Hooky's 'Statement' - Not good news for those holding out for reconciliation
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[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote:
Andrès wrote:
Even though I'm 20% Italian, no I'm not in the mafia, Andres!
20% italian.....?
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote: Capicse?
isn't it capisce?
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote: no one probably would give half a damn.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! 
I have other matters to worry about.
Quite right, we'll let you get back to restocking the milkshake machine.
Actually, there's a point, why is the milkshake machine at McDonalds always broken on the days when you actually want one?
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote:
Andrès wrote:
Even though I'm 20% Italian, no I'm not in the mafia, Andres!
20% italian.....?
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote: Capicse?
isn't it capisce?
Errrrm she's a yank, they have no history of their own so keep whining about being 6% this 4% that and 7% the other.
And 99% of them think they are Irish.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote:
Andrès wrote:
Even though I'm 20% Italian, no I'm not in the mafia, Andres!
20% italian.....?
Yes, she claims she is.
Her surname is Villalobos, so she's Latina and she thinks that gives her an automatic 10% Italian blood. Plus, her father is 6.9% Italian, and her mother has no Italian blood, but loves spaghetti and pizza hut, so thats added bonus. And... she got some blood donation from a pure Italian guy, so that adds up to 20%!
Indeed!
I thought it was capiche?
Robert the Bruce lived in the 1200's. How many Scots has one met claiming they are direct descendents of him or Robbie Burns, and how many could prove it, with a 800 y/o family tree?
And besides, who gives a fuck?
I would not be suprised to hear another New Order album coming out in a coule years minus Hook. You just can't speculate with New Order, they are pretty unpredictable.
If Barney and Stephen want to make another New Order album I bet they do. Maybe they'll bring Gillian back. You never know.
[black]19.21.14.19.8.9.14.5.S.T.O.[/black] wrote:
...and anyway, il papa started it by opening his mouth.
All I said was no one reads fucking blogs. And no one on this site actually does. Fact.
Has anyone besides yourself actually touched the NOOL blogs in the last two years? No, I thought not. And would Jack read your blog to see your clarification about calling his sainted dad a twat? No, not when it's apparently full of a) self-loathing goth teenspeak, b) rampant internet nerdery, and c) fantasy fan fiction.
Try to stay on track next time.
and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems. 
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders. 
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
LOL she went and deleted all the threads re: her nationality make-up.
As for nutters... I personally prefer 14K. She's ace.
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
hmmmm...that is true. i suppose we can keep the surreal ones.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
hmmmm...that is true. i suppose we can keep the surreal ones.
You're mistaking this website for a forum about NO....thought it was a dating website for young girls to meet older gentlemen?
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
'A new Cozzie'!? The fuck!?
:finger:
That was an absofuckin'lute insult, Tim, and YOU KNOW IT.
Sub-Cultured wrote:
Her surname is Villalobos, so she's Latina and she thinks that gives her an automatic 10% Italian blood. Plus, her father is 6.9% Italian, and her mother has no Italian blood, but loves spaghetti and pizza hut, so thats added bonus. And... she got some blood donation from a pure Italian guy, so that adds up to 20%!
Villalobos is a latin lastname 
Andrès wrote:
Sub-Cultured wrote:
Her surname is Villalobos, so she's Latina and she thinks that gives her an automatic 10% Italian blood. Plus, her father is 6.9% Italian, and her mother has no Italian blood, but loves spaghetti and pizza hut, so thats added bonus. And... she got some blood donation from a pure Italian guy, so that adds up to 20%!
Villalobos is a latin lastname
I almost broke out into a chorus of 'La Bamba'
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
Whatever happened to Cozzie?
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
No, we would not...she's actually in her mid 20s....
It's the lack of booze what makes her so eccentric...
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Andrès wrote:
Sub-Cultured wrote:
Her surname is Villalobos, so she's Latina and she thinks that gives her an automatic 10% Italian blood. Plus, her father is 6.9% Italian, and her mother has no Italian blood, but loves spaghetti and pizza hut, so thats added bonus. And... she got some blood donation from a pure Italian guy, so that adds up to 20%!
Villalobos is a latin lastname
I almost broke out into a chorus of 'La Bamba'
After reading the posts for the past 12 hours, I feel like singing and dancing to "Livin' La Vida Loca!"
Indeed!
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
hmmmm...that is true. i suppose we can keep the surreal ones.
You're mistaking this website for a forum about NO....thought it was a dating website for young girls to meet older gentlemen?
Not a bad idea!
We can have a new forum here. A forum dedicated to dating. For NOOLers who are looking for dates/possible partners for life. But we need a moderator.
The title of the new forum? ALL THE WAY!
Now who wants to be the moderator?
Indeed!
Sub-Cultured wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: and there was me thinking this thread was about the statement on MySpace. But no, we have a new Cozzie, it seems.
Frustrating, isn't it? This one even spams every single thread more than Cozzie. Can we finally institute a ban against teenage American girls joining NOOL? Would cancel out the worst offenders.
But if we did that, wouldn't we lose the wonderful other-worldly ramblings of the completely barmy Animadversion, who is probably the only poster whose contributions I actually look forward to these days?
hmmmm...that is true. i suppose we can keep the surreal ones.
You're mistaking this website for a forum about NO....thought it was a dating website for young girls to meet older gentlemen?
Not a bad idea!
We can have a new forum here. A forum dedicated to dating. For NOOLers who are looking for dates/possible partners for life. But we need a moderator.
The title of the new forum? ALL THE WAY!
Now who wants to be the moderator?
Indeed!
The immediate one that come to mind was already kicked off the board...trial period maybe???
the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...there are a few chicks under 35 here in nool 
Maybe we can invite to join to nool some Robbie Williams fans to participate in the new forum 
about the moderator, is not a big deal...too many people with a lot of time to spend here
Andrès wrote: the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...there are a few chicks under 35 here in nool
Maybe we can invite to join to nool some Robbie Williams fans to participate in the new forum
about the moderator, is not a big deal...too many people with a lot of time to spend here
I vote to call it "Age of Consent" Forum 
Andrès wrote: the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...
Another problem. Online "dating" has only ever been a problem here. VETO.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Andrès wrote: the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...
Another problem. Online "dating" has only ever been a problem here. VETO.
I veto yer veto!! NEXT!!!
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Andrès wrote: the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...
Another problem. Online "dating" has only ever been a problem here. VETO.
I veto yer veto!! NEXT!!!
And I'm vetoing YOUR veto. :p Andres and il papa have a point on this issue.
NEXT!!!
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Andrès wrote: the All the way forum idea is not bad, i see just one problem...
Another problem. Online "dating" has only ever been a problem here. VETO.
I veto yer veto!! NEXT!!!
also i veto that veto
NEXT
EdelBrock wrote: I vote to call it "Age of Consent" Forum
How about LOVE LESS: Where single/swinger NOOLers play, meet, and mate!
Hahaha!
Indeed!
