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Haha, yeah there's loads...
"How does it feel when your cock grows stiff/bollocks grow large".
As oldmonkey said though the original Face Up takes some beating "I prefer fur hats to hairy twats".....And of course who can forget I've Got a Cock Like The M1!
fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: There's hardly a gig between 83 and 87 where he didn't swear in at least one song, or between songs. Also quite a few select outbursts between 1980-82. Hardly big news, but there you go. Think we did have a thread about this before, including the full transcript of the Face Up debut, possibly the biggest outbreak of pottymouth yet known.
Okay, that's it. I wanna see that, Tim! ASAP even!!
OK check out these and while you are there the rest of the site. I really like the gigography there.
[got spirit, lost feeling ~ 'sunshine'] wrote:
fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: There's hardly a gig between 83 and 87 where he didn't swear in at least one song, or between songs. Also quite a few select outbursts between 1980-82. Hardly big news, but there you go. Think we did have a thread about this before, including the full transcript of the Face Up debut, possibly the biggest outbreak of pottymouth yet known.
I'll see if I can find it out. It's a classic. And if you promise to be really good, I will stick the MP3 up as well 
Here you go duck ;)
Face Up - Bradford Caesar's Palace 19/3/84
There's me and you, just we two just the two of us , Alone on our own it's always been the same I've known you since you were sixteen Between your legs I've always been
I prefer fur hats to hairy twats But your hairy twat is like a fur twat
Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you
Being like we used to be Alone on our own just the two us Now you left me all alone To survive on my very own
Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Leaving me all on my own Just the one of me Just be me for the rest of my life
We've done all this for a few times now I like shagging you but I also think You are a fucking fat cow You've got spots
I go to someone else I know But even though I love you I can't leave you alone like I know I should You've got a brain like a piece of wood
And oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Loving you like I used to do We were always meant for each other Someone who was like my brother
Oh you're gone such a long time now
It's been such a long time now It's been such a long time now
For two long years I've seen your face It's caused me very much disgrace You look like the Elephant Man That's just talking so I can
Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Seeing you like I used to do I never knew it would come to this It all started from the perfect kiss! The perfect kiss! The perfect kiss!
Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you, ooh
Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Seeing you...
W-o-o-o-w! Yeah, 'Face Up' sure got a good get-up with the lyrics for its debut! 
Can't wait to hear it, Tim. Thank 'ee Sir!
This has just dawned on me for the first time. And may I be chuffed to podge for not noticing it earlier!
J-Bob wrote:
NO Regret wrote:
Or Blue Monday from PFD with Barneys rant at the lighting crew. I forget the exact term but its got the "C" word in it. Perhaps someone else can enlighten you?
During the little break in between the verses, just before the explosion sounds, Bernard yells out at one of the lighting crew to:
"Turn that light off you c*nt"
He was being blinded by the lights,
OMFG. I swear, the shit you notice when you've only been awake for 23 hours straight.
A few months back I downloaded the Warren Lapham mix of BM, and at a particular point [3:31 into the song] he said something sorta odd. I wasn't sure what he was saying at first, something about a light.
It turns out it's the very line you posted.
I can now safely say I know exactly how it feels/to treat me like a--
--wait, WTF AM I THINKING!? 
It's amazing the stuff Novello Award winners can come up with when pissed! Tolstoy and shopping lists springs to mind......
fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: It's amazing the stuff Novello Award winners can come up with when pissed! Tolstoy and shopping lists springs to mind......
correct me if i'm wrong... but i'm almost sure that bernard said exactly the same thing (oh its the f...ing last time) when singing temptation in the buenos aires' gig last year...
has anyone also been there to check that??
david ball wrote: the village
our love is like.. earth rhyming with afterbirth. can't remember which concert
Kilkenny 83 and I think also one of the 82 shows.
The Him wrote: correct me if i'm wrong... but i'm almost sure that bernard said exactly the same thing (oh its the f...ing last time) when singing temptation in the buenos aires' gig last year...
has anyone also been there to check that??
He's done this maybe 150 times over the last 25 years, it's not exactly uncommon.
It's one of the things which made them unpredictable in the past. You never knew if Barney especially was going to go into one in the direction of the crew, the audience or occasionally someone he just fancied having a pop at.
The Kilkenny gig is a belter. At one point he asks for requests and several people manage to find unison to shout "Everything's Gone Green" so they play it right there and then! The Curtis thing is quite unexpected too.
Never forget that Hooky can dish it out too: listening to the Liverpool Big Day Out gig from a while back and he's giving loads to one of the stewards for pushing the crowd around. Whilst I think both of them are handy verbally, I definitely fear Hooky more - the bloke looks like he means it and he swings a mean bass! I mean would you tangle with him?!
Ps Moot point maybe but I wonder if Gillian ever disliked Barney's use of the C word especially. I dare say she got used to it but women aren't generally keen for that word to be used publically.
I remember some very old-fashioned looks being exchanged when Barney elaborated on the nature of refreshments that would be enjoyed during the break before the encore at MEN 98.
I was pumped full of Lemsip 
