The NOOL Song

It's corny, it might have been done before, it can only be a thread which will eventually form the full lyrics of the NOOL song.

Rules: One line of lyric per post [must be in a New Order style]

If its succssful maybe the musicians on here can make music and vocals for it

Anyone up for it??? I will start....

Hey there where are you going to?

A very small boy said to me...

Snorri xxx

...a man with a KFC bucket on his head keeps touching my wee-wee...

The sun was so bright I couldn't see

what you doing alone out there..

Why don't you piss off?

Snorri xxx

Back to the beach with Hasselhoff.

It's got to hurt a little bit...

Snorri xxx

I've never met a gran with all her own teeth

Who is this gran who follows me?

Snorri xxx

Shaft!

a rhyme with no reason

(Shall I start on some music)

Turn that light off you cunt.

Oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you...

Snorri xxx

I feel shot right through with a bolt of poo

Whooop! Come onnn!!....

I've got a cock like the M602, it's hard as rock and goes through a shithole

Jed Stephens wrote: I've got a cock like the M602, it's hard as rock and goes through a shithole

It was always speshole...

And it belongs to everyone but us...

Snorri xxx

Guess what I'm gonna do to you!

Barney,Don't point that gun at me.

I said piss off...why don't you ever listen to me you fat useless ugly overfed cunt?

Reggae reggae ragga ragga whooop de doo..... whooo!!!

How does it feel...to stand in front of bastards like you....

WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?

You've got blonde hair.

Jed Stephens wrote: a rhyme with no reason

(Shall I start on some music)

(yes... )

I couldn't look at you but I still saw your face

We're not here to stay.

So don't wait morning night and day

Jack me off then fill my arse crack with gorgonzola cheese. I will then rodger your piles with a stick of FACTORY rock.

Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn! Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn! I stole a plastic fork from Spud-U-Like... Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn!

:p

oh you've got two lines ,oh you've got four lines... oh you've got six fcuking LINES

I can have as many lines as I want Cos I'm a-cocained on the catwalk.

:p

Please don't take my drugs away...

Snorri xxx

We're haaaaving some tiiiiime with your wife.

almansoglasnost wrote: Barney: "Uh, I'm gonna weigh all you Mission fans up now I see you all, dressed in black, picking your fucking noses. What we want is New Order fans!"

Hooky (falsetto): "I can't 'ear you!"

Hooky - It's them tight leather kecks and the old Village People tache/cap combo, I'm tellin' ya!!

Sebastien, don't walk away in silence

Come along now, this is the way inside, writing songs on your computer, the ship has landed..

Elton Johns son Was beating down on me I got my first autocue But still i couldnt read

I kissed my car Then I broke down I get so extraordinary When you're not around

But when I'm alone in the park I write some truly crappy lyrics So why don't you come and see me Then you can cock off you shit cunt?

Paul Morley Paul Morley You must wank with your dictionary Surely?

:p