The NOOL Song

Jack me off then fill my arse crack with gorgonzola cheese. I will then rodger your piles with a stick of FACTORY rock.

Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn! Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn! I stole a plastic fork from Spud-U-Like... Brandon Flowers is a Foghorn!

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oh you've got two lines ,oh you've got four lines... oh you've got six fcuking LINES

I can have as many lines as I want Cos I'm a-cocained on the catwalk.

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Please don't take my drugs away...

Snorri xxx

We're haaaaving some tiiiiime with your wife.

almansoglasnost wrote: Barney: "Uh, I'm gonna weigh all you Mission fans up now I see you all, dressed in black, picking your fucking noses. What we want is New Order fans!"

Hooky (falsetto): "I can't 'ear you!"

Hooky - It's them tight leather kecks and the old Village People tache/cap combo, I'm tellin' ya!!

Sebastien, don't walk away in silence

Come along now, this is the way inside, writing songs on your computer, the ship has landed..

Elton Johns son Was beating down on me I got my first autocue But still i couldnt read

I kissed my car Then I broke down I get so extraordinary When you're not around

But when I'm alone in the park I write some truly crappy lyrics So why don't you come and see me Then you can cock off you shit cunt?

Paul Morley Paul Morley You must wank with your dictionary Surely?

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