The Lord of the Cheeses? ... it does achieve where many have failed, it does invoke at least some of the books original feeling. Personally, I was hoping for an even darker edge, a more realistic interpretation (I am getting picky) - quite why the hobbits resided in Tellytubby land is a mystery and I'm certain Tolkien will have been squirming in his gravy boat. The troll was entertaining and the bowel rock was distinctly menacing, I especially enjoyed the surrounding of the main characters towards the end ... how did they escape?
More rain, more evil, perhaps more horrific scenes would have made the film into a masterpiece - without this, it will remain in my 'pretty good' selection.
I was very surprised at just how small some of the actors were that played the little weasel people - I bet most of them went on strict diets. Perhaps the most astonishing factor is that one of Peter 'the beard' Jacksons' other films is 'Brain Damage' - as far removed from Cheese as you'd ever wish to distance yourself.

Will The Two Towers feature the guy out of the Matrix again? ... I'm certain that wasn't in the original book.