D

24 Aug 2002, 16:08

Originally posted by Gnu Odor But what the f*&$ does any of this have to do with Kylie?From dotmusic.com:Thu 2 May 2002 17:53KYLIE SPLITS WITH LOVERKylie Minogue's high-profile relationship with international model Hugh Sludden is over, dotmusic can report.The pair have confirmed in an official statement that their two-and-a-half year relationship has ended, saying they "need time for ourselves".The statement denies that any other factors have played a part in the break-up, banishing reports of Sludden's supposed affairs, a possible marriage or Kylie being pregnant.Despite the statement insisting "they still love each other", Kylie commented: "I would quite simply not have made it through the past two years without the love and support that Shug and I share."This has been a very emotional decision to make, but we feel that it is appropriate at this time".Meanwhile, Sludden said: "I feel we are both better people for knowing each other. Kylie has been a wonderful influence on my life."She will always be special to me, but we both need time for ourselves right now. And I have to take a piss".Kylie is currently on a sold-out tour of the UK.

:clap: :lol: How the fuck did I miss this? I have just used the search engine fer the first time - and this is what came up when I typed in Shug Sludden :lol: Nicos or Sebsibidy.....how do I access all the posts I have started or replied to? merci beacoup

24 Aug 2002, 19:25

too many pop-ups on that site - boo! and i'm far too dim to work out how to use it. wrote an abnormally long reply and it wouldn't post it. will stick to the NO for dummies site :D

24 Aug 2002, 20:52

Originally posted by ShugZV How the fuck did I miss this? I have just used the search engine fer the first time - and this is what came up when I typed in Shug Sludden Nicos or Sebsibidy.....how do I access all the posts I have started or replied to? merci beacoup

Well, you simply put your name and search on messages, not topic.. as far as I remember... you can search all topics you've started, as well as all your posts and sort them the way you want.

But your nickname OR real name as stated in your profile to find them. (So HUGH, not Shug)

I tought for one minute Martin came back!!

25 Aug 2002, 08:29

Scary thought having my nemesis back eh? :evil4: (I'm only kidding Marty:D )

Cheers fer the tip Nicos - I'll give it a go later

25 Aug 2002, 09:41

I should think Shugz's search results would be much the same as those you get just by clicking on the main forums :D

25 Aug 2002, 11:26

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
I should think Shugz's search results would be much the same as those you get just by clicking on the main forums :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2002, 13:52

:evil4:

I typed in Hugh Sludden - and I think 53 sections came up at the bottom of the page :lol:

Fuckin good idea having that search engine Nicos :nod: I put my results in reverse order, so I could read my first ever posts first! Some fuckin crackers in there - and it's interesting to see how long it takes people to reply to your comments, Busty Klumpy had a go on my very first started thread about everyone's favourite album track that wasn't a single :lol: Then after a while - got conversations going with Muffy, Marty, Jarvo, Seb Briggs etc... It's always interesting reading the early posts, because I was always on the back shift - I would be replying to threads right near the end, after the threads had always been disected thoroughly! Also good to see how many posters used to post thoroughly, and are no longer posting - bit of a shame - but great to be able to check up on how daft you've been:D Nicos - your Happy Halloween Thread is probably the funniest I've read so far......Myself & Marty getting the Community Standards warning by Sebsibidy.......oh happy days

27 Aug 2002, 05:01

Would anyone be kind enough to relay a translation of events to the uninformed. Like me.

What is 'the other site'? (is it ran by The Other Two?) Who is 'K**** J**** I** C*****'? (Krisp Juicy Inn Ceeper)? What went down (or up)? How fast (exactly) can a stunt kite glide?

:hat:

27 Aug 2002, 07:39

Originally posted by Huntsman Would anyone be kind enough to relay a translation of events to the uninformed. Like me.What is 'the other site'? (is it ran by The Other Two?)Who is 'K**** J**** I** C*****'? (Krisp Juicy Inn Ceeper)?What went down (or up)?How fast (exactly) can a stunt kite glide?

This refers to the 'official' site that was put together last year. Put together but not maintained. Last news item told us that Get Ready was being released in the States on October 16th & the last time I looked it was still there and that was well into 2002. Nice work.

KJIC is Karen James Ian Curtis (same poster, 2 accounts, at least). Were you around Huntsman when he/she/it was wreaking havoc on these pages?

KJIC seemed determined to start as many confrontations & arguments as humanly possible and generally spread shite wherever he/she/it went. After being booted off NOOL, KJIC migrated to the 'official' site message board with the same game plan. As the 'official' message board had been neglected in the same way as the rest of the site there was no moderator to control KJICs rantings until Marty came riding in on his white stallion to skewer our hated foe & restore sanity.

However, you aint missed nothing. The 'official' site was a poor immitation of this with far less traffic & nothing like the community feel that this place has. Marty was about the only one whoever wrote anything worth reading. Seems he has his 'fingers' in a number of pies ;).

27 Aug 2002, 08:15

Aaahh ... I see.

Many thanks!

I didn't realise the 'official' NO site even had a forum!? - sounds like a lot of unnecessary hot air. How did Sir Martin of Fradley rid the land of this, seemingly aged and toothless dragon? ...

:hat:

27 Aug 2002, 08:40

That was (or is) the "official" U.S. site. And don't forget Jerry Murphy.

27 Aug 2002, 08:50

Good day sir. Long time, no post.

Doesn't that presuppose there's an official English NO site? - if so, is this hidden? And who's Jerry Murphy? - isn't he the man who claims he can show us all the money?

Having just visited this newordergetready site can anyone explain how to control it. Are there any instructions to download? - I managed to make the 60mph video play backwards! - that was easy. I noticed it initiates a clock to state how long your visit was - are the results stored somewhere for NO to obtain and see approximate timings - i.e. how long it usually takes before the complication reaches boiling point and people log-off like scalded cats.

:hat:

27 Aug 2002, 08:56

Hiyo, Huntsy!

Newordergetready is the UK site. Neworderweb is the one with the forum.

Jerry Murphy was the student from Tampa going to a religious college.

27 Aug 2002, 09:03

... I'll get there it in the end. neworderweb - right, I'm with you. I recollect straying into this arena once before. Either way I'm pleased the rubbish was cleared out. Well done to Marty, however he managed it. (Saucery?).

So newordergetready hasn't a forum? - that would explain why I couldn't find one, but not why 60mph played backwards ... maybe somebody left the gear in reverse by accident. Strange mouse position thing going on as well, it's like the navigation is tied to a coiled spring. Looks great though.

I'm non the wiser with this Jerry character ... student from Tampa going to a religious school? - is it out on DVD yet?

Incidentally, was the offending person 'Karen James' a female or male pretending to be a female? - does anyone know?

:hat:

27 Aug 2002, 09:08

Jerry Murphy was another disguise of K.J.I.C. He (or she) had many of us fooled for a while. My memory of the details has faded somewhat.

Newordergetready is without question the most irritating site I ever had the misfortune to get stuck in.

By the way, H, I notice you're editing your posts again!

27 Aug 2002, 09:11

Actually, I think I saw you down one of the tunnels.

I'm not aware of this person - he or she of the many facades ... I would suspect another escapade would be on the cards in the future by the sounds of it. Perhaps when he or she has thought of another name, or religious cult. Or both.

:hat: