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Crystal - Alternate Lyrics?

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I found these at www.bernardsumner.com I don't know if the guy just misheard them, or if these are actually original lyrics.

i don't care what they say they don't know anyway they walk round in a rage on the paths they have made. here comes love here comes money both can bind just like honey i'm not afraid anymore they rocked me to my core they rocked me to my core

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Fookin-uh bag o'shite. Yarbles.

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The same site also refers to worldinmotion.net as "The best unofficial NewOrder site on the web," which is clearly in error.

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if they're gonna pay good money for the bernard sumner domain, at least give us a decent site! someone else could have done something more useful with bernardsumner.com.

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This Bernard Sumner fan is not serious. Only Corvin Dalek's Silicon Sex mix of Crystal has additional lyrics:

The closer that I get to you The more you run away from me Just tell me what I've got to do You don't have to be afraid of me I want your love I need your love I want have things that I just had Whenever you're here with me That's where I wanna to be

Unfortunately this remix is not widely available at Audiogalaxy. :(

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Well, I wrote some alternative lyrics, I was hoping Barney might consider them for maybe a "Crystal 2002 redux"

We're like crystal we pee easy it's my bowel it won't leave me I am standing now I'm falling on the floor call the doctor

I don't know what to say Medicare, it won't pay I'm a man of old age with a stomach full of rage Here comes lunch Bread and honey to the toliet I must Hurry I must hurry....

Huh, whadda you think?

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Well, I wrote some alternative lyrics, I was hoping Barney might consider them for maybe a "Crystal 2002 redux"We're like crystalwe pee easyit's my bowelit won't leave meI am standingnow I'm fallingon the floorcall the doctorI don't know what to sayMedicare, it won't payI'm a man of old agewith a stomach full of rageHere comes lunchBread and honeyto the tolietI must HurryI must hurry....Huh, whadda you think?

:lol:

Very funny !

"Keep em comin, keep em comin..."

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Well, I wrote some alternative lyrics, I was hoping Barney might consider them for maybe a "Crystal 2002 redux"We're like crystalwe pee easyit's my bowelit won't leave meI am standingnow I'm fallingon the floorcall the doctorI don't know what to sayMedicare, it won't payI'm a man of old agewith a stomach full of rageHere comes lunchBread and honeyto the tolietI must HurryI must hurry....Huh, whadda you think?

It'd probably be a better fit lyrically in about 20 years, when incontinence may be a problem.

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Tabsy - the start woulda been better with the following mate;)

We're like OAP's, we pee easy with our incontinence pants tied to our bellies

Must try harder dude:spit:

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