I think you are a pig, you should be in a zoo.... — Forum Archive

1 May 2002, 05:11

Dunno if this has been done before but anyway....

What animal would you compare each band member to??

Barney - Falcon Hooky - grizzly bear Steve - Hippo Gillian - Ostrich

:lol:

1 May 2002, 05:38

Barney's a chimp Hooky's a bear Steve's a gazelle Gillian's a moose :laugh:

1 May 2002, 08:23

Barney - Monkey (nowt wrong with that)

Hooky - Boar (Bit wild, bit hairy, grunts)

Steve - Giraffe (skinny, docile, bit geeky looking)

Gillian - Giant Panda (facing extinction)

1 May 2002, 08:27

1 May 2002, 09:59

Yes.... it has been done before -I.D.- so many thanks for ripping off The Martian's idea!!!! :nono:

"Animal Farm - Starring New Order" was the title of the thread about five months ago!! :D

1 May 2002, 10:22

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Yes.... it has been done before -I.D.- so many thanks for ripping off The Martian's idea!!!!

"Animal Farm - Starring New Order" was the title of the thread about five months ago!! :D

5 months ago mate!! thats ermm.. sooooooo 2001 ;)

anyway i like my topic title better, it hasnt got erm *dubious* connitations :lol:

1 May 2002, 11:05

Morris - Meerkat Sumner - Chimp (baby variety only) Hooky - Lion (Wizard of Oz version) Gilbert - Dodo Cunningham - Cuckoo

Didn't the NME once lead an article on them with a description of each of their personas - "A W, an X, a Y and a Z" - and Hooky was a Viking, Gillian was a Lampshade, can't remember about the other two.

1 May 2002, 11:10

Originally posted by -I:D- > Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!!> Yes.... it has been done before -I.D.- so many thanks for ripping off The Martian's idea!!!!

"Animal Farm - Starring New Order" was the title of the thread about five months ago!! :D

5 months ago mate!! thats ermm.. sooooooo 2001 ;)

anyway i like my topic title better, it hasnt got erm *dubious* connitations :lol:

Oakey Doakey - if that's the case, let this be the 2002 Quincy Jones remix then! ;)

Here's my nominations from the house of Ijcelajnd:

Bernard Manning - JACKDAW (have you ever seen Jackdaws dance? They lift one leg up - just like Barney!!) Hooky Peters - RAVEN (with beard and grunting croaking voice) Stephen Morrissey - MAGPIE (chakka chakka chakka chakk!!) Phil Cunnilingus - GOLDCREST (tweet tweet chirrup chirrup) Gillian Giblet - UNHATCHED QUAIL EGG

Sorry - I'm on a Bill Oddie trip today. :D

David Attenborough didn't want his name to be dragged into this - oops - already did it! :eek:

1 May 2002, 19:01

Barney - Seal Hooky - Grizzly Bear Stephen - Monkey Gillian - Flamingo !!

1 May 2002, 19:13

Barney - chimp Hooky - Gorilla Steve - Llama :lol: Gillian - Horse

Ian - Sloth :eek3:

1 May 2002, 21:17

Ian - Sloth :eek3:

But Ian moved way too fast for a sloth, plus sloths lay around in the sun to soak up heat; Ian wouldn't do that! Otherwise I'm afraid to think of how Ian might be like a sloth. :eek:

2 May 2002, 01:42

This is such a weird ?!

Barney-Lemur-(Cuz they are the cutest creatures in the world, and even though Barney is older than me, I still think he is hot, and he is not fat!!!!) Hooky-polar bear(looks cuddly, but probably isn't the cuddling type) Gillian-Koala Bear(cuz she is a doll) Morris(Meerkat-no reason, he would just be a meerkat)

Ian-Zebra(he was so on and off with his emotions-black and white, no inbetween I guess)

2 May 2002, 02:35

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen This is such a weird ?!Barney-Lemur-(Cuz they are the cutest creatures in the world, and even though Barney is older than me, I still think he is hot, and he is not fat!!!!)Hooky-polar bear(looks cuddly, but probably isn't the cuddling type)Gillian-Koala Bear(cuz she is a doll)Morris(Meerkat-no reason, he would just be a meerkat)Ian-Zebra(he was so on and off with his emotions-black and white, no inbetween I guess)

you're the first person who says barney is not fat. but in a way,i agree cuz there's a lot of guys who are much fatter than barney at his age...much uglier too. totally agree about hooky, he's kinda gruff but fatherly like!

2 May 2002, 04:17

Ian - Fly, surely?

Gretton - Polar Bear Erasmus - Rhesus Monkey (Paul Ince forehead) Wilson - Peacock

2 May 2002, 04:45

Shouldn`t the pig be on the farm, and not in the zoo?

"Every second counts, when I am with you, I think you are a pig, you should be on the farm."

It looks good and sounds great.

2 May 2002, 04:52

Shouldn`t the pig be on the farm, and not in the zoo?

"Every second counts, when I am with you, I think you are a pig, you should be on the farm."

It looks good and sounds great.

2 May 2002, 05:15

Originally posted by El Jarvo Ian - fly, surely?Gretton - Polar BearErasmus - Rhesus Monkey (Paul Ince forehead)Wilson - Peacock

Can't argue with any of those - spot on ! :)

2 May 2002, 05:24

Originally posted by El Jarvo Ian - fly, surely?Gretton - Polar BearErasmus - Rhesus Monkey (Paul Ince forehead)Wilson - Peacock

Wilson - a Peacock!!! hahah love it :) reminds me of that scene when he chats up his future wifey in 24hr pp :)

2 May 2002, 05:44

Meanwhile, in the Marvel Universe:

Barney = Johnny Storm Gillian = Susan Richards Stephen = Reed Richards Hooky = Benjamin Grimm

If you think about it, it's almost prophetic on the part of Mr. Stan Lee.

2 May 2002, 07:20

Originally posted by Alyssa Ian - Sloth

But Ian moved way too fast for a sloth, plus sloths lay around in the sun to soak up heat; Ian wouldn't do that! Otherwise I'm afraid to think of how Ian might be like a sloth.

When was the last time he moved a muscle? I rest my case.

2 May 2002, 08:38

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Alyssa> > Ian - Sloth >

But Ian moved way too fast for a sloth, plus sloths lay around in the sun to soak up heat; Ian wouldn't do that! Otherwise I'm afraid to think of how Ian might be like a sloth.

When was the last time he moved a muscle? I rest my case.

As he rests in his....

r.i.p

2 May 2002, 09:54

Poor taste I: D and Major :nonono:

2 May 2002, 11:06

I agree with the Cheeky one here...

both you guys get two minutes, for unsportsmanlike conduct...

and a game misconduct just for the hell of it...

sorry for the hockey references...but the second season is in full swing...

GO HABS!!!!!

2 May 2002, 11:12

it wasnt meant to offend

sorry guys...

:beer:

2 May 2002, 11:25

Well, I've heard that Barney likes to play with the bunnies. Call it yet another rumour run awry. Must wub Photoshop, yesh. ;)

2 May 2002, 11:39

Originally posted by -I:D- it wasnt meant to offend

Didn't offend me!

As Hooky said in NewOrderStory - Ian's the laziest bloke in New Order; hasn't done anything for ages!

Boom boom.

2 May 2002, 11:46

Guess I'm just touchy

2 May 2002, 11:53

and of course...I'm sure we'll all have forgotten about this by the time Finsbury rolls around...

beers and buffalo wings for all of my warrior friends!!!!!!

2 May 2002, 12:09

Finsbury indeed!!

6 weeks this Sunday!! (not that im counting or anything!!) :D

me jobs a bit turbulant at the moment so I may have to give Paris a miss... :(

2 May 2002, 12:58

Sorry if i offended anyone, but the guy has been dead for quite a long time and the band seem quite jokey about it; just look at hooky on new order story.