The NOOL Song

It's corny, it might have been done before, it can only be a thread which will eventually form the full lyrics of the NOOL song.

Rules: One line of lyric per post [must be in a New Order style]

If its succssful maybe the musicians on here can make music and vocals for it

Anyone up for it??? I will start....

Hey there where are you going to?

A very small boy said to me...

Snorri xxx

...a man with a KFC bucket on his head keeps touching my wee-wee...

The sun was so bright I couldn't see

what you doing alone out there..

Why don't you piss off?

Snorri xxx

Back to the beach with Hasselhoff.

It's got to hurt a little bit...

Snorri xxx

I've never met a gran with all her own teeth

Who is this gran who follows me?

Snorri xxx

Shaft!

a rhyme with no reason

(Shall I start on some music)

Turn that light off you cunt.

Oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you...

Snorri xxx

I feel shot right through with a bolt of poo

Whooop! Come onnn!!....

I've got a cock like the M602, it's hard as rock and goes through a shithole

Jed Stephens wrote: I've got a cock like the M602, it's hard as rock and goes through a shithole

It was always speshole...

And it belongs to everyone but us...

Snorri xxx

Guess what I'm gonna do to you!

Barney,Don't point that gun at me.

I said piss off...why don't you ever listen to me you fat useless ugly overfed cunt?

Reggae reggae ragga ragga whooop de doo..... whooo!!!

How does it feel...to stand in front of bastards like you....

WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?

You've got blonde hair.

Jed Stephens wrote: a rhyme with no reason

(Shall I start on some music)

(yes... )

I couldn't look at you but I still saw your face

We're not here to stay.

So don't wait morning night and day