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The Perfect Kiss (Substance Version)

0.16 a snare 0.30 Hooky wakes up 0.43 drum machine gets stuck 0.46 hooky drops his bass 1.07 how long is this intro?? 1.18 ah, here we go 1.34 how do you stand beside yourself? 2.02 finally we get a chorus 2.17 complicated keyboard work from gillian 2.31 go hooky go! 2.59 hmm wanking 3.13 love the way he sings "have" 3.51 "land of meat" hmmm 3.59 seeya later barney 4.00 get out the pots and pans 4.16 funky 4.32 it just gets better 4.45 ahhh... calming 5.00 nice 5.14 is that a frog? 5.15 lots of frogs 5.28 more frogs 5.40 froggy bit 5.45 ribbet! 5.50 cowbell falling down the stairs 6.13 murder that bass! 6.27 listen to them synths 6.49 best bit 7.04 2nd best bit 7.34 3rd best bit 7.48 bass get lower... 7.49 and lower 7.50 and lower 7.51 and lower 7.52 and lower 7.53 ... lower.... 7.54 higher (only joking) 7.55 lower 7.56 whats that noise? 7.58 KABOOM! 8.01 was that a baby? 8.03 oh shit subculture is starting... where's the remote?!

Overall: 9/10 an excellent song.

(note: for full enjoyment, listen to the track while reading)

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i wasted 8 minutes and 34 seconds of my life doing that, the least you could do is say something!!!

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Errmm Major, you do realise how solitary this new effort is when compared to the previous WSR, all we can do is watch from afar, nod and hum to the tune trying to match the timing and identify the milestones.

I say, bring back the chocolate bar review :wink:

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i know...

not sure what to do about it though...

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One can be beside oneself with fury, I suppose. Clearly some kind of hard to understand weather phenomenom was vexing Barny.

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Sod it, i'm just gonna keep doing it and if no-one replies i'll assume they are laughing too hard to type.

Suggestions for #3 please.

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The last WSR was interactive, so surely this one can be...?

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Originally posted by DoN The last WSR was interactive, so surely this one can be...?

bit this is a commentary, not a review as such...

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Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Suggestions for #3 please.

Elegia...The full 17 min version please :wink:

Not quite grasped the concept of this yet have ya ;)

I guess you could describe the scene from Pretty In Pink though :D

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Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Suggestions for #3 please.

Elegia...The full 17 min version please :wink:

er... no.

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Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Suggestions for #3 please.

Elegia...The full 17 min version please :wink:

er... no.

What a daft suggestion!

Now, how about video 5-8-6 ?

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Originally posted by pete poorten > Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Suggestions for #3 please.

Elegia...The full 17 min version please :wink:

er... no.

What a daft suggestion!

Now, how about video 5-8-6 ?

:lol:

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We all know ya dying to do The Happy One Major so u may as well get on with it :D

Substance Video version please :lol:

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SENSIBLE suggestions, god dammit!!!

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Ok,

How about Guilty Partner ??

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consider it done

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