I am SHOCKED no one mentioned Barney at his true best which is:
"My life ain't no holiday
I've been through the point of no return
I've seen what a man can do
I've seen all the hate of a woman too
Feel your heartbeat lose the rhythm
He can't touch the world we live in
Life is short but love is strong
There lies a hope that I have found
And if you try you'll find it too
Remember why I'm telling you"
...and...
"How much is free
For me and you
I'm on my knees
I am a fool
But when we kiss we speak as one
With a single breath this world is gone
(this world is gone)"
...and...
"I can't find my piece of mind
Because I need you with me all of the time
I used to think about you night and day
I didn't care what other people would say
Oh I can't find you
No I can't find my piece of mind without you"
--WORST--
"Rock the sh!t, Rock the sh!t, Rock the sh!t, etc"
and...
"Crows, crows, crows, I hate them!
Crawl across!
I wouldn't do that, Dave
I'm afraid, Dave
My mind is going
There is no question about it"...WTF?
and...
Now, don't get wrong...I like the song. But I can't help but cringe when listening to....
"It was January, 1963
When Johnny came home with a gift for me
He said I bought it for you because I love you
And I bought it for you 'cos it's your birthday, too
It was so very nice, he was so very kind
To think of me at this point in time
I used to think of him, he used think of me"
...I mean, it sounds like Barney is so damn sincere and that this is his story. It's just a little umm, too much on the fruity side know what I mean?