Footnote to the JESSIE / 2 0 already to POLAND,at least i own some POLISH NEW ORDER records! ROCKET NOT LOSING HIS RUCKSACK MICK......sliding down outside the KFC is much cooler..I DON'T THINK SO!
What the hell is going on here?
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Green eye ... its disturbing to think that people have paid 30 quid to see an Oasis gig only to discover Liam couldn't be arsed turning up. NO can play one gig. with no laughs, and another without. If Bernard ruined the same song time and time again it would become annoying. Fortunately they never seem to play the same song, in the same way, twice in a row. It is this saving grace that I don't mind him being daft. Because I know that the song he's just whistled all over will not be the song he whistles all over next time, and if it is, then its fairly unlikely.
Its encouraging to know you still enjoy their gigs even if they go bonkers sometimes. That's all I was concerned about.
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Originally posted by Huntsman Green eye ... its disturbing to think that people have paid 30 quid to see an Oasis gig only to discover Liam couldn't be arsed turning up. NO can play one gig. with no laughs, and another without. If Bernard ruined the same song time and time again it would become annoying. Fortunately they never seem to play the same song, in the same way, twice in a row. It is this saving grace that I don't mind him being daft. Because I know that the song he's just whistled all over will not be the song he whistles all over next time, and if it is, then its fairly unlikely.
I fully aggree with this thorough analysis. :D
Its encouraging to know you still enjoy their gigs even if they go bonkers sometimes. That's all I was concerned about.
I'm happy you're reasured about me. :D
In relation to what the hell is going on here.
The only way forward I can see is to shut the site down for 8 years and then re-form it with a series of comeback emails.
We can then all go ga-ga over old threads that were written 15 years ago and all be friends again.
There might even be a film in it.
Sound familiar?
Life imitating art... :D
Mickey ... that couldn't happen. Within 5 years our eyes will have grown to proposterous sizes, our mouths will be slits and we will all pilot various space ships to get to work ... and its all down to the machines man. By just thinking about it I could e-mail (called z5t 3 in the future) anyone I wished with just one click of my own eyelid ... which I wouldn't really need because there would be plastic ones available from the shops.
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Damn, I thought I'd found a solution to this impasse.
What if we brought all the original characters back as replicants and got Jude Law to play the lead.
Surely someone would be interested in the film version at least?
Originally posted by Mickey Way Damn, I thought I'd found a solution to this impasse.What if we brought all the original characters back as replicants and got Jude Law to play the lead.Surely someone would be interested in the film version at least?
how would it end?
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We'd all end up at the bottom of the sea underneath a mermaid like statue of Stephen Morris and blowing bubbles at each other.
ELegia would be playing in the background...
Originally posted by Grand Master B Brendan,"Be like old times again" would mean before this forum got littraly invaded by a group of 6-7 people, who incidentally are mostly Scots (is there a link there? mmuhahahaha), and whom have transformed this forum into their private club, writing personal stuff all the time, always writing in British (and Scottish) slang which even english-speaking Americans can't understand, filling the board with off-topic discussions daily, and discussing their last night at the pub.Now, if I were them, I'd find such a forum to be a VERY cool place. But for a lot of outsiders, it kills the interest. It killed it for me, it killed it for Nicolas, and it killed it for several people who used to be posting here quite frequently BEFORE.The last days outbursts was a very good occasion to put the "dots back on the i`s" (is that an english expression? whatever...).So to answer your question: no, they're not welcomed back, at least not under the current site administration. I just hope that we didn't wait too long to make this move in order for the "older users" to come back to the site they used to visit.Seb.
Apart from Maria who you've mentioned who else is likely to come back? Frode maybe? I agree largely with what Jarvo has said, I can't think of much that hasn't already been said whilst I was incapacitated. The way I see it this forum does have an international flavour but that was somewhat diffused when the forums split into seperate languages not the fault of anyone from Scotland (who incidentally you've been very inconsistent about about praising in one breath and slagging in another) If you had been in the 'Worlds End' you'd have been drinking along side people who had travelled from at least 3 continents to see New Order. This was mainly thanks to two of the exiled posters that everyone was there, who were the most instrumental in organising on-line gatherings. Of the posters who have been prominent and aren't so now Maria said she wasted too much time on, here went on holiday and it seems managed to kick the habit. Buster has given his reason's for not posting as often. If there was ever much of a presence from other non English speaking nations it's hardly surprising they never last if they are struggling with the language. As for slang postings and the like surely this is also adding to the flavour and if anyone dropping by is smart enough to dig 'the order' then it follows they should be able to get with Brit culture? I have read back to the start and as I recall it was like 1-2 messages a day. The vibrancy that has led to the sites popularity arrived roughly at the time of Get Ready and the subsequent 'Brit invasion' and now it seems you resent us being here.
Originally posted by Grand Master B Brendan,"Be like old times again" would mean before this forum got littraly invaded by a group of 6-7 people, who incidentally are mostly Scots (is there a link there? mmuhahahaha), and whom have transformed this forum into their private club, writing personal stuff all the time, always writing in British (and Scottish) slang which even english-speaking Americans can't understand, filling the board with off-topic discussions daily, and discussing their last night at the pub.Now, if I were them, I'd find such a forum to be a VERY cool place. But for a lot of outsiders, it kills the interest. It killed it for me, it killed it for Nicolas, and it killed it for several people who used to be posting here quite frequently BEFORE.The last days outbursts was a very good occasion to put the "dots back on the i`s" (is that an english expression? whatever...).So to answer your question: no, they're not welcomed back, at least not under the current site administration. I just hope that we didn't wait too long to make this move in order for the "older users" to come back to the site they used to visit.Seb.
but Sebs...isn't that the point of an open forum? the full exchange of ideas and stories??? I was, unfortunately, out of touch for the better part of two days, and missed the specifics...even though I sometimes have no idea what some of the fine folks on here were talking about, I usually enjoyed the stories and (sometimes) inane banter...
all I'm trying to get at is, that while it might be frustrating, we have to take the good with the bad, and as long as we can avoid direct and personal attacks, why can't we put up with the sometimes personal dialogues between fellow fans...
I do rather cherish most of the people on this board, and the face to face meeting with several of them last weekend just made it that much more personal to me...and now to see that several of them are gone, well, that rather saddens this wee citizen of the USA...
well, I guess I have rambled on enough...
good day to all!!!!
Originally posted by Oh, I've got green eyes > Originally posted by Hubert Mickle> Yeah...it's really upsetting to see people destroying the thing they love most.....
Well, it's a very mancunian attitude, isn't it? Just look at New Order playing live: they destroy their (& JD's) songs, which sounds so good on CD. They could be a fantastic live band, but Barney fucks up everything with his stupid way of dancing, whistling and whooping.
personally, i think that they are better live than recorded - especially the jd stuff. and the way berney dances is fun - you should try it.
Originally posted by Huntsman I can categorically state that I am not Rocket Ship - I couldn't be bothered switching between lower and upper case, it would play havoc with my finely manicured fingernails. Unless he is a fly I don't think we have ever appeared in the same room together. The flys gone now so that could have been him.Green Eye - I used to think Ian Curtis' singing was awful, then I appreciated it for what it was (which I haven't quite worked out yet). Similarly, Bernard has a quite bizarre voice, the oft quoted 'little boy lost' really shouldn't swing his larynx around so many of the more rockier New Order songs should he? ... What I'm trying to say this that I feel sorry that Bernard's manic whistling and quirky dance moves spoil the gigs for you. They are a contradiction, and always have been. The are rock, but not, they are pop, but wait, no they are punk.Whistling dixie during their single most deep and moving song comes as no surprise to me. The only non-surprising element is that Bernard doesn't stick the mic. to his backside and blow a beauty as an encore.
(watch this space)
i agree with you about ian curtis. a terribly maudlin drone.
Hello FLO how is ANDY CAPP? :).Nice to hear that you like BARNEY'S dancing! ROCKET 3 STEPS TO HEAVEN MICK
Originally posted by ROCKET MICK Hello FLO how is ANDY CAPP? :).Nice to hear that you like BARNEY'S dancing!ROCKET 3 STEPS TO HEAVEN MICK
only do capitals when marking the work of young people. But if it pleases you I'll change my ways. Will have to change my "do as I say etc" attitude.
ps the Bernard Barney thing confuses me. Though a new fan (since 1987) I always think I'm getting it wrong. Someone help me. And how's Chorley. Used to live near there. Nice cakes.
Is that better Mr Mick?
No but never mind...CHORLEY is still awful,CHORLEY CAKES are made in LEYLAND.Barney changes his name more than i do! ROCKET MICK
Originally posted by ROCKET MICK No but never mind...CHORLEY is still awful,CHORLEY CAKES are made in LEYLAND.Barney changes his name more than i do!ROCKET MICK[/quote
don't be tempted to move to the south - before you know it you'll be taking barfs and drinking out of glarses
Originally posted by Grand Master B So to answer your question: no, they're not welcomed back, at least not under the current site administration. I just hope that we didn't wait too long to make this move in order for the "older users" to come back to the site they used to visit.Seb.
Are you there Spotnick?
Without wishing to drag up a veritable hornets nest again it would be interesting to know what your take is on this comment by Seb.
Presumably you have a say as well in who gets 'banned' or not.
You seem to have been very quiet on the subject thus far.
Originally posted by Brendan Sun I see your point Seb. I guess Im still relatively new to the site so I never experienced the 'before' side of things. To be honest, none of the off topic threads bugged me and I was happy with how things were going, but if it was annoying everyone else then I guess something had to be done.
Well, like I said, for 50% of the people (and probably 70% of those who were every day posters on this board until a few days ago), I am totally wrong on this. But from my point of view, I think I am right and the first reason for that was that the forum on my own website didn't even interest me anymore. I found myself only skipping messages and not even reading at some point, and Nicolas told me it was the same for him.
And I remember our good old friend April telling the same a few weeks/months back, and it's just obvious that several "non-Brit" posters got scared away because some of them were pretty active posters here before.
This is one of the reasons why we created message boards in other languages. But it happened that only the french board really worked, the german one worked for 2-3 weeks really, and that's it.
In an ideal world, I am looking for some sort of equilibrium. But that's very hard to reach.
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Originally posted by El Jarveaux I think it's simply a case of 'Frankenstein's Monster'. Whether Nic or Seb like it they have genuinely created a niche in New Order circles, a group of people who happily term themselves newOrderOnliners, and now know one another personally solely cos of a bit of ASP Nic slapped up on the net a year or so back. That's something that GodKnowsHowManyYears of alt.music.new-order or the Ceremony mailing list have spectacularly failed to equal. Even World In Motion, though populated by some of the same faces, has failed to achieve such a high profile. I take me AJ Baseball Cap off to Nic and Seb for that one alone. Good Work Fellas. Long may this site continue.
However, it is sad to see the passing of Muffy, Liv, Grahame and Timbo (Is Sid still here? Seems to be) as I've shared some good times in person with each of them and know them all to be of Good Character and to only have the Order truly at heart. The next NewOrderOnline meet up (I'll still term it a 'NewOrderOnline' meet up) in Mancland should be an absolute cracker, and I for one can't wait.
We can go Round & Round like this in circles for weeks but hopefully Time will cure a few ills.
The Forum Is Dead. Long Live The Forum!
[Subnote: I sincerely hope all the Americans can understand my Ingerlish. I try very hard please thank you ;) ]
You know Al, I think you may be right -- I thought of the same thing yesterday so it's interesting that you came up with the same idea of this "Frankenstein monster" we've created. Maybe, after all, this forum is only a reflection of what the true New Order fanbase is in the end. Very Anglo-centered as you say. And maybe it should just live up this way.
On a more personal note, I'd just like to underscore the fact that it's difficult for me to be in a situation of conflict with people you hang around with so often while I only have respect and consideration for you. As a matter of fact, I think that if a webmaster should get elected, it should be YOU!
Seb.
P.S. If everything goes well, everything should be "fixed" soon.
Originally posted by Fred West Interesting to note Seb's comments above, a rather weak justification for the blatantly obvious jealousy that has been at the core of many of his outbursts. This forum (and indeed site) has been a tremendous achievement, largely uniting a diverse and varied populace who all had the same common denominator, a love of New Order. This latest xenophobic outburst by one of the webmasters is astounding in its attack on a few British people who interact both on and offline, and who were brought together by this forum.I have never been able to understand jealousy of this nature. Is it because we get to see the band more often than you ? Is it because we get the records before you ? Is it because we can interact with people unlike you ? Or is it the fact that despite considerable efforts by both webmasters to make this a site to be proud of, it still lags behind the "rival" site in terms of recognition at the core of New Order ?I still await an explanation as to why I was selected for banishment at the time I was, not that it will make any difference to any future involvement of mine on here. I am offended that one individual with moderator rights can cause so much ill-feeling with a few ill-considered actions.If you don't want British people on your forum, fair enough. Never lose sight of the fact that the band themselves, the single motivating factor behind all this online community you created, are also British.I had mostly enjoyed my time on here, but leave now with a bitter taste in my mouth. All YOUR failings exposed. So long, as they say in certain parts.
Gosh. YOU AGAIN ?
How many times did you say you would leave and then comeback the day after? Stop making a mockery of yourself!
I don'y know why you come up with this "jealousy" thing. I would be Jealous of WHAT ?
I will answer your question (e.g. why you were booted off). You were booted off because I'm sick of reading your stupid messages day after day. You were booted off simply because I find you stupid, period. And you were booted off because of your insulting behavior towards me, on my own website. That, for me, are good enough reasons.
I don't expect you or anyone to find that to be FAIR. Dictatorial some would say. Then let it be it! All I know is that I felt very good after doing that and the days after, when I came to this forum and didn't see your stupid nickname.
Thank you, and good night!
Oh, I almost forgot:
To label my comments as being xenophobia is only, once again, showing stupidity on your part.
I don't think I would be listening to the music I've always listened in my life if I loathed the British people, and I don't think I would be drinking their beers so often, nor loving their sense of humour that much.
It's a matter of sharing topics of GENERAL INTEREST, not only for a small group of people who are chatting of their last night at the pub or their next time at the pub all the time. I don't think that is linked with any sort of xenophobia.
But I'll do admit that I tend to be more and more xenophobic when it comes to YOU!
Best regards,
Seb Greenwood, webmaster of this s(h)ite, as you say.
Originally posted by Old Blue Have Huntsman and Rocket Mick ever been seen in the same room together?
At one point, I really thought they were the same person!!!
Please do not make these two persons meet, as the world would necessarily collide!!!!!
Originally posted by Mickey Way In relation to what the hell is going on here.The only way forward I can see is to shut the site down for 8 years and then re-form it with a series of comeback emails.We can then all go ga-ga over old threads that were written 15 years ago and all be friends again.There might even be a film in it.Sound familiar?Life imitating art... :D
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MAN !!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MESSAGE I'VE READ IN AGES!!!!!!!!!!
EXCELLENT !!!!!
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Originally posted by Grand Master B > Originally posted by Mickey Way> In relation to what the hell is going on here.> > The only way forward I can see is to shut the site down for 8 years and then re-form it with a series of comeback emails.> > We can then all go ga-ga over old threads that were written 15 years ago and all be friends again.> > There might even be a film in it.> > Sound familiar?> > Life imitating art... > :D
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MAN !!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MESSAGE I'VE READ IN AGES!!!!!!!!!!
EXCELLENT !!!!!
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